Gracas

She can not have tasted all that good if the Crocodile only took one little nip at her.

Or maybe it was the Croc voicing his opinion of this Selfies BS.

Is your wife's name Basil Fawlty ?

11 hours ago, tomacht8 said:

There are actually people who buy a Ferrari and put it unused for years in the garage.

Yes true, but Nong Nat is NOT unused so it would be a waste of time putting her in the garage.

Learning Mathematics in a Thai School.

Today we are going to learn how to count. You can start by counting the number of lashes I give this Boy.

Remember if you get it wrong we will start again.

This brings to mind the saying "The punishment should fit the crime".

After reading about the female teacher that beat the young boy 99 times with a stick, and now this. These people really need to feel the pain of there victims to understand what they have done.

8 hours ago, Aforek said:

Good solution, 30 years good, I am already 66, the land owner is my GF's mother, who gave land for her five children , and the house is in my GF's name

how can I do it ?

I have read your different opinions, I know some of them already and so far I feel this is a good family but we don't know the future

 

If your GF's Mother and Daughter are indeed good people as you state, then there should be no problem in remaining in the house. I would think that they would want you to stay even if just to continue paying the monthly expenses. (this is how it worked out with a friend of mine).

Does your GF have a Will ? Who has she left the house to ? Does she request that you be allowed to stay ?

I really see no point in having Lease or any other arrangement, if the family want you out then they will just make life hell for you on a daily basis. Why live in a place where you are not wanted. The stress will only shorten your life.

But if as you say they are good people then no problems.

9 hours ago, smotherb said:

I was attempting satirical humor aimed at the cheapskates who carry a beer from bar to bar

I am relived to hear this.

7 hours ago, cheapskatesam said:

I'm not trolling.. i'm thinking of ways to save money on my next trip in January whilst still having the same quality of holiday as last time. 

Not cheapskate.. just smart thinking. If i was a cheap charlie i'd stay at home in my hotel and drink 7/11 Chang 

 

I figure.. if i can buy a 7/11 chang and take it with me in my pocket.. then walk into a bar .. buy one of their rip off beers at 80baht.. and be able to have my cheap one at 40 baht (??) i'd be paying 120baht for 2 beers in a nice beer bar 

 

I shall be making a trip report thread with lots of photos so you pretentious high-roller lot can rip the piss out of me and feel good.. and the cheap bastards amongst us (loads on this forum) can get some value 

Yes and don't forget to ask the bar to change the warm beer you have in your pocket for a COLD one.

14 hours ago, smotherb said:

Daylight and sitting in a hotel lobby sipping on the beer I've been carrying since three bars ago; can I ask for a discount from the working girls leaving the hotel?

I have no idea how you could make a beer last that long. Do they sell them in 5 Litre bottles ?

I bet they had no problems finding a volunteer for this job.   Some may even have had the costume at home.

She "was given a banana and some water". May be she should have been given a bill for the 50 people searching for her.

It may just be that you could not do it for her. So she decided to use the direct stimulation from the water jet.

Sorry to say you have been replaced by a Bum Gun.

He can start off by telling the Dad,     Look I'm just bringing this one back, she already has a bun in the oven. Do you have another daughter?

Regarding the phone, I'm sure its for the "brother", next he will be needing a new truck so a good opportunity to find out what type he likes.

9 hours ago, smotherb said:

last I knew, jolly old Santa did not have a work permit

Also no Travel Insurance, so its off for this year at least.

Sadly this is one young boy that can claim that he went to the school of "Hard Knocks".

This is most likely a common family set up where the Stepfather/Boyfriend stays at home and does nothing apart from take the kid to and from school while the mother is out supporting them. Hope for the boys safety the mother will rid herself of this loser.

Why did they need such a large van ? There was only 37 of them.

25 minutes ago, Si Thea01 said:

Yeah, one on one, what a hero, just a king hit merchant.  I have yet to see a Thai take on someone, one out and face to face.  For some reason they are gutless and attack when some one is not expecting it. But yes, you're right the guy was living dangerously by getting out, he could have been confronted with anything, not just fists.  

I sort of agree with you, but in these situations it is not a boxing match it is a street fight. If I had have gotten out of my car and gone up to the other driver and said something to him, I would not have turned my back on him and walked away thinking how I just put him in his place by explaining the road rules. I would have been expecting him to also get out of his car.

3 hours ago, scuba2day said:

Another sad example of Thainess.

No. Another example of Road Rage worldwide.

If you get out of your car you have to expect that the other driver will do the same and you had better hope that he does not have a gun.

4 hours ago, KenKadz said:

The Land of Smiles?????

I think LOS really stands for Land of Swords.

First you need to determine if she is Bi. Ask her.

If the answer is yes, you're going to need a bigger bed.

Your only concern will be if she wants to bring the "brother" over and he is also Bi.

Compared to many things I have seen Thais eat this does no look too bad.

I was a member of the "Bar Girl" Cult for many many year, but have now down graded to only part time.

Perhaps a Samurai Sword may have been a better choice of weapon for Morita, he was lacking skill with the Handgun.

Maybe time to get her a Thai boyfriend. None of your other gifts or actions appear to be working.

The wife's 16 year old son has a 23 year drunk as a mate who stays in the house with them (also in the house is your young daughter who complains about him). I can understand your concern.

The suggestion of a Safe for the gold is a good one if your wife would use it.

I would be suspect about what the arrangement is with this 23 year old.