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sammieuk1

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  1. Expect some massive spending to correct any misplaced X's on ballot papers the generals may have to go large this time ????
  2. Anyone crossing the existing tracks will welcome a flat bit of road instead of the pot hole laden assault courses they are now ????
  3. You know they are illegals when they tell you the direction to Moscow then offer a taxi to get there ????
  4. It turns out I may well need a bigger A/C before I melt my current one here in HH ????
  5. You have made it to the right place for silly comments enjoy ????
  6. Oh dear you will have to take this one on the chin and don't ever mention Taiwan's independence or even its existence I did but I think I got away with it ????
  7. I closed my 3rd chapter of unusual ways to die here years ago but...????
  8. I'm looking for a Z on his Tee-shirt but need more time ????
  9. I like the ones that stop and wait for you at junctions then pull out when you are in braking range best ????
  10. Well done now the hard bit make sure there is no Melee for your Melo ????
  11. Good luck trying even my Mrs hasn't cracked this one so its 7/11 easy ????
  12. There is still plenty of time to ban water throwing due to any old reason and swop to throwing monks for more excitement ????
  13. Its time for my constitutional after seeing that face ????
  14. Chucking your sauce in a lady's face is in bad taste ????
  15. 61 Is a ripe old age for any Thai motorcyclists ????Rip
  16. Any robber breaking into my house would only be savaged by my sausage dog if he smelt of bacon or Greek yogurt ????
  17. It was only yesterday the UAE were entertaining chlorine barrel bomb Assad who in turn visited wanted war criminal Putin in Moscow last week so is any sanction busting going on? we will see ????
  18. Looks like he is trying to buy some holy votes with this hogwash ????
  19. Just kids having fun throwing bombs move on ????
  20. Depends on which general buys the most votes surely ????
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