AlexLah

Human flesh.........

Come round to mine sometime and I'll cook you dinner... sorry that should have read i will cook you for dinner

Start with my legs please so at least I can enjoy a bit as well, can you save my head as last?

Hey that is funny.

I bought this one on a flower market in BKK but when I got them home they never opened up.

I puttted them in a large vase and made sure they had enough water.

Is this an indoor or outdoor plant?

Sorry I dunno much about plants, flowers, or anything.

Alex

Hi All,

Just saw an add that told me that singles where looking for me in the city I stay in Now.

I have a few questions:

How do they know I am staying in HCM?

How do they know I am single?

To start building up a conspiracy theory let us start with: What interest TV has in selling this info to third party's?

Hey it is in pub life na so please Mods do not take it seriously by banning this post.

Kind regards,

Alex

Antilope

Snake

Goat eye

Cooked eggs drowned in horsepiss for a month

Ostrich

Crocodile

Grasshopper

Worms

Larves

Dog (In Uzbekistan)

Horse

Frog

Rabbit

Many things that fly (except an aeroplane or helicopter)

Scorpion

Dove

Intestines

Pig stummick

Other things in China I had never ever seen in my live but tasted not too bad.

And last but the best!!!!!!!!!

Human flesh.........

Hi Terry,

Oh my Goth (see other thread) you must be so proud knowing a 'hitman'.

And the feeling you must have had when your 'brave' husband called in to him to help.

Would you be Ok when your 'Hitman' had shot that person?

I first thought you where Ok, but I have my doubts now Terry

take care,

Alex

Hi Terry,

Please look up a previous post of me on this subject and you will know how I feel about this.

Had a lot of bad experiences here.

One day I slipped in the bath and bruised my ribs.

Ok bring a Thai friend as I wanted to have some painkillers.

Docter prescribed me medice against Artrithis.

The worst part was that he gave me medicine that caused big and dangerous side effects when combined.

Yep I found out after 3 days.....

Last month when doing the annual medical check up the docter told me my blood pressure way too high (140-90).

Advised me to see a docter......

I asked, but you are a docter or not?

Friendly Thai smile given back.....

Alex

Quote: its certainly not unusual and one must live with this reality if one chooses to remain in Thailand.

I for one did not choose to stay in this country.

Yep, my company decided it was best for me to stay here.

Anyway, again I say some of Thai people I find them hypocrit (I dunno how to spell sorry).

Saying they are practicing Budhism but in real they are open to bribes and loose temper quickly.

When you adress this you get the Thai smile and no answers.

It is time for the Thai people to open up and not stick to 'their' culture whatever it means.

Alex

Yo Professor, I gues you do not have a good relation with the security guys or you live in some sloppy appartment where you pay 3000 Baht per month.

The security and building management in my appartment are very good and can be trusted.

You know, giving the security some drinks (M150) at times will do wonders.

Alex

Me too first I was thinking, yep this is Thailand and we have to accept that some Thai people react like that (killing someone easy).

But when longer thinking about it I also think that there is something completely wrong with it.

OK I disagree with spitting beer on someones face for whatever reason, but I also disagree with killing someone for that reason.

On the other hand you could ask yourself what could be the trigger for you to kill someone?

Someone killing one of your family members?

Someone killing your friend?

Someone breaking in to your house?

Someone invading your country?

Where is your border?

In a land where most natives say they follow Buddhist practices I observe there are many examples where this is not the case.......

Give it a thought....

Alex

Anyone of you tried to make my Pasta pesto chicken?

I do not thinks so.

So unless anyone reports back on it I will not post any other delicious recipe I have.

Ah! I did and I forgot to tell you! Mea culpa!

But...I had no pesto so I used flat noodles, chopped up spinach, pine nuts, olive oil, and parmy cheese all over. It was excellent! I think it's the spinach -- I get real cravings for it sometimes, and when mixed with the noodles like that, it is fantastico.

C'mon Alex, please share more.

Dear Jet,

As you have pretty much destroyed the original recipe I gave, and therefore cannot judge the real taste of this heavenly dish, I decided to not give you any other one pot recipe untill you come back here and tell me you made my dish exactly as I instructed.

It was already very rare for me to share my recipes and then to see it being 'mutulated' hurted me a lot.

