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  1. sammieuk1
    My boy wanted to go water fighting last evening in HH and we found out it as dry as a bone here not a single splasher to be found in a 14 km radius of soi 88 🤔
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    I think oil and trade routes will be secondary, exterminating tyrannical turbans will come first hopefully 🤔
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    It's not going anywhere is it 🤔
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    On the laughable side my inlaws drove from the wrong side of Bangkok to Chiang Mai had a massive fall out with relations within minutes and drove back all within 21 hours 🤔
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    Goodbye Iran it sure hasn't been nice knowing you 🤔
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    It will all change when the rain starts Mr. deputy mayor and the beach goes on the annual voyage 🤔
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    What could possibly go wrong 🤔
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    Looking at that photo the only ignitions going on will happen at the crematorium ..next week🤔
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    Sounds like he could have been aka. Jimmy Saville and no one would have noticed 🤔
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    Any RTP looking at the case will be bewildered to find nothing will be ruled in or out in the first hour, even a harrowing silence🤔Rip
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    Got an original NHS tens in my drawer and one I bought off of Lazada, I would say the digital therapy machine as it called is much better with loads more settings 🤔
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    Stop the police from selling it? they need a ruthless clearout of all jokes on elephants I'm guessing 🤔
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    They thought there was an excess amount of virgins in paradise and found out it's a very quick way to meet them is my guess🤔
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    Well done PM you can now confirm to the nation the airport is there 🤔
  15. sammieuk1
    Any vacancies for nautilus in the submarine corp? 🤔
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    You will be sure to get a red in the bed with shower of <deleted>e 🤔
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    Best not to mention it was the opposition that won the election or things could get confusing, Or that lèse majesté law (Criminal Code §112). exists due to an unelected military junta 🤔
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    If this is the same story as a 2 day old F/B one, they turned up to an empty field with a picture of a house superimposed on it 🤔
  19. sammieuk1
    Come on men there's some trees behind you ..use one 🤔
  20. sammieuk1
    Natalie Green was very very mean unfriend her from facebook immediately 🤔
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    Now the land of dumbell ends, he's served his 48hrs hard labour now it's party time 🤔
  22. sammieuk1
    Stick to sand castles they don't need foundations 🤔
  23. sammieuk1
    Lucky they didn't write "Scouse was ere" or execution would be in order 🤔
  24. sammieuk1
    There is no s-hit on these sherlocks is there 🤔
  25. sammieuk1
    Try and woo her next time with a Toblerone or an all you can eat buffet bbq and she will sign anything 🤔
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