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I use it on the garden bed to kill pests...
I'd heard about what it does to ones kitchen sink drain, and that the garden usage was listed as a better alyternative end-use for it
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A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said
“I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying;“Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face;
“See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”
I nodded politely, apologised, and went about my chores.A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up; and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull….
With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety.
The officer was clearly terrified.
I threw down my tools,ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs;
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”- 2
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waiting in line...
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Local Artist poses...
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can't wait for the finger pointing photo for this one!!
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remaining aware that any model cam mounted on the Insides of a Windscreen/RearGlass; becomes next to useless at night if it incorporates an IR night illumnation Leds...
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just pointing out...
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???? = Thai 240 V emoji 3 pin
???? = the other one ????
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"by George! they think they've got it..."
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I'd have preferred to simply rid Thailand (240V) of the american 110v design patterned plug 3pin sockets in toto... it leaves too much potential for damage etc if a 110v generic device is unwittingly plugged in...
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gubberment interpretation of a sick sense of humour...
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local mask distributor
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On 8/10/2021 at 10:39 PM, ravip said:heh heh a great way to triple your phone Cap limit
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my ex wife sent me...
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something happening from home, for the aussies...
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45 minutes ago, unblocktheplanet said:
TV should not be dignifying this criminal as "Captain". Captain of what? Good Ship Lollipop? The reason he never made general was that he was in jail for a few of the qualifying years. Chuwit knows his gangsters!
Not a Captain (as in a Naval Captain Binghamton McHales Navy) as that is a senior nearly 'star' Rank equivalent of AirForce GPCAPT (Lionel Mandrake) and Army 'bird' Colonel (Hogan)...
- This fella left the Army after busted back to Lootenant, from an already lowly Army Captain (Parmenter) rank
Worst Joke Ever 2024
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
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