IvanLaw

There is not a single mosquito anywhere on Phuket, I've checked.

Are they all Married ?

STEADY On !!! O JEALOUS ONE

May be a relation of TOULOUS LATRECK

(Sorry if incorrect spelling, I’m dislocsic, dipeptic, O BUM CANT SPULL)

Regards

I say it serves him right for having a penis that touches the ground..

totster

like i said famous people i have met ,and where ?

Only in the looking glass

(Or maybe that should be INFORMAS)

Regards

you'll only need witch shots if you plan to be here at halloween.

Will that apply if her name is Hazel?

For the original poster Witch = female wizard

Which Not witch, the joy of English

Regards

TOILET

I82QB4IP

Arrr Mamories of a misspent youth

another Da Vinci code ?

What are we looking for this time ?

I know of guys who go bare-back ( IMO) but how do you know it's ''on the rise''?

Is “IT” Possible if not risen?

No Shine ,

Hit Woman ?

Kidd out?

Just Curous (& Bored)

Regards

I'm a hitman - obviously kidding.

What Do U for Work/money

Work a lot for a little

Just waiting for the day when I can afford to retire,

Sell up & move to Thailand permanently & maybe next life to?

No intention of returning to UK,

Maybe for a short holiday & to see my Children & Grandchildren.

Nothing else to keep me in England.

My wife is Thai & enjoys England so maybe she will stay and help support me in Thailand.

Regards

According to my late Farther

Strangest Law was ME

RIP Dad

Past

Milligoon (Spike Milligan RIP)

Benny Hill RIP

Python

Open all Hours

Goodies

ARRR days of my youth

Present

Little Britain

Otherwise, in my opinion,

Sadly very little at the moment that can or will be classed as “Memorable”

Regards

Shower Caps?

I have never seen a shower cap for the nether regions!

Possibly in the Netherlands = Holland= Dutch

Dutch Cap?

My Wife (Thai) confirms that her Muslim Friends wash hair after sex

Regards

Ps

Quick Reply Bambina

Ok, I know the law is the law, but today it was pretty hot. I also noticed no one or next to no one was wearing helmets, I even saw some people riding holding their helmets in their hands. Do cops just not care when it's hot about wearing a helmet?

Only if you want your brain to fry on the road after an accident.

Why do you think you need less protection when it is hot??

Please be safe

Regards

What is DPC?

DPC = Damp Proof Course

Normally a nonpermable membrane (polythene / plastic) layer between foundations and lower section of inner & outer walls, Approximately 100mm above ground level.

Regards

OPP'S

To late, Never Mind

I try to help

This is the oldest joke in the universe!

No NOT the oldest,

that was the three legged brontosaurus,

Or was it the teranadon

BOOM BOOM

Great to have a truly informative post & (as yet) no stupid posts.

Personally I am always willing to learn but at my age!!!!

Regard

Ivan

According to Samui Express - Beckham is building a 200 million Baht Villa on Samui .

House Building

Is that not employment reserved for Thais?

Sage advice given to me from my late Father:

Many are called but few get up

Never stick your finger where you wouldn’t stick your dick!

Happy days & memories

WOW, That’s Interesting

Good Job I don’t Steal, Have Fake Stamps or get Drunk

Maybe I will be OK ?

I would like to give a word of caution...

Well, nothing about barboy. I had a good chat with my old Thai gay friend who works in a Ministry of XXXXXX. He told me about the gay massage parlor.It was really interesting.I have never been either gay or guy's massage parlor.

Mr.C : Blah Blah me and Mr.S , a dentist (another old friend) went to a massage parlor.

Bambi : WoW ..sounds Funny..Opps I mean fun. Can I go with you guys next time. I am curious.

Mr.C: Hmm... your hair is too long.

Bambi :I have a wig , shorted hair style

Mr.C : Your boobs?

Bambi : Oh dear I will wrap them.being a doctor, I have an elastic bandage.

Mr.C : You do not have a penis.

Bambi : Come On !! I just want to see around as sight seeing .I will buy a big sausage and put it in my pants.

Mr.C : lol hahahaha you are just a !@$#@# BIMBO

Have a good day guys

Hells Teeth

IN UK Time Now 03.30

Just started eating my Dinner

Sausage & Mash

Sudden loss of appetite

Thanks BAMBINA Great Timing

Regards

I thought I had a “Pot Belly”

But

Glad to report that it is Pirates Disease

(Sunken Chest)

Now that’s what I call

“Working under Cover”

Do they pay for OVER TIME I wonder ?

Is this an advert? Any more farang interested in becoming a police volunteer?

VIAGRA !!!!!

Thought she said, Try NIAGARA!!!

Thanks for info.

(Note to self: Stop drinking so much water)

ok let me set one thing crystal clear for you guys...

this is a serious forum, and taking the p*ss, as your both doing, is going to get you banned pretty d*mned quickly... have i made myself clear or perhaps you need a demonstration?

My Profound Apologies

I had not realised this was not a posting on the general forum.

Intention was not as you allude to extracting the urine but as a lighthearted reply to the posting

If you wish to ban, That is up to you and the Moderators.

I personally am a long term recovering alcoholic who used to drink over a bottle of whisky per day at my lowest point.

They didn't make a glass big enough for me to have just one.

In the days when I drank alcohol I always knew when I had enough.

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I couldn't reach up to the bar!!

We met Tom in Nepal about 8 years ago when we played elephant polo together. After that we played elephant polo together in Hua Hin for a couple of years. He is a great guy.

Is that the Royal WE?

2 year Polo Match, Must of been a hel_l of a game, Bet you very tired

How much 95 octane consumed in the 2 years?

To be Serious, your vehicle ok only on 95, Or can it be “Adjusted” ?