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sammieuk1

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  1. Let me know if you find any pants for fat people also asking for a friend ????
  2. It wasn't that prestigious my invite never arrived ????
  3. Adding to the sinking there is no more room for fresh embezzlers we are at capacity ????
  4. Its ok its self raising flour for you doughnuts ????
  5. The NACC already have dead friends in high places so will be pointless but keep trying ????
  6. I haven't taken mine off in 15 years ????
  7. When you can get a high end laptop for the price of a high end phone you know gouging is going on for sure????
  8. The land of you never get what you voted for ????
  9. Expect general Prawit to ride into town on a reenforced elephant carrying a big gun at some stage ????
  10. Virtually zero in HH been braced here for months ????
  11. The tireless work of Police Lieutenant Colonel! sounded my alarm bell and flashing lights in this story ????
  12. Looking like it will get sorted out on the streets as the all enveloping swamp approaches ????
  13. Sure is the biggest Bhum at any party ????
  14. I would love to have a go on that Taser for some reason ????
  15. Airbag shaped amulets are now available to purchase after a price crash ????
  16. I hear Anutin has got his bong going there will also be congratulations for those about to become unusually wealthy ????
  17. Looks like the Joker lopped of his hands for starters, but ironically the outlaws are being hunted by the outlaws ????
  18. 1, My electric front gate 2,my sofa 3, my bed, 4, my coffee machine 5, my internet speed 6, looking at my country from 6,000 miles away ????
  19. 1,2,3,4 Generals, 5 pickup trucks ????
  20. For a more authentic Brit look I can lend you my knotted hankie and its useful for later burger mishaps????
  21. On the bright side or sunny side in this case you could blow more off with his bum gun ????
  22. No such concerns for the indestructible Baht as it wiped out months of gains in not much more than 24hrs as logic gets defied once more ????
  23. The quick analysis with Pita gone is the swamp fills up with even more rancid detritus ????
  24. 'Am Cyanide', visits the senate would have been nice ????
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