Gordy Gambino

Playing by the system is for people with no balls. Break all rules and you get ahead.

Everybody say do not get bar beer you go broke.

Probably not but i'll do that later.

What I want is a sure fire idea for a better business model.

In Pattaya as I want to spend as much time as possible in the beer bars and not work too hard.

I'm not prepared to lose money .

I need like a lot of cash flow.

I see plenty farang throw money around and I think I could do the same.

Best answer gets a free night on the piss with me all you can drink.

If the idea is real good I pay all your bar fines for a week.

Don't know where else to go but from reading posts here I know the punters are very astute.

2k reward was spot on

Back to normal in Pattaya then after all the money raised by the LB Water polo teams. I did like the Dirt flee bag in the pic.

If you find Pattaya normal, please stay there.

Was there 8 years ago and have no intention of ever going back.

Was there 8 months ago and have every intention of going back.

My ex teelak has sister who ladyboy.

I have never been there but it is presentable.

AussieAndy when the fire brigade hose out the ting tongs that's when i'll be leaving.

We have money so we are more important.

Without us Pattaya would be a rice paddy.

Thai womanz can just button their lip and pay homage to great white farang.

No more Mr. Nice Guy on ya knees bitch...555

27 days to go and I will be in Disneyland and this time I'm taking the biggest war chest with me.

Serious money and I'm gonna blow the lot and the lot is gonna return the favour.

No more teelaks for this dipstick No Sir I'm on a mission.

I have learnt my lesson.

Who is the bloody boss. ME.

I am Australian, I am rich ,I am a godsend to Thai tourism.

Me get mao and become a loud mouth opinioniated Aussie Ocker.

Cheers folks.

Lots of regular contributors to this forum met their wives and GFs on dating sites. Maybe your friends were doing something wrong!

If you want to know more about dating sites, why not just ask TV members who've used them.

My misses just met a lady that dated and married online.

She was 25 (and a virgin), he was 62.

They have been married 8 years, her 32 (and 70Kg !!!) she was small but now isn't.

He's 70 and OK with it.

Success!

Virgin....pmsl.

Whadda load of <deleted>.

Hey baby wanna root !!!

The vrooom vrooom is offering booom booom - say it isn't so!

it isn't so!

in the loom loom

LK Metro

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned gogo bars. Does no one enjoy hanging out in them?

I know a 70 year old viagra addled grandpa with bad knees....goes to gogos....hits on coyotes who charge him 1500 barfine and 3,000 short time.....then he boasts how young girls are attracted to him.

Theres only one person getting screwed in gogos .... the punter.

Why are you negative about 70 year old having some fun if he can afford it? Good on him! Just because you think it's too expensive doesn't mean it is for other punters. Those numbers are pretty standard for Walking Street - some are higher. Some will turn their noses up at that.

BTW, the girls are attracted to him. They are usually more attracted to cashed up punters than Cheap Charlies - it's a fact that many younger, more handsome guys don't grasp. Are you young and handsome perhaps?

Anyways, what would suggest a 70 year old should be doing? Sitting at home doing crosswords feeling sorry himself because his knees are bad, waiting to die? Are you against older men gaining a new lease on life through Viagra?

Many of the callow youth often mock the things they are to be. I am 70. I am as active today as I was 40 years ago, perhaps more so. I would more than be happy to have an arm wrestle with the 20 and 30 year olds. More importantly than just good youthful looks, I have years of wisdom, decades of success and pockets full of baht. The young cheap Charlies can't beat that. I offer far more to a woman than just marathon sex. I get into her mind as well. Something youth is incapable of.

As the old bull said to the young bull...let's walk down the hill and <deleted> them all.

Youth and skill will always be defeated by age and treachery.

Good on ya pops

https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/30074861/the-moment-a-15-year-old-girl-is-rescued-from-a-thai-brothel/ vid

Get those donations in via free media. Lottree winna. Then there will be an update and another lottree win. Scammer.

No more to say really , all the happy marriages i know are of guys who lived here for some time ,rogered everything in sight got bored then started to meet ordinary women,with ordinary jobs , most of them have now been together for years ,have kids ,homes and live the sort of lives they lived in the west . but i can see how some guy who cant meet anyone at home comes here on holidays can get sucked into the fantasy .

Rogered?? That's a new one.

Are you not British?

When little bar fine ask me '' am I Englander?'' I say no I'm twice as good I'm a super pom...an Australian.

Aussie Aussie Aussie OI OI OI !!!

I point to my huge Aussie tattoo and then she orgasm on the spot.

Teelak No 1 I took to Australia for 3 months then she left me 1st night back in Patts.

So I bar fined over 20 of her friends. This is when I met Teelak No 2.

Teelak No 2 I was about to marry in Issan but I got suspicious of her.

That was the alcoholic I posted about many times before.

So I said '' my teelak before we go Issan we get tattoo of my company logo '' which she agreed to right across her back.

Nice hey. Then I dumped her lying cheating ass.

Teelak No 3 again I'm suspicious so I used my bar stool pigeon to spill the goods and it turns out SHE WAS MARRIED!!

So come rent day on Number 1 I chewed her right out and said get ya Thai husband to pay...oh I'm sorry honey he is a shitbag.

Teelak No 4............no such animal exists.

I am a helicopter...actually a intercontinental ballistic missile aiming right for Issan Uranus and the planet Vag!!!!!.

I am on a mission folks...100 Issan babes next tour for bar fine.

No gold.

1000 baht a night only.

Don't like it ???? The door is that away.

Back when minorities knew their place.

Joins the silly old moo now.

I use "Royal John" opposite Areca Lodge on Soi Diana.

How much??

He is a fun guy speaks Australian .

So what should we pay for a suit? a shirt?

Had a suit made up genuine silk cashmire. I checked the edge of the fabric.

Looks great . Wore it once and got told I look like a gangster. 555.

Cost to get dry cleaned for jacket and pants $28 . That was a wild night.

I can't help but think that Mr Turban saw a sucker.

Do some work lazy malakas

Death

I was crowned with a spike right thru my head.
But it's all right now, in fact, it's a gas!
But it's all right, Im jumpin cheap charlie,
Its a gas! gas! gas!

Pattaya has ample pommy and ruskies so leave the joint for quality aussie tourist like me and I will sort them ting tongs out one at a time.

2 year ago I get 32 baht to aussie dolla now 25 baht. It is a ploblem for me.

Work in a tough job get no respect.

Covered in them now. Now I get respect.

Had em 2 years got em in Patts.

I'm mid 50's.

Ting tongs say me hansum man bit that just bullshit cos I am hansum sexy tattoo man with buckets of cash.

Summary execution of the Nigerian = justice.