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sammieuk1

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  1. 30% would likely be female Japanese passengers .. sold ????
  2. To pay for it all twice over follow where all the money has gone for the last 9 years for starters ????
  3. Surprised he didn't see the sign on the way in or can he not read ????
  4. The history of unusual behavior all sounds so perfectly normal here just waiting for Mr. X to rock up with a grenade launcher to complete the story ????
  5. Looks serious he may even spend more than half a day in jail by the sound of it he must be skint ????
  6. There is also an elevated risk of death if you live below the 5th floor from out of control pickups and above the 5th floor who knows what type of parachute you will require ????
  7. Pole 1 Pickup 0 Chalong hospitalized sounds familiar next ????
  8. Awareness to danger gene not found or present by land sea or air and defiantly not rail anywhere here ????
  9. Ok what's the Swiss account numbers and your taxi is outside will we see you again acting prime minister ????
  10. It will take that long because the physical wallet has mysteriously vanished probably lost in the back of a fleeing taxi ????
  11. They should find at least one dead friend in Prawits cupboard and a shed load of skeletons in others ????
  12. They are all looking in different directions one even looks to have sniffed out the trough of cash ????
  13. At least he left a stool and a chair but he has some very oversize overweight bags to take to swampy ????
  14. We need more soi Jack Russell's problem solved ????
  15. Heston barista badged here as Breville faultless for 7 years after a dozen previous wastes of money ????
  16. Tarnished his reputation or polished it with this revelation ????
  17. Maybe the Peruvian man kept his gear in the same place Pooh Bear keeps his honey ????
  18. Old Pooh Bear will be pleased some more honey is coming to the pot a reciprocal bone will be thrown one day ????
  19. Why all the quick congratulations have they got a PM no one voted for also ????
  20. Putin has denazified a real Nazi ????
  21. World record for falling out of a window has been broken as the the renamed Wagner group hit the floor ????
  22. Stayed in jail for half a day .. off to A+E for the sides to be stitched back up for me ????
  23. Personally I would have him down to sell the big issue suggest outside hospitals something he can't mess up ????
  24. The party will do its utmost to keep in check the cheques and those that will become unusually wealthy first please ????
  25. When they aren't busy battering and shooting rivals to death or gouging the life out of you the taxi drivers here are just honest teddy bears ????
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