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And Thanks to the replies who have been helpful, and the funny ones.

I have basically left them to themselves. Just viewing from a distance and occasionally giving them some support. I have noticed a few other potential growers are having similar problems. Possibly a bad batch of seed.

Crazy. A few hundred metres of road and nowhere for somewhere to set up a somtum stall.

I'm growing avocados. Wish me luck. The Haas variety and they are doing well.

Mangoes, my mum has several trees and they fruit very well but they are biannual.

All the best.

I might try avocados. Mangoes seem to attract all type of vermin.

I have successfully grown mangoes in Australia. But for some reason the mango trees I have planted in Thailand seem to attract all type of fungus and parasite. I have nurtured them but for some reason they just chose to be unproductive.

Tastes like chicken?

Fried I presume.

The pink one-eyed trouser snake, normally found on Walking Street Pattaya?

Seriously, what a lovely looking snake. I can't find anything on the internet either.

Interesting.

OP...

"His question to me was do 85 year old Thais woman still have sex.?"

Once again we see the word "Thai" thrown around in loose sexual terms.

And if she wasn't Thai?

Of course 85 yo still have sex, what are ppl thinking?

I will be at it until the day I die, stop for what?

Of course. If you found condoms in your Western wifes purse and she blamed her 85 year old mother it would be considered weird.

But this is Thailand, troll away OP...

OP...

"His question to me was do 85 year old Thais woman still have sex.?"

Once again we see the word "Thai" thrown around in loose sexual terms.

And if she wasn't Thai?

Ignorance and temptation?

Most unusual coloring. Was it agitated?

I have an angels voice.

The angel of death..

I tend to think that banana trees would provide the perfect place for snakes to hide and look for prey, especially in the loose leaf litter on the ground.

But the wife informs me that snakes actually avoid banana litter because they don't like slithering over the dry leaves.

We keep our bananas well suckered and tidy, but we still get the odd snake around; although I have never seen one actually where the bananas are.

She is farm raised and has more experience than me, but I can't help thinking that snakes would actually be attracted to these sheltered places.

Your experiences?

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me—it was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”

And the moral of the story is...

Always keep your condoms in your car!

Nothing wrong with minding her brothers condoms for him.

Yeah I had the same problem. I opened another account with a different email address.

Or just use line or skype.

"Slopes" is much easier to spell.

Whenever we carry more than $10k into Australia we split it up. The declaration is just a formality, but why attract attention?

Try mangoes.

I sent a stubbie holder to a fellow TVF member, with no explanation.

I received a reply email "Thanks for the dick warmer Sipi, but it is too small".

Is goggle broken again?

250 grams.

Ducks can be nasty peckers. You might want to train a dog to keep them in line.

And what is he getting up to when he isn't around?

WoW, my first 100%...........

I voted for you Trans.