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Hawthorn was top of the ladder this time last year....Suns and Blues in the 8 as well....week 5 will start sorting things out....

You saw me setting fire to one of them tower lights? Slipped over to Sydney in congnito, all the spy gear on........trench coat and fake moustache had a charter flight lined to take me to Brissie...... after big Max went down i suspected as much....Simon out of his depths again.... Had to do something as we were like one of the premiership favs before the start of the season you know....looking very ordinary and im being polite.... You know some coaches stay to long....Bev and Simone.....a swap would be in order....id go for that....Bev played for us too at one point....another Clarko type in and out of the team and often on the bottom of the pack..no talent but at least tried... Well why on earth did Simone let Jayden move to WCE who by the way play him in his "natural" position on the wing and bring in Slacky Hunter, my god what were they thinking? plays the wing like a Bedouin......all over the place but not near the ball....and by the way as quick as Mark Jackson in his prime..... Simone also has too much faith in some players...if i get going id rattle of at least 8 names who should be lining up for Casey next week.....but here's a few, Spargo, Neal-Bullen...Harmes.....Rivers.....Tomlinson....Chandler....and they're the ones who didnt get a kick....throw in Tom MacDonald who just isnt having any influence in the games, but at least got a kick and a goal i think, after that hopeless lot half a dozen regulars just not tuned in.....for long enough during the game.... Let's not get carried away with the Win over the Dogs, was a practice game....by me tinkering with the lights ended what was looking like a 60 point thrashing and we ended up being flattered by going down by 11..... The one good thing that came out of the game was Grundy ran into some form by being on the ball all night, hes go 6 weeks to hit his all AU status before Max is due back then we will find out about Simone's duel big man threat....

You're a big budget man mr TimeMachine......i got the disease from my mum...my brother still has it sisters hubby the biggest pirate in the Pacific got it out of her, and im mending my ways....i use LOW these days......hardly ever pay full price for well clothes in particular not to mention the 85inch telly.... We can get together and sing "Its a Grand Old Flag" in 2045 our next serious tilt at a flag....think you mob will pick up at least 8 more by then....

I use to own a few rather expensive hi fi sets...i use to be god dam fussy with not just my music mr but how it sounds....like were talking 25,000$ plus and thats going back 10 to 20 ys ago.......dont ask me how much my brother spent on up grading, got lucky with a few discarded pre amps and amps sitting around his lounge room a few times.... i did once by a surround sound for the telly.....big mistake...wasnt cheap wasnt expensive and was junk...they were they days i had to much money and brain use to say when i woke "what will you spend your money on today?" As i deteriote into old age and well no income i have mended my ways....the telly speakers are just fine in the end men its just spoken words and boom crash etc.....if i want to hear some quality music i put on head phones.....easy to travel with costs well nothing like you would imagine.....picked up my head set in Japan in 2015, best thing i ever heard, but they were out of stock....i pleaded with the sales man in my failing Japanese to sell me the display one but he stood fast....so i bought the next set down....after 24 hrs my ears couldnt tell the difference.... turns out there available in AU these days was but never got around to getting that super duper set i wanted.....also i brought through Amazon a Koss set, there not hi fidelity but there dam good for 65au$ 150au$ in BKK if you can find there my walking getto blasters....but now days that im setting into the distance like almost dead you know i dont listen to music so much anymore....even in the car, stopped buying it stopped looking to download...just a fuddy duddy now.... If i were you timmachine id get that foam exciter painted by an artist to add to the experience.....dont forget to hang one of them disco thingos from the ceiling and shine a spotty on it....get the Thai girls ooooh ahhhh....thats will defiantly excite them......and what music could i expect to hear coming out of them.......Bee Gees's first single?

