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roo860

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  1. A bloke knocked on my door this morning and said, "Could you spare 5 minutes to do an opinion poll"..... I replied, "Sorry mate, my opinion isn't in at the moment, she's down the shops"....
  2. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon, grabs the bartender by the scruff of his neck, looks him dead in the eyes and says... "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
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