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sammieuk1

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  1. Its time for my constitutional after seeing that face ????
  2. Chucking your sauce in a lady's face is in bad taste ????
  3. 61 Is a ripe old age for any Thai motorcyclists ????Rip
  4. Any robber breaking into my house would only be savaged by my sausage dog if he smelt of bacon or Greek yogurt ????
  5. It was only yesterday the UAE were entertaining chlorine barrel bomb Assad who in turn visited wanted war criminal Putin in Moscow last week so is any sanction busting going on? we will see ????
  6. Looks like he is trying to buy some holy votes with this hogwash ????
  7. Just kids having fun throwing bombs move on ????
  8. Depends on which general buys the most votes surely ????
  9. Not a vape pen in sight at the raving nuthouse ????
  10. Think I have two connected already ????
  11. Unlucky for him he has been arrested by the famous plastic bag station police but just how he has got away by paying parents/guardians off is stomach churning ????
  12. This scaly earlier stole my body by the look of it ????
  13. Agree that's the hardest bit that needs advance preparation or prepare to fail????
  14. With only a 100 armed police surrounding the house it could end badly for absolutely anyone within 3km ????
  15. They have gone from the triads to the thaiads with 4.7m floating about ????
  16. I always found I used to run faster in snide trainers especially when someone is shouting stop police ????
  17. Just for anyone thinking the future may get better after the election ????
  18. The police must have other ways to fund themselves never seen a helmet stop here in HH????
  19. Change that win for won the result is a general ????
  20. Suppose the next story will go along the lines of 6 members of the OCPB have vaping fire sale ????
  21. When you have finished the grilling can you have a lookout for any fake Sergio Tacchini sellers next ????
  22. Probably nicked by a monk or monkey then working in my remote capacity ????
  23. Golden rule for expats never tell the bank or government where you are maintain a Doctors UK phone number a trust worthy address and never use your UK bank cards here (top tip) from Metro bank manager use a wise or pre paid card and your life will be near to normal ????
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