Siam_superfly

Well my English beauties we've won the battle. Australia have conceded. Have you seen the posts lads. From " You,ve got no chace of bowling Australia out twice" it has come down to " You can't even bowl Australia out twice" Well, that's all the minor skirmishes won,   after the first battle we lost. COME ON ENGLAND> LET'S WIN THE BLOODY WAR.

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now you feel good we will crush you dodgers again

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Fitness First... around 2000 baht a month is what I pay....no contract

but its more about what "u" need in the gym....has the gym got all that "u" need, do the machines work good...enough free weights..etc....and is it close to where u live or work...

What r u wearing 2day Lampard.....one of ur "4 pronged attack" t-shirts...

The most relevant question surely is, what has happened to the so-called World's Greatest Cricket Team, having to scramble and desperately defend in the last two Test matches?

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Yes... thats right Merton....u said it urself..."the last two matches".....teams are judged on more than two Test's...oh except for Engalnd...

What a strange turn round of events. From " We're gonnawin all five tests" to " I'm going to do a rain dance tonight" as one of our Ozzie posters put on friday after only two days. Magnificant bowling performance once again from England. Some very dubious Umpireing decisions though, for both sides.Billy Bowden don't like giving LBW's even if they're plumb, although Steve Bucknor gives them even when the ball is hit first.That was also a pretty poor show from Ponting, willing the umpire not to give it. You could see from his face he knew he had gloved the ball, although I suspect in a situation like that an England player might have stood his ground. Still, a wonderful finish to a match that in this instance England did deserve to win.I think we can safely say saturdays rain saved Oz. Well done both teams. After Edgbaston, I'm down to my elbows now.

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So what happened to the worlds best four pronged pace bowling attack?

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we will have to ask Lampard that one....

Although seems as England got a draw....he may he already posted...unlike after the first Test...when he was crying...

Those jammy Aussies , just hung on to draw with the new masters of world Cricket ENGLAND ,  Roll on Trent Bridge , Barmy Army were singin to Brett Leee hes so Matcho , hes gotta be so matcho ! what a great sunny boozy day was had by all.

Cheers.

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Masters of World cricket >> England ur on the same drugs as Lampard and Pro Fart....

Ahhh I remember what it was like last time they won the Flag.... ...I was in a state of total shock and feeling sick, 2 in a row...oh my God !!!......how could it be !!....

Just glad I wont be in Adl this year when the final is played.....

coz they look like they will be hard to beat this year....

I still say that they should never had lost that final aganist the Bombers back in 93".....

I bet in ur bar Lampard, there will be lots of debate's, about how England failed to win the Ashes, but put up a good fight....maybe u will show up at a TV party one night and u can tell me, while I laugh.....

They are looking good this year....

B.F.G whats that stand for Lampard ... Big Fat Git"...? or something like that ?

Think I had better look up websites on "how to do a raindance"

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Bloody Abo witchcraft

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spelling again shady, short vowell A followed by a double letter = abbo

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No Mate; high people always start with capitals. Aztecs,Incas, Maoris,Abbos.

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you put the 2 B's into abbo after the correction, and you a high person, cmon shady, a well fed garden gnome

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Why wouldn't it be raining in Manchester ?

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It's a bloody sight better weather than Victoria or Tasmania.

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It is winter in Australia!

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What about Tasmania?

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We call that West New Zuland.

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The Aussies have no chance................................ERRRRRRRRR...sorry, thought you was on about cricket

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one game at a time shady for you soapies

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Go u Wallabies....

Im wondering just what some of the regular posters look like......?

I picture Lampard10 as a over weight 55 yr old English throw back, who wears a "all u can eat t-shirt" when he strolls down walking street.....

.... Pro Fart, I imagine to be a slim/weedy build, who would be the type to always argue in the bar about the check being 50 baht to much....

Lampard.....

England have the best four pronged pace attack in the world now

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Lampard......this thread still applies....

Isn't that stating the obvious Supermouth? Of course Australia lost it!

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....jing jing

Please post all congrats and praise to the Australian cricket team on retaining the Ashes and the humiliation of the English cricket team.....

We all know that this will happen, so why not get in early with some good words for a great performance.....

Also please stop Lampost throwing himself of a tall building....as it makes to much of a mess !!!

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Time to revive this ridiculous post methinks

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Why Lampard...cant u find a tall building ?

Front Row, Edna, Rolf and those Barmy army lads with handbags

   

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Careful lads: Whatever way you put it. However much you disagree. How ever much you hate and despise it. How ever how many times you will say it will never happen again.

WE ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS.

Just remind me though. Who did we beat in the final?

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Ur nothing Lampard.....nothing

U keep saying that the only reason that Australia wins, is coz we play dirty..hmmmm

Well all we had to do was knock J.W out in the final of the World Cup and u wouldnt have scored....

didnt ur all powerful rugby team just get beaten by France....or whoever it was that u played......

Good on ya, you pommie buggers

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Hmmmmmm....

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Credit where credit is due mate.They won.

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No....not really...England didnt win it.....Australia lost it....But..Engalnd DID bat well in their first innings....

Very lucky.....they usually manage to win one test...even when played in Australia... cant wait until they have to face up to a full strength Australian side again.....

Lampard...worried ???......ur guys would be worried, about how ur "oh so great bowling attack" couldnt dismiss our tail until 3 runs from victory......

Sorry, I can't see the man of the series listed here!!

He's got the record for the number of sixes hit in a test against the Aussies

6 wickets in the Edgbaston test

141 runs over two innings

MoM performance at Edgebaston

**FREDDIE FLINTOFF**

The only mistake he made in the second test was not breaking Brett Lee's hand!!

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......"Charlie dont surf and England dont win Ashes".....

and thats the only way ur team will get close to Australia, through injury......

u seem to have already forgot, what happened in the first test.....

Good on ya, you pommie buggers

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Hmmmmmm....