Airplay/mirroring is great...mate.... https://www.homepro.co.th/p/1197012 this is the 75inch i would buy that if i was in the market....60,000 dropped to 37,000, its 4k QLED but 85 not showing in there catalogue, Patts store has them..a selected few for a few selected people sir.... I got a choice for either a Samsung vacuum cleaner or a Samsung microwave, since i had both what do you think i choose? Like dont discount it anymore fellas just throw in something you dont need....when i was buying real world things that you use every day like taps basins and sinks they keep trying to drag me to items on sale with a pack of goodies....like buy this fridge and we will give you 5 pieces of useless items you can clutter your home with.....when i threw up my hands and said i dont want them just discount the item i want....they were stunned and the entire store fell into a deathly quite.... Thais like something for nothing.....marketing here drives the economy.... I chose the vacuum cleaner thinking the old one which was near new would cark it one day soon.....havent used it since the renos have stooped...so there...still in the box men a 3000 B samsung vacuum cleaner....can give to some lucky person for half price...arnt i good fella? if i was Thai id want 2999B....

For you Will.....went looking for details but cant find, tv is too big to move on my own....Oled, 85inch Samsung was retailing at 100,000 up till around sept last year been sitting on 65,000 obviously since around october, not the 200,000 b job i might add. Mr Time Machine.... im not like into tvs and i just watch netflix afl and some soccer on it rest of my screen time is on pc....since i learned to airplay because the body thing wont get the AFL watch app i noticed a few things.....Looks great but depends on stream...netflix is excellent and games i watched afl are very good too...soccer...well i subscribe to Bingsport 60US$ a year...they do stream afl as well but limited time span too watch a repeat of a game and im yet to test it out. This TV obviously connects to internet, my experience the tv search engine is very slow and clunky tried watching YouTube etc and yes i got a cheap mouse and keyboard for it, for Bingsport the streams from the tv google search engine were a bit ordinary found by air playing/mirroring from either tablet or pc a big improvement, best way to go about using the web on it is sit with your tablet on the sofa men and use it as your trackpad/keyboard, works very well... If you're seriously in the market Uncle Will....im happy to run up to HP and get the details for you, i checked the HP app and my TV wasnt listed or i couldnt find it, if you had the details you could order it via Pattaya at your local HP, i did that in BKK for hotplate and oven then had it sent to Pattaya.. IMG_1383.HEIC

Well the beauty of it is i can Airplay from tablet and pc and have done to the Samsung 85inch telly,....to watch footy and soccer.... I bought a condo and had every intension of renovating which came into fruition during my many trips to Home pro i would look at the tellys as knew at the end id be buying one....the 85inch caught my eye, the sales man tried to hook main of course but id just look and go....eventually chatting to him i settled on the one i bought, was 100,000 to begin with, over the 3 months i was popping in and out of the store it was getting discounted and going up on sale, long story short the sales man worded me up on it when it was about to drop so one vist i handed over 65,000 for it.... Was in HP late last week....it's still available for that price, of course it must be run out stock if you're in the market go to HP if none in your fair town they have in Pattaya suk rd store.....

Thursday funnies..... This is an Hawaiian pizza game Will the Blues find something extra? no can only get pineapple....Will the Cats bounce back? Said pineapple only....id say Voss could find half that pizza in his lap....like who would back the Blues tonight? Lions, gees a week is an eternity, gone from premiership favs to cold Lasagne left out over night, in Thailand (no air con) no one will touch them now....damming bit of stats last night on one of the footy shows.....Cats nor Demons been beaten by 50 let alone 100 points in like 2 ys, the Lions? look a bit like North there men...In Brisbane at night should be a good game expecting a close one as you know Demons like to keep you in it for a long time....still to develop a killer instinct... The Pancake match, arivadechi Roma, excuse my poor spelling even Italian....song popped into my head....Dean Martin actually.....well Pies at home, what could it mean? i will tune into this game, stupid time spot should be prime time...... i will have a Tiramisu flavoured pancake, just add banana and nutella.....begrudgingly Pies might win here ....but fingers crossed... Time machine better get a heart check up before the game mate....or lash out and get an Apple watch....Crows known for , warning warning enemy @ 12 o'clock.......swift strike when least expected.....at home just the crowed is worth 4 goals....and like Tigers are now a mid table team so you know.....good luck you will need it and dont have any objects near you as we dont want a repeat of the missile attack a la Pickett..... Dogs to bring Lyon and Saints back to the ground anyone? there will be a flurry of free flowing beer at the Fitzroy drive through saturday night if they dont, Corona for me Chooks....im with you my man.... Fj will be up in the trees with the tree snakes come saturday evening....sky high with 2 wins on the board, never felt so good and no alcohol in his system needed....enjoy.... Rips men keep on keeping on keeping on like the ever ready batteries, put down your glasses and watch a movie....some pretty ordinary stuff on Netflix these days you know....like to know where these writers get there inspirations from.....like i just roll my eyes when contradictions arise.....honestly....just last night even...god dam they forget what they wrote 15 min earlier..... Well im off the Suns.....expect a smoothie here men.....nice tropical fruit punch smoothie.... In the match of the round......Eagles to turn it around....anyone? well you wouldnt risk you pick would you? American hot dog meets Australian meat pie....both have tomato sauce with it....blood? snack time cast to the time of the weekend when were getting ready to go out for dinner or coming home from a day out with the kids....says it all.......... right? Have you found a hobby for this year Uncle Will?, i recall 40 ys of these sorts of games....

