IvanLaw

My dad swore by urine, but I'm afraid I could never come at this. In fact he used urine for a lot of things, such as watering the guavas. Our first car was a Vauxhall 12, and dad used to fill up the windshield reservoir with urine. It seemed to work really well.

I hope you aren't taking the proverbial

Best night out? Anywhere with my wife and son.

SHOCK      You hiring them out ? 

Hope you have the correct work permit

Kasikorn does have a tendency of somewhat overcharge and introduce fees.

My card of 6 years fell apart, just old. Got charged 300 baht just to have a new card, which was bearable but the new card is hello kitty pink.

Not exactly the most pleasant experience when 100kg foreigner pulls out hello kitty pink card, honestly have not had a shop where they did not crack up laughing seeing me and the card

Yes, that would be annoying - having a debitcard more pinker than your avatar

I bet not as annoying as having bad glasses ,

avatar is grey

Thanks for the "Heads Up"

Note to self,

Arrange Eye Test,

Colour grey looks pink

What happened to trust?

Turned into disaster

NO

Lost the T

& got a L

Her "honey-coloured" skin reminded many Thais of Pocahontas

I bet they want to Pocahontas.

Pleas, What's a hontas

I had a Meccano set when I was a kid. The screws and nuts where the weakest link!

Are you referring to the nut behind the screw ?

Getting coat Now

Guinness.jpg

Nothing beats a pint of Guinness.

Very difficult to find here, but some people oblige me when coming back from Europe.

Same same BUT Draft

The oncoming vehicle suffered a power-wheel tire blowout under acceleration, which are almost uncontrollable short of specific training.

Is that in the Thai description or do you manage to see that from the video?

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Twenty-five years as a cop, involved in lots of accident investigations when they involved homicides. I can see it in the video.

Think you will fit in well with the BIB, Have you applied?

The mai bpen arai attitude is annoying sometimes.

"Excuse me, there's a dead beetle in my food"

"mai bpen aria" lady removes beetle and problem is solved.

Yeah that's it, go on, just sweep it under the carpet and pretend it was never there in the 1st place.

I dare bet that wasn't in Isan ???

You would have nothing left with some dishes

Depends on the type of sink or bath...

Or Butt

According to my brother in law,

"Teak tree is made wood teak"

So it must be true

Cut two large onions in half. Leave them cut side up in the room.

Could be an old-wives tale.

Will probably result in your next question being 'how to remove onion smell'.

Place cut halves in Saucer of water.

(cut across to show rings, ring side down in water)

Helps to have windows open.

Used meny time & it works

RIP Rick Mayall

Truly a loss to comedy that cannot be replaced.

Rick (to Madness who are performing in the pub)

: Do you lot know Summer Holiday by Cliff Richard?

Suggs: You hum it... I'll smash your face in.

Rick: I'll go sit over there.

Well, I guess you don't know the answer, either.

I'm all for law and order.

Thank you,

Who's Order?

I came back same as the reason I came first. Look at my avatar.

Sex Change ?

or Thai girl?

Even saw in Christian church in Bangkok,

A man depicted nailed to a cross.

(Pictures & Carvings)

Disgusting.

Ooooops.......I shouldn't have pinched that air hostess's cute bottom.

Did he object ?

Amazing.

Wonder if he left his "Back Pack" in Thailand ?

Remember when there was alot of Barber Chairs in Bars ???? ......

Presumably you came out half cut ?

God, what a horrible way to die. And then they probably ate the dogs.

I agree with recycling

But

That is a bit over the top Credo

A "couple of moves" will do you no good. You never know what the other guy is capable of even when he is drunk.

Either learn martial arts the proper way or don't get involved.

Reached the dizzy heights as L.Cpl. in ACF &

have a black belt in Origami,

May be overqualified.

Is it required to play loud music?

Gekko Blaster

Sorry

Getting coat now

Don't believe in "Re birth",

Mind you,

I didn't when I was a frog

And the Russians are thinking about closing down charter flights to Thailand as they feel that their natives safety and welfare is at risk. Apparently they, at least, are not too concerned about how the rest of the World sees them.

Some who come here might think that Ivan was just having 'a good night out'.

I resemble your remark,

No relation I assure you