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Might keep some of the riff-raff out.

A number of countries require a "Letter of Invitation" from a resident or tour company in order to get a visa.

Do you think Thailand should implement the same measures?

I know this broom well.

It was my ex's favorite mode of transport.

Yep.

Ok guys, this has been an interesting read. Why did I start this thread when I am old enough to know what I am doing? Truth is I am afraid of going to Thailand and meeting a ladyboy on accident or saying something that gets me cut or put in jail. So knowing what to look for helps. I am retired from the Army and been all over the world, so I know learning about where you are going helps.

You think too much. Just go for it.

Gas = petrol, I'm sure. How long have you been in Thailand?

I'm from Australia, gas is what you cook with.

That does explain it though, I will be able to sleep now,

Yanks and their gas I have never had an idea how the word gas can be extracted or shortened from Petroleum? Gas is even a physical term for the state of a substance, the liquid going into my car us not gaseous. But we forgive the Americans screwing with the language because they gave us McDonald's & good movies

From a country who's greeting is 'Fair Dinkum,Cobber',seriously?

"Gday numbnuts" is.

She probably lived in Phuket but her family lives in another town. She has one child and can hardly speak English, as she told you.

Why complicate it?

This meat is only for personal use. I have seen Japanese air hostesses with little cool-boxes with one cut of vacuum packed beef. Might just try that.

Vacuum packs should be chilled not frozen, but I think trying to keep it chilled would be too risky.

Is it possible to legally take 20kg of prime vacuum packed Australian frozen grain-fed oyster blade beef into Thailand in my packed luggage?

Ok Landy. If you are genuine, and I will now give you the benefit of doubt; go for it. Get to know her and spend some time together.

"She was a darker complexioned Thai than the other women and had a few very generic tattoos".

555555

I am assuming the police have the authority to arrest you wherever they seem suitable.

Happy 60th birthday.

Recommended.

And they all lived happily ever after....

"Look at my eyes. Thank you, welcome. Mwaa"

Lovely lady.

This would never happen outside of Thailand.

Which is why we like it so much here?

I was being sarcastic.

This would never happen outside of Thailand.

10 hours of "Troll songs"..

For those who have nothing else to do...

Enjoy..

The "Go back to your own forum" brigade..

I meant battered and deep fried.

I took a friends 13 year old daughter and another 14 year old Thai lad to Thailand last year. We bought him back to Australia via 2 days in Singapore. No-one battered an eyelid.

Followed by the "Let's meet some time" brigade.

The "let's meet some time" brigade..

The "Genuine" Brigade..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxDBOi5IEoo