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9 hours ago, Flustered said:

When people employ a maid, they should ask them selves a very simple question.

 

When these girls were at school and asked what they wanted to be when they left and started work, do you honestly think any of them said "I want to be a maid working for a sweaty, ungrateful farang"?

That's exactly the reason I only employ ladyboys as my maid. They are very open to "change" and compromises.

24 minutes ago, Sooo Upto Me said:

That's the black /blue plastic ones in Jomtien.

If I'm going all the way to Jomtien I want a pink one.

The OP's problem is his pics. What I do to get a 100% strike rate is put up all picks of me ballin'. Picks of me holding up a ton of US$100 bills, big goal chains around my neck & wrist, gold & diamond grillz on my teeth, pics of me standing in front of "my" Rari or Lambo. I I didn't really wanna give away my secrets to success but the OP sounded like a decent dude.

8 hours ago, Gary A said:

The health nuts are normally thin because anything that tastes good cannot be good for them. Everything in moderation is fine. If you drink a liter of palm oil every day, it is likely that you will get sick. Coffee is now good for you but if you drink several liters a day, that too will be bad for your health. A friend of mine says that red wine is good for him. Why does he have a broken leg?

I'm trying to lose weight and be a "health nut" so I've started to go on a pure "Swensons" ice cream diet for the next 100 days. Purely Ice Cream, Protein Shakes and Alcohol is the key to miraculously shedding those love handles and bring out your 6-pack to impress the honeys is what a recent article on this forum said.

Your friend broke his leg because he doesn't have enough calcium. You need to tell him immediately to jump onboard the ice cream only diet too. I can assure you I've not broken any bones since starting this diet. Before that I was as frail as a 100 year old grandpa with multiple fractures every week breaking bones left, right & centre.

An unregistered marriage is similar to an unregistered mortgage. Register it only when needed to claim your interest in your wife.

17 hours ago, JAFO said:

I am reading the owners manual for the Samsung 8000 series Curve TV.  Does that count?  Its a PDF online...

 

I havent read a book in years.  Doubt I will ever pick up another one again in my life time. Everything is online nowadays.

 

 

I've decided to read my first book ever, it's called "50 Shades of Grey" 

McDuck

On 2017-6-4 at 0:57 PM, wirat69 said:

"It is OK to be gay, provided you do not live in my house".... Thai culture at its best!!

They should ship all the gays and trannies to some secluded island to live together. Tasmania sounds like an ideal choice. All the lesbos could stay put though.

8 hours ago, dddave said:

I've seen a fitness place from the Asok BTS platform, opposite T-21, in the building between Suk.14 and Ratchapidesek.  Never noticed the name.

Yes, that's a crossfit gym. Not my type of place.

1 hour ago, Jingthing said:

The irony is that I would never eat at that chain in the U.S., but here I would. 

Um, may I ask why? Is that with all American fast food chains too? 

10 minutes ago, brewsterbudgen said:

Hamster

Ewwwww, your word association is Hamster?  Ok then, next word is:

Beastiality

Sex

(Woohoo, I used this word twice within the last two days )

Just now, hellohello123 said:

While thinking

 

" wow look at everyone oggling how gorgeous she is. They're all jealous of a hansum guy like me and classy lady like her"

Yep, that's what the old geezer would be thinking lol

One of the side effect is that everyone walking past the old geezer & young girl has a bit of a chuckle at them and talks bad about them as they know the girl is a prostitute and only with him for the money. That's probably the biggest "side effect".

I'm pretty sure that most restaurants use the natural oils from a teenager's skin who has ache all over their face. Occasionally they will use some from the backs of some bodybuilders who have bad back acne too, they've not too concerned on the person's age. They just pop that pimple and that juicy goodness comes out. Free and cost effective 

Just now, janclaes47 said:

You clearly haven't eaten enough salt yet, otherwise you would know that some Thai minister not so long ago said that the IQ from Thai children was so low because they didn't consume enough iodine.

 

He continued with suggesting that they should eat more salt.

I think they need to consume a lot more sugar too. They haven't consumed enough salt & sugar, that's exactly why Thailand is not among the world's top universities:

I don't know why others drink green tea but I drink it because it gives my poo a healthy green glow to it.

On 2017-6-3 at 10:15 AM, meatboy said:

my wife is a volunteer for our health center and she gives out salt when its available.

do check the use by dates.

lol what! Why the hell would the health department be giving out free salt to people? Are they promoting heart attacks?

On 2017-3-30 at 6:39 PM, tutsiwarrior said:

 

yeah...I'd line up at a Taco Bell anytime...'two tacos and two green burritos, please...'

 

(consume inna frenzy and then 'burp'...memories of the past)

 

 

You could always go to Sunrise Tacos and get that exact same menu :)

If you can't stand eating rice everyday (at least once a day) then Thailand or any other Asian country isn't for you 

Farmer

Does this mean the Jetski scammers are going to have to double their fees they charge when scamming tourists?

29 minutes ago, sambum said:

"Pattya's image as afamily resort" Indeed, a  would have been better than your , but I certainly get your drift! 

Start the kids as young as possible. That's why Russians always bring their whole family and their kids to Patts.

Queen