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Women like to be playful. Lighten up.

We drew our house on the back of a napkin. The builders were more interested in tying a bunch of flowers to the first pole for luck than getting permits or whatever. We are happy with the finished product.

They all look the same to me.

Every man has still got it, if his wallet is bulging.

Yeah if one is happy to choose a mate/partner/wife from a pool of mercenaries.

Real men prefer women that need more than a stipend

No one suggested he was here to choose a mate/partner/wife, but just for a holiday. I suppose by inference you are suggesting that you are a "real man"? Only somebody else can be the judge of that.

When the temperature falls to 18C and you pull on a jacket because you are cold.

My 62 year old work colleague John had never been to Thailand until 2 weeks ago, when he went to Phuket to get some work done on his teeth. I popped into his office yesterday to see how his holiday went.

"I've still got it. The women loved me, they were all over me. I haven't aged a day since my teens....."

Just quietly, John doesn't still have it, and I doubt he ever did. But at least he came home happy.

Life is a challenge, no matter where you are. Some survive, some don't. Admitting defeat or failure isn't such a bad thing. Re-group and start again.

It is their loss Blackheart. You are doing the right thing by not allowing them to ruin your marriage.

If you don't like his posts, don't read them.

Are you on the Jamesons whiskey again Tony?

Who's Tony?

Can you stay on topic? Underwear with some fabric softener is also very nice.

Mon these threads are so predictable and boring. Fabricus will be along with his boiler story in a jiffy and it will be locked again.

Yawn...

If you don't like his posts, don't read them.

Are you on the Jamesons whiskey again Tony?

My Mum-in-law is the same, and always with a smile on her face.

Where did they grow up? In a cave?

Yes, as NamH2O explained, for every 10 metres you gain 1 atmosphere (101.4 kPa/ 14.7psi approx) of pressure. The first rule of scuba diving.

Waste of time planning, after your first night on the piss, all plans will go tits up.

Scout the internet for ideas, and move on as and well.

Really? won't it be more expensive that way. Booking flights and hotels ext?

Thailand is cheap and easy to get around. You will probably save on accommodation by not pre-booking it.

Head to Koh Sahn Road, rub shoulders with a few back-packers and take it from there. Consider a few organised day-trips.

The OP does make an interesting subject though about the definition of life, guilt, remorse...

I just ran over a frog at 80kph, squashed to a pulp. Nothing I could do, it just literally hopped right in front of me. I can honestly say that I don't feel so bad. I am sure I hit a mouse last week.

The thought of even glancing a child in my car terrifies me, or anyone else for that matter.

So where does a dog lie?

The dog lies next to the OPs car, with broken back legs and an empty bladder..

Not sure a vet could do much for a pancaked frog !

Whilst it's true that the majority of vets here will not put an animal down if necessary, they can often be talked into providing the drug to do it yourself.

True about the frog. And I am sure I just skimmed the mouse though. Maybe she only has a few bruises.

The OP does make an interesting subject though about the definition of life, guilt, remorse...

I just ran over a frog at 80kph, squashed to a pulp. Nothing I could do, it just literally hopped right in front of me. I can honestly say that I don't feel so bad. I am sure I hit a mouse last week.

The thought of even glancing a child in my car terrifies me, or anyone else for that matter.

So where does a dog lie?

I am only taking minivans from now on.

Dreams are great to try to follow, and congratulations for setting these goals. However, they rarely go exactly to plan. There is the heat, that stomach bug you hadn't thought about, the Thai lady who will catch your eye etc etc etc..

Maybe take a real long holiday in Thailand and surrounds, and then decide.

Feeling sick eh? Are you sure you didn't eat a rotton mango?

Some posters would get Repetitive Strain Injury.

Checking into a guesthouse in Sangklaburi some years ago.

"Do you have aircon and hot water?"

"Yes" she replied.

When we got to our room the aircon was on and we had hot showers. We went out for dinner and when we got back to the guesthouse the room was hot and the shower cold. I asked them what was going on. "Generator too noisy at night so we turn it off". We couldn't even run a fan. I guess technically they didn't lie.

Hammock. 60 baht from a lady that pops in occasionally on a motorbike.

Great for rocking the kids to sleep, the teens kick back on their mobile phones, oldies just use it to relax, or collecting coconuts. Any tree becomes a bedroom.

We buy 4 at a time.

What table?

We have a large ceramic pot of water out the front with a lid and a ladle, so do the neighbors. But I'm not saying where that is either.