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I usually write reviews for most hotels i stay, personally its about 70% excellent, 20% good, 10% scathing Ive never thought about timing it but i do it well after checking out. Havent been detained yet (i only found out about the thai defamation laws recently) Maybe ive been lucky Oh and my reviews are factual, unemotive and very direct, including staff names

But sarcasm requires a certain competence and common sense to understand........

Who would have thought a led-water fountain required the services of a plumber and electrician! I wonder if they would hire me to build a submarine

Ummmm. Thats what tourism is. Replace 5-6 with 1-2 for boring places or 10+with places that have lots of accessible interesting places

"200,000 baht baht bill" ????????????????

"Im terribly sorry but the meter is not working due to technical difficulties, would you kindly accept 1500 baht for this 3 minute trip, and have a nice day"

Its times like this i wish it was alcohol, drugs or mental illness as the "excuse" for such events........ But it appears not Such a waste

not Thailand, but when I was in another Asian country, the setup is similar, private drivers using their own cars, metered taxis refusing to turn meter on, refusing to take unless you paid a stupid figure say a $5 trip using the meter on a genuine company/app, (the company took 25%, driver gets 75%) i found that figure out by asking the drivers, the dodgy ones would only do it for $15, so it means its still worth the genuine driver to take the fare for $3.75 in his pocket. As my gesture of appreciation of taking me without being dodgy, I would often give them $3 or so extra on top as cash thats my way of showing a little appreciation

Anyone who is willing to do that could not care less, They are looking out for themselves and themselves only Its just purely greed and selfishness

The football has finished.... Theyre waiting for the next sporting event for inspiration. Maybe wimbledon

Foreigners who use too much toilet paper are going to be in trouble

So beach =not allowed But on the street is ok Got it

Seeing/meeting the hottest girl and wondering if she has testicles

I have seen many types of crab locally, Garlic crab, chilli crab, steamed crab

The guy looks straight out if 1970s

He probably saw what constitutes an "italian" sub at subway..........

Thought you knew more about langyage, culture, child raising than anyone else..... Why are you posting questions when you should be boasting about how much you know?

Ummm. He is actually agreeing.... Unless i missed the sarcasm!

Translated: i will not reply to anyone who doesnt agree with me, and my precious ego

no, my emojis werent meant for the 5 year boy, trust me on that, it was more "shock and horror" referring to you/your post its quite funny, your reactions/behaviour are so typical of old white guys who probably dont have much success in life back home so they go to asian countries where they start getting an inferiority complex, because theyre suddenly a lot wealthier, more handsome, start thinking you know better, and once challenged you get into a hissy fit you're boasting about your thai language/culture skills over someone else you are having a beef about, youre suddenly father of the year and know whats best, once challenged you retort with how Australia is a <deleted>hole same "S*(t" different day, my friend

Please punch the "master baiter" instead

"He has only ever known me as his guardian/father although he knows, I think, that I’m not his actual father. But at Five he has no concept" So at 5 years old, his mother is thai, he is full thai and you are falang and you think he may not know you are not his biological father????????????

Do you get a bonus for saying all three? Extra prison time? A bowl of noodles?

Ill bet his excuse.... "I was taking him to hospital"

They could just grab the corners of bowling ball......