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  1. sammieuk1
    You can almost hear Xi's sack twitching 🤔
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    Aston Martin one-77 and the resurrection of Gary Moore rocking up driving my new 40ft Motorhome or tonight's Thunderball🤔
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    High speed pursuits Thailand enough said 🤔
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    What's the odds on that asked Big Ballsak 🤔
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    Taxi for the Russian a very big drink for the snitch and the Ducati for me🤔
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    A very serious crime doing the superintendent out of his money transfer him to the bookies 🤔
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    Luckily the taxi driver was already on his way to the police station to hand in a diamond ring and a bag of cash left on his back seat 🤔
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    But don't vape it cos you will be in a world of Eartha Kitt 🤔
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    The minimum meat on the bones reporting so as not to alarm our Russian friends 🤔
  10. sammieuk1
    The second one today in the killing zone get him back on the road it's safer 🤔
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    According to my bill I must have joined the wiggle gigawatt club and become a platinum member 🤔
  12. sammieuk1
    The PM's portfolio needs some investigation BJ get your case back open again🤔
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    Attention pedestrians! The killing zone is clearly marked in black and white, now red and white in this case 🤔
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    Think they are busy swimming at the moment the tide has come in 🤔
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    A swamp within a swamp BJ was not keen on the odds and wants to hang on to his nesteggs 🤔
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    With the size of Anutin's head it could be a disaster going there PM send Big Joke 🤔
  17. sammieuk1
    You have reverse elections here, where you only get what you never voted for, or appeared on any ballot paper, a bit like the David Cameron syndrom the UK experienced but with guns 🤔
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    A direct link from Xi's honey pot to suck you workers dry faster than ever is the prize🤔
  19. sammieuk1
    Sounds like the police have a chance if they find a man with a hat and a long sleeved green shirt diving a grey van with Cambodian plates now suicide has been ruled out ..but 🤔Rip
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    Quick cook two hundred ducks to get back on track before you go completely qwackers ..next🤔
  21. sammieuk1
    Looks like a perfect spot to launch a submarine PM .. your job to save the innocent refuges don't forget it 🤔
  22. sammieuk1
    Next up Big Joke in a Small Barrel in a Big River as he is saying he has a lot of evidence to show and back up his claims 🤔
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    The good news was no one gave him a good kicking 🤔
  24. sammieuk1
    Lucky he wasn't doing something really serious like vaping 🤔
  25. sammieuk1
    Anyone with a big gun and BBQ can join in the rescue 🤔
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