Gordy Gambino

So I got stood up and flew to Thailand instead and made a beeline to Pattaya. Was going to go to Canada.

And the entire scenario blew me away. I walked down LK Metro and got mobbed....like a rock star....the same happened in every bar disco go go everywhere these little starlets half my age would give me their undivided attention.

I fell in love with Pattaya and it fell in love with me.

These bahts theyre not like real money are they its like monopoly you just flash them around left right and centre and whammo hey this is a chick magnet.

So I get engaged to this lovely Issan gold digger , take her to Perth Australia for 3 months , get back to Patts and she <deleted> well leaves me. Just moves right out.

Fine I will fight fire with fire.

I go back to the bar and yell out '' tilak has just left me , im bar fining 2 of youse bitches at once every night for the next 2 <deleted> weeks whose 1st'' and with that the joint erupted and little Ting Tongs were screaming and shrieking.

OK folks its now question time.

So I got stood up and flew to Thailand instead and made a beeline to ........................this is good enough for its own thread folks

Boys, steer clear of Bangkokjulia.

She'll eat you up and spit you out.

I thought a skanky ho like her would swallow

Not from Isaan either. I am a one man woman-happy with my bf thanks

That's nice Julia.

You happy Thai lady very good.

How much for sale bar your bf buy for you??

Are you the teerak you are talking about?

no she is tilak me ATM hansum man from Perth

Perth in Scotland ??

No mate i'll give you another clue.

Your gonna need it.

Wasn't born in Bangkok. Most women like sexy men, but your idea of a sexy man and my idea of a sexy man are two completely different things.

You from Issan no problem I pay your bar fine you want lady drink??

My tilak she go to see daughter she say I can root around when she gone

Coming from Perth certainly makes sense

Yair mate it does I was just sayen to .........

Hang on youre a shiela

Hey you like sexy man mak mak ???

Hang on youre a shiela from Bangkok

You like sexy man? 55555

Little bar maids shreek and giggle and jump up and down when I tell them im from Perth

They know what that's code for

As do we

The rest of Australia don't have a chance

I live in Sorrento

Pack yer bags son and don't let the door slam on yer arse on the way out

good riddance to bad rubbish

Are you the teerak you are talking about?

no she is tilak me ATM hansum man from Perth

Something to be proud of. When i see the words Ting Tong spoken by a foreigner it is easy to tell much of your Thailand experience has been learned in a bar. Next time ask a bar girl if there is such a word in the Thai language. Foreigners speaking bar Thai just shows low class. Sorry to tell you. Not trying to hurt your feeling but try leaving the bar from time to time.

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Iv'e had half the bargirls from a certain bar back in my loom

My tilak say Ting Tong is a real word she hear many time when she work in bar but not hear no more as she sit in loom and get mao and not go to bar no more as I pay her more money than if she work and she also get gold from me.

I hang around the bars cos that's where the bargirls are

Sometimes I go to the beach.

Theres no bar girls down there.

Ive got bargirls in every soi in central patts.

I hold the Pattaya record for the most ever spent on bar fines and lady drinks.

She say why mafia boss like you not kill me.

And I say pom rak kun Tilak mak mak.

This all started off when my Canadian g/f didn't want me there and I was about to fly out so I said &lt;deleted&gt; you bitch and flew to pattaya and haven't looked back since

Bobs BJ Bar cos Bob has to earn a living somehow

Me no drink for over 5 years now.

So you all think throwing a Thai tilak out at night when she has done nothing wrong is ok do you.

Srsly you &lt;deleted&gt; love you dog more than you do you tilak.

Poor little ting tong.

And gangsters

These are the guys that got away

Safe crackers, diamond heisters, drug dealers, spivs, pimps, racketeers, hit men, enforcers, loan sharks, Bosses , .

Throw that lot into the mix with farm fresh Issan girls and a few ladyboys.

They already are in the one place....HERE !!! This forum.

I refer to Patts as muesli cos its full of flakes, nuts and fruits.

wot

55555

Whether a bar makes money or not is the key. A friend of mine bought a bistro (goodwill) and is paying rent. Three staff. Good location with ample car parking, little direct competition, close to a Rimping supermarket and Wine Collection in CM.

Food is excellent at reasonable prices, the owner is chatty, the staff polite, and the ambience is good. But few customers. There is no rhyme or reason why it wouldn't be successful.

Maybe it's the luck of the draw. Best wishes, Bob and Lek.

You sir are a woodduck.

Making money IN ANY BUSINESS is the name of the game.

So your friend ( you mean you ) bought a business it has few customers and you say its going to be successful. Yeah right. Luck has got nothing to do with it. This business is gonna go straight down the shitter and take you and the rent with it. . Quack quack.

didn't know the soi numbers went that high