slipperylobster

The point is, the western alternatives are far worse. A cup of rice is not as bad as mashed potatoes containing milk and butter, and smothered with gravy made from pad drippings (pure,unadulterated fat).

Meat Pies and mashed potatoes (with gravy)

Mince and mashed potatoes (with gravy)

Bangers and mashed potatoes

fish and chips (deep fried in fatty oil) and served with mayonnaise

Cheeseburgers and fries with (the lot) Aussie style adds eggs?

....you get the idea....

Now compare that to a scoop of rice, vegetables (usually fresh not canned..like our stuff)
,served with a bbq tilapia or some bbq pork

The western alternatives are, albeit, more satisfying but far more fattening and overloaded with calories

Perhaps a PI getting evidence for an upcoming case against you?

I remember a trike following me to a "girlie bar", then he called my wife, who showed up there and sat next to me. In Thailand/Philippines, you have to realize small money can buy an informant (even right inside the bar you frequent). It does not matter whether it is right or wrong, nor should we be asking if it is rude.....sometimes it is just "business". With all the cellphone cameras sitting around, your personal life can easily be documented for future reference.

Of course, the bamboo telegraph (all over asia) is still just as effective as a photo.

Nobody is going to stop cellphone addicts from taking photos. Size of camera is irrelevant. I would say, the huge one you saw was a harmless tourist. Nobody would walk around with something like that if they were being covert.

Had to ask myself why I still wanted to go to the red light areas, even after I was married. Pretty risky, but most of us are guilty. I just bring my wife with me, nowadays, and let her buy the ladies a drink. Much more fun...and less dangerous. Nobody takes pics of us.

Truth be told...

It was the introduction of Western cuisine that bastardized the Asian diet. Nothing wrong with the food they served here in Thailand, until the fat farang came with his sleezy diet of fatty dishes, craving for sugar and chocolate eclairs.

It is just totally absurd that we should blame them. Our unhealthy crap is addicting as all get out. Clogging arteries and fattening up children, before the age of 6. I know kids with stubs of black teeth from the sugary western crap the parents give them.

Why blame them?????

Was at Chamchuri for my annual on Monday. Staff guy did all the running around, but it was quick and for the final bit, I spoke to the female inspector who was delightful and charming. Staff at Jomtien also always pleasant. Now I have to find something else to bitch about.

Baht busses....JT....Anybody????

Sounds great...just like Udon Thani.

I moved to Chiang Mai, and almost want to go back, just because of the shoddy immigration service they have in Chiang Mai. Hope it improves soon. Definitely need some satellite stations, a half way decent chair that won't break when you sit in it...and a less "overworked, stressed out staff."

Did you know that in Salt Lake city you can buy a beer called " Polygamy Beer" !! God was my witness, ( Monaco Hotel SLC)

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Good excuse for not going back to the right home.....honey, you know I can't stop after having just one...

The ladies would have been more interested to hear about the "Magic Underwear" these guys have. Could win the lotto every time.

nok air is cheaper

It is cheaper. Though you get what you pay for.

All in all, with their complimentary airport lounges and frequent flyer programme, it's a more pleasurable experience flying with Bangkok Airways IMO.

A one hour flight....I would go for the cheaper. It is not like you are going to get time to have lunch, dinner and a movie. I might find a lounge benefit interesting...on international flights (longer checking in and waiting at international airports). Here we are talking about one hour....

Bangkok Air would have to get more competitive to get my business.

Why did he not just do this in the first place...???? Cannot blame others for being suspicious if you refuse to participate in testing, while every single other person has to. No wonder all the attention !!!

ok...boxes...ummm Thanks.

I can whip up some plastic bags, if you need some.

slipperylobster, on 30 Oct 2014 - 12:24, said:

Most of it is low calorie. Vegetables and meat. Keep it basic. Plain rice, some vegetables and light on the pork/chicken/fish.

Unlike our super high fat/calorie western diet of gravy, butter, fatty red meat, biscuits, pies, etc !!!!

Look up a western meatloaf dinner with gravy and potato (smothered in butter) and slices of bread, compared to a light meal of fish, rice, fresh vegetables.

not rocket science.

All that "bad" western food, yet we still, on average, live longer that Thais... go figure. Makes you wonder just how "bad" that western diet is.

Line up ten random farangs, over the age of forty, and then do the same with ten random thais.

Then tell me who is fatter...in General. LOL Should be quite obvious.

We may live longer due to better medical care, genetics, or simply by not driving in the same bus/van as Thais do.

Like they said...eat it raw...or next best thing...go to the "S" BBQ.

You cook it yourself at the table. Nothing healthier...east or west. All the fresh vegetables you can shake a stick at....and unmarinated meats/seafood (sliced thin). No greasy gravies/food additives that you get at western restaurants. These are highly popular throughout Thailand...and very reasonable. Never saw one in western countries. Our bbqs are full of MSG, salt, unhealthy marinades...etc. Go natural.

Other than that...go natural, as they do on the Isaan farm. Coconuts, home raised pond fish (Tilapia), fresh, fresh papaya salad, mangoes....

I think you know. lol

I hope they come out with some discounts on advance sales for one route...good for a year.

We travel from Chiang Mai to Udon every 90 days. Would like to see a book of 16 tickets at a lower price.

slipperylobster, on 30 Oct 2014 - 12:24, said:

Most of it is low calorie. Vegetables and meat. Keep it basic. Plain rice, some vegetables and light on the pork/chicken/fish.

Unlike our super high fat/calorie western diet of gravy, butter, fatty red meat, biscuits, pies, etc !!!!

Look up a western meatloaf dinner with gravy and potato (smothered in butter) and slices of bread, compared to a light meal of fish, rice, fresh vegetables.

not rocket science.

