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When you get powdered during Songkran and look like the Statue of Liberty covered in birdshit.
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The scooter you are riding disintegrates from beneath you, leaving you skidding along on your ass.
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You find the only cheesecake in Northern Thailand, and eat it.
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You shower entirely by feel.
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You pay your "partner" to trim your toenails.
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Thai women are so loose, unlike our wonderful chaste Western ladies.
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Ultrasonic cleaners are dirt cheap and work ok. I would be avoiding chemicals at all cost.
OP, why don't you trust the stores to do it for you? They have been successfully cleaning jewelry for millennium.
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we just had a baby son. I initially wanted a little girl but thought of the attention a Leuk Krung girl (daddy's got money) would bring from these parasites. So glad we had a boyWith the wife she always gets studied & heads turn to get a better look/stares....I've kind of gotten used to that over the years.....
What bothers me more is the salivating Thai a$$wipe men of all ages just drooling over our 15 year old daughter literally spinning around looking & letting her know their looking.....Very unnerving for her.....
Don't be so sure about that.
Congratulations, by the way.
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Be careful with Potassium cyanide, it's quite toxic, a lethal dose in humans being about 250mg, roughly a quarter of a tsp.
And death is prolonged and agonizing.
A chemistry professor and Manchester University many years ago told an anecdote about a time he was a young researcher in a lab where there was an accident with a cyanide reaction. Of the three people in the lab, one died, one went mad, and the third became Professor of Chemistry at Manchester University.
Or the same person eventually did all three.
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Okay this fits into this thread somehow. Did anybody here move to Cambodia lately? Hilarious video if you have a bit of attention span.
I have the attention span of a bowling ball, but I found that very entertaining.
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Be careful with Potassium cyanide, it's quite toxic, a lethal dose in humans being about 250mg, roughly a quarter of a tsp.
And death is prolonged and agonizing.
My Father witnessed one of his chemistry students commit suicide in front of the class by downing some potassium cyanide. Unlike the movies where the victims of cyanide poisoning slip quietly into a deep sleep, this student thrashed violently for ages before it finally took effect.
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If I toss words like "khun" or "somchai" into conversation it will sound really impressive.
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Blokes looking at a ladies arse? I have never heard of that before.
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I wouldn't have potassium cyanide in the house. If someone mistakes it for sugar they are dead.
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I would assume this is for an insurance claim. You are probably too late. If Police reports could be claimed after you left the country every pikey would be doing it.
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You need a 10 year visa so your wife can go roller skating?
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As for pushing a loaded pram on and off Sydney trains, the number of women that shoved their way past. I damaged a few of their ankles.
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Just recently I held open a door for a woman and she screamed at me "I can open it my bloody self", so I slammed it in her face. Rude biatch.
I don't think is right for a man to give up his seat for a women....Unfortunately the concept of giving up a seat for a lady or whoever seems to have disappeared worldwide.
These days is equal rights...
But I do believe in giving up a seat to some in real need of it.. like the elderly, disabled etc.. just not to a perfectly healthy female.
Also hold the door open for anyone behind you regardless of age, sex or whatever.
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Unfortunately the concept of giving up a seat for a lady or whoever seems to have disappeared worldwide.
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Drill a 4mm hole in the top corner and tie a piece of string to it.
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No doubt he has crawled into some crevice somewhere. I hope he returns unscathed.
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I was lying in a hammock reading a book out the front of the in-laws house when I heard a motorbike pull up. I didn't take any notice as they chatted just a few metres away.
My wife said "Hey Sipi, do you want to buy another hammock?". Without looking up I said "No". She said "Are you sure?".
So I looked up to see the hammocks that were being sold by the person on the motorbike, and she was the most gorgeous thing I have ever seen.
"I'll take the lot" I yelled through a mountain of dribble as I jumped to my feet.
My wife and her Mum burst out laughing.
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OP who the hell has she been talking to and associating with?
My experience in Australia is that a Thai wife doesn't just decide to leave her husband of 14 years unless some old Thai farm hen has been chirping in her ear.