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Sky News have just announced that Glen McGrath is out of the 2nd test.

Twisted his ankle in the warm up.

Oh dear what a shame!     !

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dereklev....ur nothing....

Notice how Supermouth vanished quickly after England's bowlers showed the Aussies how to bowl on this surface! Well done all the Aussie batsmen for getting hundreds in the Aussie first innings..... Oh sorry, my mistake! Supermouth got it wrong yet again! This is some record hes putting together!       

124 in front with 9 wickets remaining.

Unless Warne can bowl those rippers 6 balls an over from both ends all day long, the Aussies are going to be in for some serious tap again! If an England batsman can bat all day as well its going to be carnage.

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Yeh...whatever Fart....the camp Im in now, Im lucky to get on a pc for 5 minutes a day, so I cant read ur gloating posts about ur pathetic team that u think coz they made 400 in an innings that they are some kind of chance in this series........

and u and Lampard are just fair weather support'ers......

Carnage !!! ...what was the first test result ???

Today was a big indication of Aussie weakness in depth in the bowling department.

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Are u serious !!!

U and Lampard werent saying much two weeks ago...now ur all full of beans....

if England can score 400....then our top order will all have 100's....

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?

A. A bowler.

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I take it you mean the same type of hundreds that both Lee and Warne have to their names today Tolley old mate.

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Well said Mr Lampard.

Dread to think how many our bowlers will have against their names' by this time tomorrow............

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Ahhhh...one day of batting.....u wont win a test...u wont win the series.....anything u can do...we can do better

Just watched the Convicts humiliate us once again...!

Ho-hum, he we go again. Off to Edgbaston next....

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oh ah Glenn McGarth...say oh ah Glenn McGarth......

4 more to go...

May the best team win

May England win - and they would for sure if Geoffrey Boycott was playing.

The Australians will grovel.

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have to be one of ur mates Lampard.....

WELL DONE you Aussie gits. Wasn't even close in the end.I'm not having that dream again.

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MMM gits lamp, you mean, Greater Intelligance Technically Superior

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And why not....what did you think I meant? Grandads Inside for Thieving Shirts

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It was a great contest, both at Lords and on Tv. Not all bad for England, the form of Harmison and Pieterson bode well for the future.

I think there will be a little less amunition handed to the old fellows (McGrath, Warne and McGarth) by disrespectful English in future.

Bring on game two!

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Yes; I liked it on Thai Visa better than on the box. Special thanks to Yourself,Ozzie,Burnsie,Fatso,Nightcruiser,Stumonster,Sidney Tom and the rest of you shower for making this moment so special.

Sorry ; forgor Tornies razor sharp wit.

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Typical....that reads like some kind of suicide note...ur pi#s weak Lampard.....so what ur team got annihilated...so what, thats sport.....they have 4 more chances to beat Australia......u and the rest of the Poms where mouthing off big time when the one day games where on......and Im sure that u will again, if ur team happens to win a test this series.....so dont go jumping in front of a tuk tuk just yet ( if u do can I be there to see it )... take it on the chin and dont be such a wank#r......

oh ah Glenn McGarth...say oh ah Glenn McGarth (sing it Lampard)...

Man of the match for the First Test.... Glenn McGarth......

oh ah Glenn McGarth..say oh ah Glenn McGarth... ( sing it Lampard )

Oh ah Glen McGarth...say oh ah Glen McGarth....

sing it Lampard !!!  

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Well I guess that you are an Ozzie then! !

One test does not a series make...........

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Thats right....

4 Test's to go...

and no comments from the likes of Lampard, Professor Fart etc....hmmmmmmm

maybe the rats have now left the sinking ship....

Oh ah Glen McGarth...say oh ah Glen McGarth....

sing it Lampard !!!

Damm rain just stopped play.... ....

159/7.....

U guys shouldnt have had a go at Warnie...He will have the last laugh....

No comments from the English on the Test ???

no one remembers who won or lost those one day games or 20/20 games.....but now u all have got nothing to say.....hmmmmmmmm

Come on England !!!

This poll still applies Lampie !!!

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I've just voted for the tennis player.

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Like wise, British and Tennis don't really match, especially when the word "good" comes into the equation

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same same with cricket....

"oooh....ahhhh.....Glen McGrath"

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He's got a great chance.................................but who's this Glen McGarth of Supermouths?

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Are u blind Lampard.....

Supermouth.

I think some of the English team ARE IN WITH A CHANCE too.  

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yes some of the Englsih team will be in with a chance......

and the catergory.....

Best dropped catch.....

Lowest individual batting total for the series.....

The Pro Fart and Lampard best miss field award....

Best dropped catch at the most match critical moment.....

Lampard....the English team will be walk up starters for these awards....

Hmmmmm....bad light stopped play

Come on....Lets see total humiliation.......England on its knee's.......a white wash is coming !!!

Warnie'e bowling well, ah Lampard !!!!

Where's ur wingman Pro Fart and his match comments ??

Well my Pommie marvels. Will we or won't we

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Will you bother to read them Lampy?

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Can Lampard read ?...I thought that Pro Fart was Lampard's translator

Ahhh Lampard.....try not to Post while u are drunk .......that way u wont post ridiculous threads like this thread.....

Then again, going on ur past postings.....u must be an alcoholic

Come on England !!

Lampard...Pro Fart...etc..

This thread still applies....

Come on England....

Who will it be....The Man of the series.....I should have listed the whole Australian squad....as all are a chance.....

and the likes of Lampard, Pro Fart etc...fall silent....like rats leaving a sinking ship.......

and there's 4 more Test's to go....

Come on England...

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come to Pattaya next week......I always buy losers one beer.......

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And tonight it gets better...with game 2 against South Africa....go u Wallabies !!!