IvanLaw

this new version of thaivisa mobile sucks

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Better than a Hoover ?

Imbibed a few did you?

Sleep well

Imbibed a few ?

Sleep well

Go far standard western hight (2.438) 96in. if you want to run air and reduce total space.

Western ceiling height is so low to save on heating costs, to save on cooling costs you better build as high as possible.

My living room ceiling is 5 meter, and i rarely have to open the fan.

Remember hot air rises, cool air falls.

5 metres..............wow.............. ...............that's over 16 feet..................wow

Wife wanted two rooms knocked into one!!

Possible lack of communication=

One bedroom less

Parents are irrelevant

True

Without the parents, No Problem

&

The chances are that if you did not have parents.

Your children will not.

Saw the headline

Knicker napper wanted by Phuket police

All ready to apply for the job

Now, Disappointed again

Will keep working in UK & looking

Not personally but…..

I do recall a long, long time ago my farther stated that once he found one on the table.

He took a stick & knocked it off, it then went pop.

With thanks to Mr Cribbing.

Phew, at least you didn't ask me to go back where I came from.

That would really annoy your Mum

Getting coat now

The rewards for generosity with various intentions are detailed in the Dana Sutta. Ideally, one gives with the thought, 'This is an ornament for the mind, a support for the mind'.

Bend over...

I think I whent to School with his brother, Fred Dover

Well done "Ivan"...

Thank you

(What I do?)

Avatar= Wifes home area in Thailand

&

Signature ? Ask Dad

I mostly go to places that I either already like or love. So in general I am greeted warmly.

Like the place that banned you? 555

Are you needing help with the meaning of the phrase: in general?

Making love to a member of the armed forces?

Getting me coat now

The whole family ??? Does it include the pets as well ?

BTW . how do you service a budgerigar ?

Elevate it if on credit

(Higher perches)

or

Remove its teeth,

It will then suck seed

Getting me coat now

This one surprised me. I never thought that anybody would have trouble locating nuts in Pattaya! ... (Sorry, I just couldn't resist.) :-)

Was going to suggest you try Hospitals that specialise in the operations taken by “Lady boys”

But I won’t

Also many posts are mistakenly considered a troll for the wrong reasons because of the lack of ability to be able to judge, by some readers.

My definition of a troll forumwhise is "someone intentionally trying to reak havoc in a consented environment"

Thank you

Like that bloke that tried to divert this thread onto a discussion about avatars?

Have you ever thought about cocking your head ? (NO! I mean like "tilting one's head with a quizzical glance askance")

SC

Also many posts are mistakenly considered a troll for the wrong reasons because of the lack of ability to be able to judge, by some readers.

My definition of a troll forumwhise is "someone intentionally trying to reak havoc in a consented environment"

Thank you

Like that bloke that tried to divert this thread onto a discussion about avatars?

Have you ever thought about cocking your head ? (NO! I mean like "tilting one's head with a quizzical glance askance")

SC

Re Avator:

Often wondered where “Lucky” Luken went

The one’s driving the herds of cattle in rush hour?

(Sorry, long day)

Land of smiles indeed... I have a bridge for sale...anyone interested?

Dentist Appointment Monday

Will ask price & then possibly make you an offer

If you sell how about your smile?

Just a thought,

Will that be regarded as a Red Alert or not?

that milk will be foul in about 24 hours

Milk to Chicken !

& only 25 Bt.

Amazing Thailand

“Phuket Vice Governor Chamroen Tipayapongtada”

Phuket has a Governor for Vice?

Wonder how much he had to pay for that position ?

I bet that job is not open to aliens

Was going to make a comment about oral sex

but thought better of it

Believe the temporary one is known as

A strapadicktome

its probably the persons name that that owns the monstrosity.

Maybe belongs to French waiter ?