sipi

Sipis dog.

You were in bed with her until this morning and you are leaving the country today. Right now you are in Udon. I take it you flew direct to Udon and will now turn around and head back to Phuket or are booked on a flight to Bangkok and then fly out tonight. Why did you go to Udon for a few hours?

Who said I was in Udon? Thats where she is from. I was in Phuket, flew to DMK, and am now at BKK.

Ok sorry I thought you said you are in Udon. She is from a village near Udon. Sure, come back and pay her a visit. Why not.

You were in bed with her until this morning and you are leaving the country today. Right now you are in Udon. I take it you flew direct to Udon and will now turn around and head back to Phuket or are booked on a flight to Bangkok and then fly out tonight. Why did you go to Udon for a few hours?

Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?

Thanks Jobin. She wasn't my wife, she was a ladyboy. Wait in line.

Looks like a red skin sweet potato. The wife dried some out and buried them. She kept the water to them until green shoots appeared above the ground. Now we have an endless supply. Try it if you have a little bit of ground.

Head to Isaan. "Bor mee" is a pleasant change for a while.

Here is an interesting thought OP.

I did my Thermal Engineering degree in a boiler house. True, at a power station.

I have met complete strangers online who want to argue with everything including my age. I am sure I know how old I am.

And he didn't spill a drop.

Are they dangerous? Yep, even Thais avoid them.

The shanks on masonry bits are normally soft, unlike HSS drills. Another option is to buy a 12mm bit and carefully file or grind 3 flats on the shank to fit a 10mm chuck.

Run up and down the fenceline on your hands and knees barking like a dog. I did that once and now the whole village won't come near me.

Were they advertising dog food or running shoes?

As far as being specific to Thailand, I can honestly say I have had very few uncomfortable experiences..

Again not Thai related, but as a former steam loco driver..

Most towns will have a machine shop somewhere. If you can buy a 12mm bit ask someone to lathe down the shank to 10mm. 5 minute job should only cost a few baht.

I'm happy with my Thai missus. Yep, about it really.

Whilst looking for plane fares to Australia for myself and wife years ago I told her I had found prices ranging from $600 to $1200. Her reply "$1200 for plane, $600 for bus". She knows better now.

And after 32 years I stll have trouble locating Wongchumpu on a map.

The only time I have seen "several of the farang men spent the evening glaring angrily in my wife's direction" was when we accidentally stumbled into a religious gathering and my Mrs was showing a bit of cleavage.

Hey what about the "Siam Policeman" and his dumb sidekick that ran an online scam? You must be itching to tell us.

It was actually the "dumb sidekick" that reminded me of the Original Street Cowboy.

The "dumb sidekick" opined (on another forum) that the awful Mr Fabricus can't go back to England as he'd be sectioned. I then realized he was thinking about the cowboy guy.

As I've hinted already, the "dumb sidekick" was the cowboy's manager at the "exotic finance company".

If you enjoyed reading my little story about the Original Street Cowboy, please be kind enough to thank the "dumb sidekick" as he was the inspiration for this thread.

Ain't karma a bitch!

I can't thank him because I have joined the long queue of members banned from their pathetic forum, which apparently doesn't ban members. Long story.

Keep up the good work.

Hey what about the "Siam Policeman" and his dumb sidekick that ran an online scam? You must be itching to tell us.

Ok, so you never walked on the moon or had a number one rock song. But is there just a small chance that we have heard of you?

Did you feature in a '60's peanut butter advertisement? Did you once appear on "sale of the century"?

Sipi played cricket with Ian Healy for a few seasons, and a few other things. I was once the youngest assessor for boiler and load-shifting equipment in Australia, not much to be proud of.

So what is your claim to fame? Do we know you from somewhere?

It was a hot and humid Tuesday morning in November 1985 when I walked into this photo developing shop in Chinatown Bangkok...

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