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  1. sammieuk1
    Big Kittirat is now known as Big No Joke 🤔
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    Sure one of Tony's herbal remedies that produces a get out of jail free card could be part of his advice 🤔
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    A clear case of too much sticky rice produces sticky fingers 🤔
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    The free world would also welcome a bullet for Xi 🤔
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    A tax on the unexpectedly wealthy senior police officers gambling dens may double the tax take 🤔
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    Looks like a raffle is going to take place with some officers already in a trance dreaming of that juicy finders fee 🤔
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    Big Kitrat is now running the book show 🤔
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    Boris the blade is no more thanks to bullet tooth Tony 🤔
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    First things first how many watches has he got 🤔
  10. sammieuk1
    Who knows! but one thing is for sure wearing a turban in Iran will be very dangerous 🤔
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    But we are adding to the economy said Ivan the taxi driver and Helga the prostitute, Tatiana the hairdresser was unavailable for comment 🤔
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    It's called "Bangkok" for a reason! two early entrants for sausage fest next week by the sound of it 🤔
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    The officer did have the 9mm edge in any argy bargy though 🤔
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    On the bright side Big Ballsak is offering 2/1 on Standing Jokes survival 🤔
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    Looks like an enhancement to me 🤔
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    No no water pistols you moron 🤔
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    Hands off my sausage dog who comes pre packaged 🤔
  18. sammieuk1
    Tony is 74 and has just performed a miracle that's my hot tip 🤔
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    I can see gassing becoming the crash excuse of choice any day now 🤔
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    It could have been a murder scene until the words no sign of disturbance was used then it automatically becomes suicide 🤔Rip
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    Getting them puffing on the far more healthy and far more lucrative weed in this asylum 🤔
  22. sammieuk1
    All prison sentences should now be 48 hours or less after witnessing this rehabilitation phenomenon and the resurrection of Tony 🤔
  23. sammieuk1
    Nope tell me some stories I don't get out much 🤔
  24. sammieuk1
    If you have been splashing about in Chiang Mai you're sure to have had some rat polluted moat water in your boat race 🤔
  25. sammieuk1
    The red roads always end up the splashing champions here 🤔
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