Here we go go go....its play on at all costs, they set out to make it fast with the idea to make it a world spectacle, taken the defensive side out of it, frees are like scratch scratch 60% of the time, breath on them your pinged, not on about Picket and the missile attack. Wanna see some of that tackling come back...some scrums, wanna see Physical strength effort to break free and create a la Dustin Martin and Christian Pretracca sernerio, from my sofa watching on 85inch now......yes eye sight is failing...and was cheaper, watched the price fall over a few months visiting Home pro... Anyway im different to everyone else....lucky me...was/is the black cat in the family...meaowwwww, boring for me to watch is all i can say.... As for the head injuries and this new side to the long lasting effects of it, im afraid it cant be stamped out, even shaking the player will do it, soccer players are now known to have it, any type of contact sport is on notice so what do you do? Do people stop playing contact sport because you might get it? do you cut tacking out of all sport? Helmets haven't stopped it....

OMG...it's a sissies game now....in 2021 it was a slug and tackle feast now it's netball....baaa to Gillon and tinkering with the rules.... My Man Picket should have stayed on his feet...other wise it's a good advert for AFL sirs....see it in NFL a lot... You're a harsh man Will....hes only lad and 3 ys in......... I watched the first 3 games of the season after quarter 1 of the Geelong game i thought it a total of well being nice poo football....they're taken the defensive side almost right out of it, as a spectacle i was almost yawning during the Demon game.... So what have we got? a hybird of yesteryear that resembles Gaelic football..run at all cost...its the electric version of your motor cars men.......you know how i feel about altering rules etc....well were almost back to 1970 where you run and kick and mark and go back on the mark and kick and run and get a free yes so many of them for scratch scratch like we use to penalise a guy if he dropped a ball or got pushed in the back or fell on someones back or wrapped his tentacles around his throat..... you know stuff like that, no frigging idea what 65% of the frees are for now... It's pee poor football....i can see myself just tuning into one game a week...well i do mostly anyway but im known for watching a few i think might be a bit good you know....think it would be more interesting to count the pisspots sitting in a bar at 11am along beach road than watch AFL these days men

