I always give my wife the benefit of the 'Dutch Oven' needless to say she's not too happy.
Dutch oven
Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers
Rosemary wasn't expecting a dutch oven but she got one this morning.
Personally I don't bother with the taxi Mafia, when I've had a few too many I just drive my car or ride the motorbike slowly, I find I'm more aware of road conditions than many sober drivers.🙃🙃
I watched it on Ch32 news this morning, there was no extra footage of him 'wrecking ' the stall before the gruesome twosome threw water etc at him, and nothing of him returning later to wreak havoc upon them.
A bloke just knocked on my door and asked if I'd like to contribute to the floods in Pakistan, I said I'd love to, but my hose only reaches the bottom of my garden.😎😎