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roo860

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  1. Lion and gorilla:- A lion was drinking at the water hole, when a big horny gorilla saw the lions rusty bullet hole. Quick as a flash the gorilla was humping The lion. After struggling to get free the furious lion chased the gorilla through the jungle. The gorilla was miles ahead when he found a clearing. There was a tourist sitting on a deck chair wearing a pith helmet and reading the paper. The tourist crapped himself and scarpered, the hat and paper were tossed into the air. The gorilla quickly put on the pith helmet sat on the deck chair and was pretending to read the paper. The lion entered the clearing and said “did you just see a gorilla run through here?” The gorilla said “what, the one that shagged the lion down by the watering hole?” The lion said “Aww it’s not in the papers already is it?” 😁😁
  2. Seriously, Gottfrid could be in hospital, I hope its nothing too trivial . 😆😆
  3. Gottfrid will be along soon, when the care home nurse let's him have his phone back.
  4. Let's wind our neck in as well, you're not a mod, if you don't like it report it, was nothing disrespectful in my comment.
  5. 'Boonsong met with the police on May 2 to discuss the incident. The police stated that gathering evidence and assembling a special investigation team would make the legal process lengthy.' Oh there's a suprise, let's offer the parents a few thousand baht, save them waiting a year or so for any result.
  6. Backward superstitious morons. Chai should have acid poured on his head, the thick <deleted>+
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