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  1. sammieuk1
    But we are adding to the economy said Ivan the taxi driver and Helga the prostitute, Tatiana the hairdresser was unavailable for comment 🤔
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    It's called "Bangkok" for a reason! two early entrants for sausage fest next week by the sound of it 🤔
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    The officer did have the 9mm edge in any argy bargy though 🤔
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    On the bright side Big Ballsak is offering 2/1 on Standing Jokes survival 🤔
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    Looks like an enhancement to me 🤔
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    No no water pistols you moron 🤔
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    Hands off my sausage dog who comes pre packaged 🤔
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    Tony is 74 and has just performed a miracle that's my hot tip 🤔
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    I can see gassing becoming the crash excuse of choice any day now 🤔
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    It could have been a murder scene until the words no sign of disturbance was used then it automatically becomes suicide 🤔Rip
  11. sammieuk1
    Getting them puffing on the far more healthy and far more lucrative weed in this asylum 🤔
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    All prison sentences should now be 48 hours or less after witnessing this rehabilitation phenomenon and the resurrection of Tony 🤔
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    Nope tell me some stories I don't get out much 🤔
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    If you have been splashing about in Chiang Mai you're sure to have had some rat polluted moat water in your boat race 🤔
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    The red roads always end up the splashing champions here 🤔
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    My boy wanted to go water fighting last evening in HH and we found out it as dry as a bone here not a single splasher to be found in a 14 km radius of soi 88 🤔
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    I think oil and trade routes will be secondary, exterminating tyrannical turbans will come first hopefully 🤔
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    It's not going anywhere is it 🤔
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    On the laughable side my inlaws drove from the wrong side of Bangkok to Chiang Mai had a massive fall out with relations within minutes and drove back all within 21 hours 🤔
  20. sammieuk1
    Goodbye Iran it sure hasn't been nice knowing you 🤔
  21. sammieuk1
    It will all change when the rain starts Mr. deputy mayor and the beach goes on the annual voyage 🤔
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    What could possibly go wrong 🤔
  23. sammieuk1
    Looking at that photo the only ignitions going on will happen at the crematorium ..next week🤔
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    Sounds like he could have been aka. Jimmy Saville and no one would have noticed 🤔
  25. sammieuk1
    Any RTP looking at the case will be bewildered to find nothing will be ruled in or out in the first hour, even a harrowing silence🤔Rip
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