Yes, I spend hours in the kitchen to come up with great easy to make food, and then you tell me this,

I hope the next time you make this dish (exactly how I described), and tell me about how your taste buds have been reactivated I will not share any other one pot recipe with you and others on this forum

Alex

Oh my Goth!!!!!!!!

I find Goths cute!!!! (most of them, he he he )

I like Goth girls because they have an open mind, (most of them).

Cheers and enjoy the eyecandy, ha ha ha !!!

Discuss with her why she not want to go, if not reasonable then do the following.

Change the locks while she is out eating, book a hotel for a week or two and tell building security she is

no longer welcome and they should stop her from entering. If she has any belongings, collect it, put in a box and tell building management to give it to her.

It not rocket science is it?

Anyone of you tried to make my Pasta pesto chicken?

I do not thinks so.

So unless anyone reports back on it I will not post any other delicious recipe I have.

Ha ha ha, Andrew,

I think you are familiar with the phrase: By way of deception?

No, I am not a Singaporean.

What new novel are you working on right now?

I am surprised you can make a living of it, as your last one dates a few years back.

What have you been doing all that time, chasing Uni students?

Take care,

Alex

Andrew Hicks huh.......

Your book sucks, but I have to admit that it burned very well

Just kidding na, na, na

Alex (Yes that is my real name)

Hi LE,

Bought my Siamese champions at a famous breeder, a girl named: Khun Alie.

If you can speak Thai, OK. If not bring someone.

It is in BKK near Ramkamheang.

Has throughout the year Siamese, Persian, Bengal and other but mostly Siamese.

But if she not has I am sure she knows someone.

PM for telephone details.

Kind regards,

Alex

I have worked in more the sixty countries and now stationed in Thailand, not on my request by the way.

Sometimes I like it here and many times I do not.

But I try to make the best of it.

Alex

PS, Don't give me that crappy reply : Why you do not move to some other place...

Terrible indeed....

But, if it was a clean cut as mentioned then why not find the chopped off arm and get it sewed back on?

I mean sometimes you read those story's of husbands with their willie chopped off and doctors are able to get it back on.

I have seen chopped/torn off arm and legs which where properly reattached by surgeons or in this case perhaps some soi dog grabbed it and run away with it?

Where is the chopped off piece of arm?

Oh anbd for the poster that commented: So why you not leave in a reply to someones post.

Some of us did not choose to live here, including me, but I try to make the best of it...

Why a portion of Sashimi costs 65 Bath at Lotus Bangkea and for the same amount and qualitythe cost is 130 Bath at Lotus Rama 3?

I guess you have bad karma.

I never ever have any problems with taxi drivers.

In fact I find them very polite.

Kind regards,

Alex

Hi,

I have been very succefull in growing toms at my place here in BKK.

Just bought the seeds from Tesco Lotus.

Made sure I had good soil (you can check my fred about toms in the vegs and plants forum).

In the end I had more then 300 toms harvested (7 plants).

Not the big ones, about thumb size but very tasty!

My balcony on the west so plenty of sun but no problem.

Give water twice a day (morning and evening).

I directly put the seeds outside and placed a few sticks so that when they were coming up

I bind them up with a small rope and up they went.

Any organic waste I had I just dumped in the pot.

Now growing chillies, capsicum, basilicum and cucumbers all doing well.

The basil leaves I use to make pesto.

Good luck!

Alex

Hi all,

I was in the army (Dutch) for two years, serving time near the East German border.

There was an option to volunteer for interogation.

I did.

They kept me for a week and used differet kind of methods like sleep depreviaton and cross examine.

As well as non invasive methods.

Believe me after a week I would confess to anything.

Just imagine how you would feel after not getting water or food for 4 days and getting interogated every hour...

Take potential partner to your room and pour some liquid it likes.

Make sure you have some romantic Cd's loaded ore stand by (Motorhead for example).

Then you serve the leftover pizza from previous night and enjoy together.

While you are together and are enjoying the leftover Pizza , you start the CD, make sure volume is maximum!

Just look at her with a big smile on your face (practise in mirror first).

After half an hour tell her it is time to go to bed......

You could turn the volume a bit down, is more romantic!

Cheers and good luck!

Alex

Ok, the OP originally is asking to invent a new word.

How about inventing a unique name for that piece of plastic you put on the conveniant store belt to seperate your and others purchases.

Now please do not come up with words like: Divider ore Seperator.

I have asked in many countries and there seems not to be a standard word for it.