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sammieuk1

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  1. The magical mystery land of massage where things just disappear who needs vaccines just more figures will do ????
  2. No mention of more serious violations such as vaping playing darts or bridge so just 3 years in jail will be enough ????
  3. Wonder what the wrong track looks like to a government spokesman ????
  4. What law will the new law be lawful when any law can be broken with cash ????
  5. A packet of fags and basket of fruit should seal his demise in the big house just where can they be sent?????
  6. Very assertive in the envelope and plastic bag market already????
  7. The discount has ended covid is over just spare a thought for those in the UK on pre payment meters to dry your eyes out ????
  8. Getting out of the UK was the hardest part with a kilo of extra paperwork the rest was a breeze????
  9. No mention of AZ these days what's happened to the millions of doses being produced locally or not as the case may be ????
  10. Most locals I spoke to agree its better than nothing the only alternative ????
  11. Hickory dickory is being dug up to give a supporting statement just incase no one believes a single word of this charade ????
  12. That's modern Thailand for you no torturing captives all done by 2021 ????
  13. Bit sexist a bite on the bell-end or a nip on the tackle what about the Jack and Danny or a slither up the crack for balance ????
  14. The swat team commander that lives opposite me has a drinking party every night except last night by spooky coincidence maybe their supply has been cut off ????
  15. Computer plaza near Samsung repairs/service is still up and running took mine there two weeks ago new heads 1900bt ????
  16. Offer some waders and water wings and they will come flooding back ????
  17. To reinforce his statement he will hand out breathable plastic bags should there be any whiff of a dissenter ????
  18. Unicorn level is where your impaled by a single spike up the jack crack judging by the photo we are still currently at the 6 headed dog level and will be for some time ????
  19. Wrong door number you need room 101 general ????
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