So what did we learn from round one? Cats got of to a slow start last year too..... Pies? well im still tipping they will struggle, give them a few weeks then the cracks will open up, some one will wake up to drop a few guys in the centre diamond to stop there run and spread like if i can see it then half the planet can too... Blues? im confident they will get better...Tigers yeah they will win there share but on that effort there looking like Hitlers last stand at Stalingrad... Demons...wow how good is Simon? smart guy, running Gawn and Al Bundy, like didnt it free up Big Max to cause havoc where ever he was.....like a jennie out of the bottle....forward back in the ruck talking marks kicking goals brining it down...even Al Bundy eventually got in the act of kicking a goal....Look you would want to be @ the G the day both are firing....mind you no Fritch Salem or May....even Brown took two telling marks in defence at one stage......The other team has to find minders for Ben Brown and Tom MacDonald.....then contend with either one of the two ruckman that will be forward 80% of the time.....wait till Fritch is in the team....mid size that plays tall and small....then wasnt it a master stroke though one year too late (yes i seen that a long time ago) to have Pickett on the ball....running hot was potential when resting forward....told you i know my team better than the coach.... Ps it's time Simon gets Tom moving up the ground more often.....look....your forwards who often are beaten need to run a bit hot like BMW cars to get the best out of them...Picket was dazzling because of it...i rest my case... Well im off the Suns wagon.......,why i picked against the Swans is a mystery to me......Saints? happy for Chooks and Lyon and shows how bad i predicted Freo to be this year....but should have beaten the saints...Bombers? well.....maybe the other Scott will "stick it" to me...

So now i see why Fj was so eager for me to sign up....bragging rights from week one... ps just goes to show you how good i am...im notorious for bad starts.....

Blues unlucky son..to not win against an over the hill out of their depths rabble.....tigers on memory control is about it....nothing down back imported midfield jack ex sun and lovably tattoo man looking at the end of the road very soon....Hardwick has used up all his good karma, now shacking up with the office girl.......baaaaaaa....

Round 1........we finally have something to do....the big risers for final 8.....Suns, yes Dewie will do it, and Blues, Voss magic is here..... The sliders......Freo.....silly Egg Jackson should have stayed for flag 2.....Pies....yes Pies...second year blues for Mcrae, got lucky winning something like 9 games by a kick....sure the momentum swang for em but it's a new year.... Cellar dwellers North, gees.......well top of bottom 4...whos going to be worse? im expecting almost every club to improve, well Saints hit by injuries so there going nowhere soon, GWS new coach so lets rule them out, Hawks, well well...lets say they will stall.....Crows? i recon there knocking on heavens door...Port? i like Kenny, think there good to go may toss Trigers out of final 8, Eagles, history says around a 9th or 10th Finnish....Bombers...think the other Scott has a lot of work in front of him... History shows you dont go back to back often...so Cats ruled out as nothing more than a menace for the other top 7 teams, Demons? hey brothers there spitting fire or spitting chips, while Williams is still employed there im giving them a top Finnish...numero uno.....Swans...well Swans are one of the few well run joints in the AFL, not sure about a high Finnish though....and on one leg Lance.....Lions.....everyones writing them up.....they still dont have a defence....Dogs, ummmm.....let's just say well coached or its history for Bev end of season....Tigers? well much loved Hardwick is pushing poo uphill....used up all his cleaver tactics winning 3 flags, plugging gaps with mercenaries a la Wagner (ps how did Russian mercenaries get an english name?) i think there out but not brave enough to call it....as i recon Pies and Freo will be worse... So who ya picking today men? Tigers always start with a bang..... Cats will unfurl the flag Clarkson over Simmo anyone? Port ummm......Brisbane beach lovers club, i dunno...... Demons and Dogs....do you dare? Screw me down....Swans away to Suns....depends on the temperature..... If you have a coin to toss here do it...GWS-Crows and meanwhile consider pulling your cash out of the bank...lot of safes going to be sold around the world the next few months.... Yawn........Mitchel or Scott? if the Bomber turn up in last years away jumper there not going to go far in this game.... In the match of the round Chooks.....a depleted but much loved Lyon up against the Freo seafarers...who set sail about a month ago and have yet to get back to port.....soooo Rinnie...

I got in through iPad, recalled recent software updates for mac...so obviously conflicting with already a suspect website...had written up a post and then vanished....never mind... It's year 3 or a 3 year window......make or break.....numberone on 2023.....

Common Will.......do it, think i used my Thai number...whatever....or email....like i said it's not the smoothest precise instrument known....im not in Au.......and i got in...

Well men what's the story? must be because im on a mac the AFL/Telstra site is allergic to us..........even worse than last attempt.... I will look into the middle distance and smile, close my mind and meditate then go make a banana smoothie....

