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sammieuk1

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  1. Well Pol. Lt. Gen. Pak Saj you may well find tens of thousands of Russians don't want to go or be found but good luck and keep us posted????
  2. This sounds like the time when envelopes turn into suitcases and even bigger than usual ones in this case ????
  3. Are Russians already jumping off temple roofs high as a kite as your about to read ????
  4. Failure to see red or amber has always been a problem here ????
  5. Lt-Gen get your copy of the Kaiser Chiefs on your gramophone set the speed to 78rpm then run like hell if Pita is impeded in becoming the next PM ????
  6. I once lifted an outside mat only to have a monster 8 inch black mother hanging off my finger = A+E two injections one in each ass cheek and I can confirm its not a pleasant experience ????
  7. Sometimes a bowl of fruit and a Wai wont cut it good luck ????
  8. How do you disappear on a train unless you tunnel out ????
  9. Unusually wealthy alarm sounding loud and clear ????
  10. For stubborn spots if all else fails ????
  11. Will it be an elephant parade or a shipping container barricade as the convoluted horn gets blown in this never ending lunacy ????
  12. Land of you won but not really cos we don't like who won in a nutshell ????
  13. On the plus side it looks like it took two days to come back down ????
  14. Men children its an emoji no one died what nonsense who cares .. obviously now some of you for some bizarre reason ????
  15. All in the land where you can see a burger stall on the steps of McDonalds ????
  16. Wonder why he needs two pairs of sunglasses is it part of his disguise ????
  17. Looks like a noose in the photos background use it ????
  18. Unfortunately the asylum seeker found the asylum ????
  19. On the menu tonight is lead stew where and you can have brandishing and inundation for pudding ????
  20. Rollie Rolex in his natural habitat oblivious ????
  21. Loosing the will to live with this insane nonsense day in day out what a cluster ????
  22. My Mrs has a brick or her knickers ready to throw if this all goes "Pita" tits now what will it be ????
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