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4 hours ago, trogers said:

Yakuza in action?

I didn't know there were any Yakuza in Thailand. Never heard of any issues with the Japanese here, they are usually very hard-working and polite.

2 hours ago, transam said:

Thought this was the music forum.............

Um, this is the music thread in the forum named "Farang Pub - fun, entertainment and Expat life". And those are music videos. I'm always willing to help when someone is confused about something 

1 hour ago, bkkbudddy said:

After expiration of my membership, I would have renewed and continue working out but too many operational problems such as extremely loud music

The music is loud in the gym to give you a pump to get you motivated to lift. I see no problems with the music unless it was deafeningly loud or if they were playing Justin Bieber. What type of music did they play?

7 minutes ago, Watchful said:

The OP asked about "faith in the pound". Interesting question with Labour gaining so much ground in the recent vote. Somewhere I read that Labour wants to spend/borrow $250 billion on stimulus/infrastructure.

 

If Labour continues to make gains this may become a reality. Think about it, once again politicians are going to "spend our way to prosperity". The only potential outcome of this disastrous policy is continued weakening of the pound and the enriching of politicians who let the contracts.

Well, if you're well hung while having a stiffy and popping a tent, I'd havef faith  you will be able to pound a girl when the time's right.

2 hours ago, MaxLee said:

That's why I never go to Fitness Centers in Thailand. Just train at home, in the park, where it's free and more flexible.

Free is the way to go, just use the gym provided in your condo building. That's what I do 

22 minutes ago, electric said:

Having determined the accuracy of your chosen machine, you must now take off all your clothes and stand naked in a stationery position on the machine for at least 10 seconds. Standing on one leg, with arms stretched out horizontal, will add to the artistic appeal of the Facebook videos of you that are about to go viral.

 

Just make sure nobody has nicked your water bottles whilst you are the centre of attraction.

Please don't do this. You don't want to give the kids who are walking by bad nightmares plus nobody wants to see how small your pecker is.

The Ministry of Social Development and Human Security revealed that, by that time, people over 60 years old will make up 20 percent of the population while people ages 65 and above will account for 14 percent.

An idea might be to stop issuing any new "Retirement Visas" to foreigners who don't already hold one and make more incentives for young foreigners in their 20's & 30's to come live in Thailand for a very long time. That might help reduce the percentage of the aging society in the country by a little bit and get some young blood into the country 

On 2017-6-5 at 0:26 PM, mike44 said:

Any venues with UK TV open on Friday AM for the count?

@mike44 Where the party at bro? Opening/closing times, what type of music they play, dress code & rough drink prices would be good too :)

Recent news has been the Po-Po has been enforcing midnight closing at a lot of bars/clubs so don't know if you will be able to party until the AM on a Friday.

Um, what the hell does a fidget spinner do???

4 minutes ago, bangkokairportlink said:

ok if you are so smart give me evidences of any large gyms opened for 20+ years anywhere in the world ?

They ALL end up closing, you like it or not.

 

 

I can give you one off the top of my head, Fitness First. Opened in 1993 therefore 24yrs in business: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitness_First

The dude seriously can't sing for shit, he's totally tone deaf! It's unbelievable that this dude has managed to ever gotten famous. On the other hand the chick can sing better than him.

Ok I'll admit it, I drink too much water everyday. But not enough to die from water intoxication. What should I do to cure my sickness? Is there a "Water Intoxications Anonymous" somewhere in BKK I can go and attend? Please help be Wilson Smith!

15 minutes ago, bazza73 said:

They are probably as good as the blood pressure machines in dental clinics and hospitals. It depends on how often each machine is calibrated.

A few years ago, I blew a blood pressure machine in a dental clinic here sky high. I knew my blood pressure was OK, as I had it measured with a sphygmomanometer a couple of days previously. When I looked at the back of the machine, it had not been calibrated for 7 years.

A blood pressure machine at a dental clinic??? What the hell? lol. Why would a dental clinic need it? Personally never ever seen one at a dental clinic.

You're not supposed to blow into a blood pressure machine, no wonder it didn't work correctly. It's not a breathalyser for testing your blood alcohol levels 

On 2017-6-5 at 1:17 PM, transam said:

You'll be lucky.......

Sounds like she plays cards....

Yep, girls know how to play a fool. Why is the OP even paying anything for her? Does she not have a job or her own money?

On 2017-6-4 at 2:55 AM, Jonathang said:

I have no clue what to do here. 

I feel like a complete idiot.

Totally agree, you sure are my friend.

Sounds like your gf is dumb as can be and you don't seem much brighter either for giving her a monthly allowance & paying for everything for her and her kids. Why doesn't she pay for her own holiday & why the hell are you giving her an allowance? Does she not have a job?

The biggest problem with Hooters in Thailand is all the girls are flat-chested with no juggs. If they all had big boobs then they would definitely be more successful. The HR person doing the recruiting mustn't be much of a smart cookie. When I think of hooters I think about massive melons.

On 2014-12-30 at 10:37 PM, DP25 said:

Time to trade her in for a newer model

Either divorce the wife or keep her and get a gik. 

On 2017-6-6 at 1:30 PM, tonray said:

She has white skin and is skinny as a rail. That's what asian men find sexy.

That's a very generalised comment....there are quite a lot of asians who like meat on the bone, not a skinny toothpick with no boobs or ass.

4 minutes ago, thehelmsman said:

Different strokes, whatever floats your boat. Doing Kardashian is a scary thought, enough ass to hold my beer while she's standing.

But that soft ass is sweet as bro. Tits & ass all the way :)

On 2017-5-27 at 8:58 PM, Khon Kaen Dave said:

Standards? what makes you think that your standards are anything to go by. This girl is pretty by most peoples standards.

Most people's standards are pretty low and would do anything with a hole in it....just sayin' 

On 2017-5-27 at 0:23 PM, bkk6060 said:

Hmmm.  Not that good looking has a nose job, thin head, Spok ears, and contacts. Many more girls walking around the malls in KK and Korat much better then her.

Maybe she thinks her last name is Kardasian....

Kardashian??? You've gotta be bloody joking, she's nothing like a Kim Kardashian! Anorexic, nothing special and not to mention no booty at all or boobs. On the other hand I'd do Kim in an second 

Sexy nurse my ass. I guess different strokes for different folks...

What a stupid ass place to put an ATM, right in the middle of nowhere in whoop whoop instead of next to shops...