Siam_superfly

The Sunday Times

June 26, 2005

Sports fans getting downhearted down under

Paul Ham, Sydney

The debacles on the cricket pitch and the prospect of losing the Ashes for the first time since 1987 have struck home hardest

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Joke....must be

The Sunday Times

A stockbroker in the Lord Nelson pub in Sydney on Friday night was equally blunt: “Our cricketers are superannuated, self-satisfied old men who are overpaid, oversexed and frankly can stay over there.”

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and what has a "name not mentioned" stockbroker got to do with this, are these the creditable witnesses to this piece of bull#hit......and Lampards ravings about it ...

"Hams" could have asked the cleaner of the MCG toilets on a saturday morning after a friday nights AFL game at which the cleaner just lost his weeks wage, coz his team lost and wasnt in a happy mood and also lost his only pet monkey in a freak surfing accident that same week.....the cleaner may have added extra truth (had he only been asked) to this fine piece of Pro Fart (slash) Lampard style post....

Can we substitute England for Australia?

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you can sub England with Australia.....you may actually win something then...

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Lampie, why dont u sub England for Pakistan !....ur all the same country by now arent u...

AC-DC"S Young brother's are from Scotland, but they consider themselves Australian and think thats it great that people know the band as an Aussie band...

Anyway...this is , whats music got to do with England not being able to perfrom at an elite level at nearly every sport......

I must disagree with the Alan Bond posts.......

If his companies had been in America, and therefore had chapter 12 protection, he would easily been able to trade out off his situation and nobody would have lost anything....

They are already there Pie Boy,playing County Cricket, did you think the improvements in English cricket just evolved,,No No your boys are learning from the great Ozzy talent currently playing alongside them in the Counties plus of course the Ozzy legend England chose to run your Cricket Academy, one Rodney Marsh.Seems Britain had nobody up to the task...

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So does this mean if we win The Ashes it will be thanks to the Aussies?

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You can be sure they'll point that out if we do

Of course we will.....credit where credit is due Old Man......

He's better off...who wants a farang wife anyway... ( I'll get burnt for that one)

For all their know how McGrath, Pimp, Warne and Kasprowicz just haven't got enough left to bowl a side out twice.

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Not all the team are out picking up women everynight or turning up drunk for game day.......

The Australia A side would beat the English One day side and Test side......

G the Kiwis for a little country of 4 mill  they produce great athletes.

Very boring second half thats for sure.

Still at least they can still raise a team,...oh for the late sixties early seventys.

Seems Soccer is the game of choice in Europe these days

Yea, a little one sided and could have been a bigger margin. Lions line-outs lacking. Weather didn't help much.

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Yes.....not being able to play Rugby Union doesnt help....

Bring on the Tri nations....

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Well its not Rugby Union.....just ask the Italians !!! go u Wallabies

None of this still masks the massive holes in the Aussie side.

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Pro Fart...ur back on those hard drugs again I see, I think that u and Lampard go to the same doctor ........

If there are massive holes in the Australian side.......

Then the English side are on the "event horizon"......

Just heard today that his Australian doctor has denied the mid-week reports of any bruising or bleeding on the brain....all is fine.....

I hope Koysta gets the gloves back on.......and gets it on !!!

I heard that she left him for Lampard.... .....

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He is a spinner too......isnt he ???

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Yes , yes Lamp'ie is a "rimmer"....ohhh I mean "spinner".....

I heard that she left him for Lampard.... .....

Australia thrashes Bangladesh ,reaching the 140 run target in 19 overs without loss of a wicket, win by 10 wickets Gilchrist 66 no,Hayden 66no.

Bring on the Poms    

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Lampie..... Earth to Mars......are u reading this

The Fly sends his best wishes to The Fart....may he have much Love !!!

Pro Fart may need a drink aswell...wherever he has gone !!

Just writing this to prove or disprove, I can see into the future.

I dreamt last night the All Blacks beat the Lions 17-6.

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Close Thomas, cant dream me up some lottery numbers can you ?

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Yes, my lotto numbers are always just as close.

What is it they say - a miss is as good as a ...?

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At least we lost to a world class team. Not like if we lose the Ashes.

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Is it that time of month again Lamp? or are you just standing in for fart, Aussie isnt only world class but world CHAMPS.

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Sorry Oz; not intended for you. Thought I'd try a little.bit of fly fishing. Hooked a Big Mouth &lt;deleted&gt; ( sorry Bass; see last post)

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Naaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

No second prizes Lamp'ie......I already posted that.....

and dont get to insulting...coz oneday we may run into each other...Bangkok is a small place.....

Roscoe...u may want to save that drink for Lampard.....coz he is going to need it in the coming weeks....today was just the start.....

Can anybody please give me the wedsite of a online radio station for the AllBlacks -v -Lions game .

My satellite tv is down due to weather please can you help?

I'll buy you a drink honest 

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Dont worry about it..... u lost "bigtime"....

might want to keep that drink for yourself....

You should know by now nothing escapes me; I see everything.

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Did u see the All Blacks whip ur Lions......

Australia is a far greater sporting nation than Britain, look it up - deal with it 

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So true...sooooo true

U reading this Lampie.......

Sorry, I was a bit tanked up on Beer Chang the other day and got a wee bit too patriotic 

Lampard..I agree with u on most of your list...but take u to task on a few points

   -Cycling

   -Rowing

   - Skiing/skating (we fluked two gold medals in the last winter games)

  

   I concede you guys are champs of cheese rolling or whatever it is called 

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I didn't know you skied. I was only joking, remembering Eddie the Eagle. Don't forget we had to hand our last medal back. Bloke was higher than the Alps.

Rowing; you might have the edge now the best rower the world has ever seen has retired. And we've still got a couple of world beaters on the old bikes.

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when are u going to get ur knee pads out and kneel down before the the boxing Kangaroo flag......

maybe then u will cast out ur demons and realize that we are good at any dam sport that we want to be good at.......

Just writing this to prove or disprove, I can see into the future.

I dreamt last night the All Blacks beat the Lions 17-6.

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Close Thomas, cant dream me up some lottery numbers can you ?

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Yes, my lotto numbers are always just as close.

What is it they say - a miss is as good as a ...?

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At least we lost to a world class team. Not like if we lose the Ashes.

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Is it that time of month again Lamp? or are you just standing in for fart, Aussie isnt only world class but world CHAMPS.

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This really is a cool pic Jai......

Yea, a little one sided and could have been a bigger margin. Lions line-outs lacking. Weather didn't help much.

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Yes.....not being able to play Rugby Union doesnt help....

Bring on the Tri nations....