Thanks for your words of encouragement, i will have another go after the weekend kind sir...

Thanks mate, im giving it a wide miss.....must be the air i breathe....the AFL site not functioning to the standards i have set for my life...said it a few times here that the afl/telstra app and now website is a bit of a mess, hitting a wall when trying to get it to the web page, happy to walk under the sun and get my solar panel sun burned than to deal with incompetence. 2023. yes the world got that far....electric cars and motor bikes now.....can air play football games and other shows directly from iPad and pc via internet amazing stuff....and this clown and pretence for a phone company dont check what they do let alone build a site that functions to something like normality....Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....and i just got back from a long weekend at the beach too.......you know they make me feel like it's me....that im incompetent.....that im silly.......like a billy goat....f*****k em....not getting my business.... ps i downloaded footy live pp for the trusty iPhone......works just fine TELSTRA..go have a look to see how its done...

You now i wonder about people....all the time...like are they ok? on the ball....what makes them tick, do they have eyes that sort of thing.....i see some crazy things here in thailand like where they put the uturn quite often right next to a red light so it ties up a lane sort of thing that creates traffic congestion....like whats the logic hey? anyway it was bad enough having to get down on my knees this morning at Big C so see what the hell this particular loaf off bread might be, but to take the cake is the AFL app...mind you ive winged about it in the past where its forever logging you out so i just gave up, it beat me, bit really.....i mean really, checking the time for game starts....what do you see? do we need to be reminded my time what ever? Australia is meant to be one of them advanced nations right?

Your doing the right thing, if you were Thai its highly likely that dear old dad would go missing, met enough women here who are bring there kids up without any help from the ex. 7500 is plenty what i would suggest is that you dont pay for a few months that will bring her around, maybe later when she comes to her senses get a lawyer to draw up some sort of agreement with visiting rights.... Do the Thai thing, when it gets hard just ignore, and if access is denied stop paying untill its reinstalled...you can make that very clear, ps the threat of going to your country to get support etc is just that she wouldnt be able to afford the time and expense and of course the way that works in the western world can drag out for years.

Shame on you Fj, the little fella is in court.....another wayward North son and a West Aussie too.....a little pedo he may be......Barry Cable @79...... https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-14/barry-cable-trial-continues-tuesday/101970474 Bringing us Australians into bad refute too... Just when we thought we got through the off season a bit of all right this turns up...5 women...well women now...2 were ummmm shall we say pre puberty....dont think Barry will be getting any invites to games in the foreseeable future... If found guilty they should tie him to some Ukraine town flag pole in the Donbas and let Wagner and the artillery do its job.... If you want to catch up on the latest gossips and old scandals here you can.... https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/forums/scandals-and-rumours.58/ I like this one.... they certainly come up bette after a shower ditching the sports bras and throwing on some war paint..... https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/pies-captain-gets-gropey-with-young-teammate.1345495/

Well i just took delivery of a Deko Sofia the blue bike in the youtube vid, didnt start well.....half a Km after delivery strong rubber burnt smell no more move. They replaced with a completely new bike the next day, delivered etc, TGF took it for a short spin on accepting then in the evening we jump on for a small trip down the road, flat tire in the same position the break down the previous night, less than half a km. Contacted the shop about the flat they just said go pump it up, not on as the tire is off the rim air will just pee out the sides without a seal and tube, still waiting to find out what there going to do about it so this could be the problem, the after sales and service of these bikes, my point is the slack preparation to make sure the bike is functioning like it should, ok the motor or clutch or what ever the issue first time is just bad luck but seriously delivering a bike with low pressure in the tires and i felt it right away when i got on the back is purly poor by the seller, if they didnt bother to check tire pressure what else didnt they check? Anyway they claim its Chinese parts assembled in Thailand, think i seen its mainly Taiwanese parts but not sure, motor has a 3 year warranty, battery 2 ys and electrical wiring 1y, there is a light and usb in the battery/storage compartment, i know the light is not working.....build or assemble quality is begging to look shoddy.....