Gordy Gambino

I've met this guy.

tEELAK SAY TO ME ME NO GOOD AND I SAY YO SISTER BETTER THAN YOU

If reincarnation is real, which would you most prefer to be reborn as:

A -- A Pattaya baht bus driver

B -- An allergy prone garbageman in Dululth, Minnesota

C -- An obese transgender Bolivian sex worker, specializing in feet

D -- An albino Hare Krishna cult member in Nigeria

E- The breast fed baby of Pamela Anderson.

My luck is I'd be a triplet in the middle on a bottle

I try and hock my ex teelak but they say too many previous owners and something about the rear end being trashed.

Looks like it was previously a golf club, so maybe still something to do with that?

Maybe a bit small for a whole golf club so cut it down from 18 holes to may be 9 , nah still too big.

I got it a 3 holer.

'' Come inside a 3 holer special for you''.

I'm sure it will fill up real quick.

an den??

I just hope it's a new bar , agogo or rub and tug shop. You can never have enough of a good thing.

Momma is on my bucket list. After 6 kids yep I'm gonna get a bucket. Farang can do what teelak say is ok but you pay. Sister??? you pay.

You pay, you pay, sounds like a cockatoo.

My teelak say if loof in loom is outside.

As usual just reverse anything ting tong say and you are on the money.

Treason he should get the chair.

Oh.

An explicit sex show in Pattaya, disgraceful

Bet the cops watched the show to the end before the arrest.

Like how stupid is this? Like Pattaya has ever changed? C'mon Never been there, never wanted to go there, and will never be there. Any questions?

But friends do try to sell a condo for dirt cheap.... No thank you!

You've never been there so know nothing and are not in a position to make any comparisms.

I have slept with my ex's cousin, little sister, ladyboy brother, and niece now I go for momma and older sister. All that's left is papa who is uglier than kwai.

She was warned.

Caught red handed sell or supply drugs. Naughty naughty.

He has already served 12 months in Jeddah's brutal Briman Prison...I assume for this offence.

Could be worse could always chop his head off.

9 days without a cigarette now. 60 a day , 540 I haven't had.

Employee walked into office with a cigarette and it didn't smell too bad.

I was going to say something but I couldn't as I was still tearing the wallpaper off with my teeth.555

I remember an incident on a baht bus.

(There he goes again!)

I got into a conflict with a sleazy baht bus driver who was trying to overcharge the bus full of mostly tourists.

I tried to insist on paying what I knew, as a resident, was the correct fare, and the driver looked like he was on the edge of getting violent (because in doing so I was informing the people on the bus they were being taken).

So a callous young Russian man started to mock and laugh at me (poor old westerner, can't afford the fare, as if) and offered to pay the driver the extra money for me. (No, I didn't accept his offer as that wasn't the point.)

Now with most of Russians gone with the crashed ruble, I like to imagine that disrespectful arrogant little PUNK as a stealth Russian soldier in Ukraine living on mush.

Oh well!

Or in one of Stalins beaut gulags.

I Rovers have great veg soup.

^ I am not sure but I will do research extensively this xmas.

I feel like a pervert

Look above and the roof is crocidolite bonded asbestos. Blue stuff.

No 1 teelak leave me first night in Patts.

I go bar where she work and bar fine every womanz 2 at a time.

Man I felt like Mike Tyson.

I control my own retirement money and would love to live in Patts.

According to my secretary I am the sleeziest person she has ever met and she thinks within 6 months of retirement I would have rooted myself to death.

Beats copping a cap in the ass from her husband...555. j/k she is farang so off limits.

38 years I've smoked until a week ago. Love going to Patts. Craving a cigarette and haven't even got on plane yet.

Same for the way back.

Teelak say you want smoke go to toilet in loom.

So had to give up 1 of 2 things...smoking or banging da ting tong.

I'm as toey as a Roman sandle.lol.

Just hope the damage done to poor little Gordy is irreversible. The other brain I use after leaving the main one at Swampy.

With the money saved from not smoking I could buy one of those gold mine bars.

If it all turns sour I'm back to square 1.

I work in property maintenance.

If an owner contacts me direct he is a scrooge.

If a real estate agent contacts me , the owner is too rich or lazy and the price is 5 x the usual rate.

Been the rage for years in Australia and has just started to take hold in a few agogos in Pattaya.

Your thoughts .

Is this suppression of ones liberties or a pox on the others who have to pt up with your smoky exhaust.