All that "bad" western food, yet we still, on average, live longer that Thais... go figure. Makes you wonder just how "bad" that western diet is.

Never sad "bad". Simply a matter of counting calories at the restaurant...as well as fat.

They have us beat....hands down. The OP was asking what foods should he order...simple.

Why argue? You will not win points for that. Kind of futile, actually. The best thing you can do is smile, and walk away as the better man. Keeping silent, and positive, will utilize their own cultural(buddhist) philosophy...in your favor. They will ultimately lose face.

Best thing is...no need to be fluent. Your actions will speak for themselves. Some Thai's actually want you to show your bad side. Avoid that.

Most of it is low calorie. Vegetables and meat. Keep it basic. Plain rice, some vegetables and light on the pork/chicken/fish.

Unlike our super high fat/calorie western diet of gravy, butter, fatty red meat, biscuits, pies, etc !!!!

Look up a western meatloaf dinner with gravy and potato (smothered in butter) and slices of bread, compared to a light meal of fish, rice, fresh vegetables.

not rocket science.

She applies on her own. Just make sure she has all the bases covered. (Not going there for a different reason). A job, children who live here, substantial money in the bank here, ownership of property, etc....will help.

Some countries do not require visas...some do.... You can just google that question. I came up with a pretty big list, last year.

Darn thing is, it was pretty moronic not to submit the DNA in the first place.

That is why everyone was jumping to conclusions. What was the holdup????? Why not do what everyone is required to do?

It looks like they draw no power until the water flows through. Am I right?

I hope your installer took effort in supplying proper grounding.

Water and electricity are a very dangerous mix!!. Please ensure each shower has been grounded/earthed correctly and there should also be a separate electrical supply (for only the shower) coming straight from your electrical consumer unit.

P.s. Maybe this is in the wrong forum?

A good "dealer" will offer installation at a reasonable price. Do not do it yourself....and do not trust one that looks like a monkey installed it (tape and lose wires hanging around inches from where the water comes out. I almost got killed in the house we rented. We were getting shocked just standing on the wet floor while taking a shower. There was a burned out hole in the front of the unit. 3000 baht (or a bit more for a larger model) is a good investment. We are getting a new one in November. It will be purchased from Home Pro...with a proper installation and warranty.

A separate switch (fusebox) and GFI will be utilized, as well. We rent, so the whole kit will leave...when we do. Therefore I must ensure it can easily, and safely, be disconnected.

office girls, nurses,

office girls, nurses, ...

especially the nurses

Khun WB ... may I?

Smattering of Fillie Girls in there mind you.

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Not a bad idea, admit yourself to this hospital for a few days......for "therapy", and hook up with a nurse.

Only thing is, you will find that most of these nurses will not leave their profession to become a farang's playtoy... Perhaps a serious marriage with something more to offer...

My girl tried to become a nurse, but was told she had to "buy in" during an interview. Very hard to qualify. They will not leave their nursing jobs just to comb your balding head and give you your sponge bath and meds. Not for less than a considerable amount.

reality is painful.

its easy.

find a girl on the same social standing as you.

if you are a fat old sexpat pushing 60 who wants a 20 year old petite and attractive Thai girlfriend, and you want this relationship based on something other than financial security? Keep on dreaming.

Date girls who have a job and a hobby. Date girls in your general age range. Date girls not "out of your league" in attractiveness. Date girls who you can connect with socially (learn thai, share hobbies / interests / personalities) etc

You can't just say "oh you will find X girl here" as it is all subjective. My experiences and options as a young and confident western man in Bangkok is not going to mirror those of the aging retiree.

Problem is a lot of older guys live in delusions of reality. They get a bit of attention from some poor girls or hit the bars and suddenly think they can play above their station with a girl "who doesn't want money"

Luring young girls in with promises of cash, and a higher standard of living. That is all good if you live up to expectations.

Reading through the forums, you will find all sorts of retirees that put out a lot of money up front (weddings at those affiliated traditional flaunting of wealth). After the marriage, the girl is working for 6000 baht a month, or getting an allowance of 9600 baht. I actually read many posts that agreed anything more is too much money....especially for support when the marriage fails.

We are old and ugly.....no matter how many times she pinches your beer gut and calls you handsome. One or two of us might be tolerable...but handsome??? Compensate....compensate. The neighbors are all saying..."Where is the beef? You have an old farang.!!!" Money gives back some face, I suppose.

There are many ladies, closer to our own age, that are pleasant, and can take care of us. Get one that fits. As mentioned above.

otocheater, on 28 Oct 2014 - 10:14, said:

It depends on what type of farang. Farang kee nok or farang work in office or posh farang.

Base on Nationalities also. For example American talk too much. Over act , show off, too independent... (a bit crazy)

British too proud of acents even from Liverpool, Manchester or New castle and i never understood scottish.

French just pretend to be elegant but actually quite rude (resist)

Australian too thrifty, never gave any tips to servicers. (If Thais know this customers from Australia they dont wanna give good service)

Just what we think.

Best regards,

You got us all nicely placed in a little box.....I do not find your generalizations entertaining....nor accurate.

A shallow view of the world perhaps.

...not evening mentioning "sizes".

In Asia, sexual prowess has always been the ultimate test of a man. I imagine that their imagination gets the best of them. My gals oldest sister (55) and her niece (45) and cousin (45), were all peeping in my window, the first time I slept overnight. They wanted to see if "it" was true...

no kidding!!! Lucky the (will not mention specific race or color) "other" Americans are not keen on visiting Thailand.

I would say our reputation for larger "*****" is what really torques off Thai males.

The window lurkers were giggling, and turned out....I did not really measure up to the theory.

Someone that happy, and lucky, is almost as annoying as the ones that whine about bad service.