Gordy Gambino

If you can't speak thai, speak English please. You are not impressing anyone by saying 'teerak" or "mao". Congrats you know 2 words. Just use english!

As an Australian my English is worse than my thai.

I got kicked out of the Marriott sky bar at Thong Lor the other week for wearing flip flops.

Nice bar...great views.....maybe I will go back in open toed sandals and Mickey Mouse socks.

Should I??

Up to you.

Its a good idea.

Have a joint in the country and visit Patts every now and then. That's what I do.

Rent now and wait for the big crash.

Its coming baby. And when it does im gonna be there with the big bucks and im gonna buy everything in site.

Its going to glorious.

My tilak on the other hand is always drunk.

And we all know where the money comes from to pay for that.

Stoopid ting tong old man falang walking atm from perth Australia

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Khun Costas, I wish you every success with your move. Just please avoid the 99 baht breakfasts, or you may find yourself being a patient at the hospital your wife works at!

Which will give Costas the idea to sell the hospital food for 99 baht per serve which he gets his wife to pinch.

And all the time he told us he was off mongering.

Costas is no man whore.

But he wishes he was.

This Costas guy is as cunning as a shit house rat.

I am on to his game.

Sends the wifey to work at double the money.

Tells us he is sneaking around.

Yes but not with women.

This guy is about to do real estate in Pattaya big time.

He is awaiting the inevitable drop in prices and it wont be long till he announces he has found Jomtiem announcing it to the world .

I'm watching you boy.

expensive

Now should my dear tilak go I have a back up plan.

She will be replaced instantly with one of the 20 + other girls I have on the side.

Or maybe her younger and older sisters.

My tilak she stay in her loom and get mao.

She await my arrival and I will bring her to Aussie.

She is 100% faithful.

You read bad storys about unfaithful Issan bar girls all the time.

But she wont stray I am good man with kind heart.

And she is bloody expensive.

None of the loyalty is free....I pay dearly for that.

But at least I can say I own her as I paid 5000 baht to bar and have no finance on her so she is a freehold asset.

That was the easy part, every 2000 words she needs a service at the gold shop.

Then I get my dip stick checked

I am 53.

The beers I drank were 375ml at 4.9%.

Once I drink 1 I need another 29.

One drink is 1 too many and 30 is not enough.

I am in building trades in Australia and I am a boss.

We used to bring beer to work.

So I could drink and work also drive no problem.

My life was boring and shitty.

Then I was introduced to Pattaya and all it has to offer.

I have a new woman in my life and I love her dearly.

I have gone from a drinking machine to a money machine.

Being sober and in control is the answer.

I am now a force to be reckoned with and life is good.

I used to drink 30 cans of beer a day. Functioning alco....I'm sure many of you can relate....I can think of a mod in question any way...

I gave up cold turkey 5 years ago.

I just found out that's the most dangerous thing to do as it shocks your system.

Now I feel kaput and I went to doctor and he say maybe best for you to drink again .

Should I start again I will feel better.

I ask my tilak and she say '' up to you mak mak ''

My tilak get money from me but I no give her more even though she ask.

She want me to give money to momma.

I say tell momma to go work plant rice like she did for all those years before rich hansum farang come along.

So momma come on video and I smile and tell her she can go get stuffed.

Her English worse than mine she no caphice but she caphice she get no money.

Yair ok i'll do yer a huge favour mate and take her out. She is rich , right!!! And cashier. She work for me no problem.

Yankee shielas should get their asses down Pattaya and behave like that.

They would be a riot.

Even if they are ugly falung.

Main story I found hilarious....I had a good ROFL.

When I was at Hilton I got home with farm fresh and in the huge white building there was this bloke and he was totally mao a Thai guy.

Singing some crap at the top of his voice.

So I say to ting tong '' you'd be stuffed if ya lived next to that fckn goose ''

And she say '' Up to you''

My ting tong she say big problem ever since Nixon allowed America hansum mans to leave the gold standard.

Then she ask for 20,000 baht.

Beer is wife basher fluid.

Me no drink for 5 years.

My tilak she say I good man with brave heart or something I wasn't listening.

My tilak she has never heard of WW2 or Hitler.

But she knows today she get 10,000baht from atm cos I told her its there for her

She also knows there is 25.897656789 baht to $A.

I only cheated with 1 sister so im ok anyway she say nothing .

I bribe her.

She say Thailand cheap but nothing free.

Cheap???? That bribe would sink an African nation.

OK we had a big public split up and I came home and came to the gross realisation I can't live without her.

Ive rebooked Patts but was going any way.

Ive known her a long time since last year when I was going to marry the other Issan girl.

She tell me I have to go see Momma in Issan.

Am I in trouble here? Like is momma gonna give me that look like I know what you been doing to my daughter type look.

So I send her money via Western Union and I don't even have to tell her where to go to get money.

Am I in trouble here?

So I ring my ex fiancée and say me just give ( bargirl ) money from my home and I want you to see what she does for the rest of the night.

She nearly blew the speaker out of my phone.

Am I in trouble here?

So I ring my tilak and she say she went out and drank 30 tequilas.

Am I in trouble here?

I apologised you know for stuff , the usual something about other girls and ......

Am I in trouble here?

So now she will want more money.

I am totally screwed here. Iv'e fallen in love with a bargirl that is a chronic alcoholic.

This is karma payback crap for all the bullshit I've dished out when I was a better alco than her ( ive been sober 5 years )

She say she not only love me for my money

And folks I kid you not guess what im thinking of buying her !!!

Big family I get 6 Pattaya bargirls thrown in...that's right theres her and 5 farm fresh well some more than other bargirls.

They are a total bunch of sluts theres not a cashier between them.

Ah man this is gonna end so bad.

She wants to marry me that's what this Issan thing is about.

Some facts

I have been in business for over 30 years

I have a commerce degree

Mrs Gambino will be the mommasan and she will do all sorts of other stuff around the place also and will keep them women in line

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I believe they are all for sale for the right price

Not seen a beer bar for sale in the last 4/5 years
To profitable to sell if you are an owner(goldmine)

So all of them are for sale and none of them are for sale. Thanks for clarifying that. From here on in i'll just ask a ting tong from Issan get more sense from her than you 2 pelicans.

Corner location is desirable. Many square metres. Doesn't need to be operational. I can equip, no problem.