Rangsitreppin

True colors are green like the best cider on earth. And thai like too your joke arent funny and your old and stinky

OP ... where can I buy some snow ski's in bangkok .. ?

In your wifeS snatch

a Russian, a Brit and a German enter a bar located in the outskirts of Bangkok. the barkeeper has a parrot sitting on his left shoulder.

what is his nationality and what drinks are the new guests ordering?

Pffff im going to sniff asian womens thongs n japan perhaps they are less scared of foreigners there

I officialy have nothing better to do

Ive seen it in nong khai a thai mafia stood over me for 5 baht

Farang does not dream hevis a simple being consisting of a 4 digit pin code and a bank of choice labeled on the front

500 Baht is enuff the rest in the green bank

75,000 is great.....remember, people live on $1 USD a day!!!!!!

rent, maybe get people to share......3500 month.

no beer, only 30 baht meals...but eat 2 at a time...

no girls, and get the osmosis water......

visa thing......i'll let someone else deal with that for you

the HAPPIEST people I know are the most poor.......trust me.......the sadness of working to make the extra 400k baht will be soul crushing......the LOS awaits you!!!!! Look me up, I'll be at the penthouse. just give my butler the code word, "blue horseshoe"

regroup and rethink

About how many women im gonna get u mean?

Did you say 75000 baht A year.Your talking A little over 6,000 baht A month,really!I'm glad I'm not you.I wouldn't try living in Bangkok with 500,000 baht either.That would be A little over 40,000 baht A month.Some places rent for over 50,000 baht A month.

I know I would not attempt to live in Bangkok for under A million A year.

Thrilled ill never have to meet ya ;-)

Hi folks,

I was chatting with a lady in Hua Hin yesterday. She's originally from the back end of Udon. She wasn't a stunner by any means but she was attractive and she was about 34. She was very pleasant and easy to chat with and we got on very well. She was brutally honest with what she expects from her work. She told me her "Angel" (some sort of shamen or local witch doctor) told her that this year she would be very lucky and meet a rich man to "take care" of her (and her family).

I asked what she meant by "take care". I nearly fell off my chair with her answers.

She wants a salary to live with somebody as their girlfriend of 30,000ThB per month. She wants the lucky guy to fork out 3-4 million baht for a house for her. She also wants a dowry payable to the mother of 1 million in the event that the guy wishes to marry her. She might even want a house built for mom and dad. After that, comes the car etc.

I was very surprised as didn't appear to be your usual hard case bar girl. She came across as the girl next door type.

How realistic are these expectations? Is there actually somebody who would willingly pay these amounts for a girlfriend/wife?

I know Hua Hin has a lot of wealthy guys but is this a bridge too far for her or not?

Looking forward to your comments as I was quite taken aback by this. Are you?

MF

Thats a lot of money for a women That will get boring after about 20 or so rounds of you know what.

U tink too mutt.

Agreed costas is cool even know i used to think he was a lesbian women married to a thai wife living in khon kaen.

Ive lived in los no joke and i think im gonna take the easy way out and come back over with 75000 baht and spent all my money on rent, dtac top ups and mama noodle like the of the nobodys on here.

First thing you need to do Rangsitreppin is to get the fire brigade in and get them to cut your hand off it. 2nd step would be eat some brain food. Step 3. Wake up to yourself. Step 4. Stay in New Zealand and play with the lowies In the govt housing streets.

U know what im definatly heading over with 2000 aud and im gonna do one thing you rich old grumps cannot do.....

Im gonna sleep with every second women on bangla rd for free because i can.

Crazy chef what u on about

How do I ensure I get my change every time I sit down to a scabby, greasy 99B breakfast in some rancid "farang' owned/run grindhouse?

1 Baht u mean well i would usually tip it to the waitress but you probly save it for a pack off mama noodles and feed the thing that lives in your basement.

Rangsitreppin,

I am planning my first trip to Thailand and I need advice.

What type of underwear is best suited to Thai climate, briefs or boxers?

Is it alright to go shirtless in public?

Are there trees to urinate behind?

Do Thai chicks dig guys with missing teeth, tattoos and beer guts?

Do the girls giggle when you drop your guts?

Do I really need a hotel room or can I just sleep in the streets and use the toilet at the local McDonalds ?

I look forward to your reply.

You're not getting released for another two years neverdie....now go smash up some rocks or there'll be no supper for you ya hear!

I will get a reduction. For good behaviour ..... Parole possible 2015

1.what is underwear?

2.Shirtless is cool if you a drunken russian who is trying to murder every second guy who checks his hot russian mail order bride out.

3.urinatinG on trees is strictly only allowed when a shrine or yellow flowered area is attached to the tree.

4. Beer guts tattoos and missing teeth is a a sign of wealth and is highly respected amongst isaan women.

5.Macdonalds toilets are strictly for sleeping in untill your next pension check arrives

Ive lived in los no joke and i think im gonna take the easy way out and come back over with 75000 baht and spent all my money on rent, dtac top ups and mama noodle like the of the nobodys on here.

Oh a grindhouse is a whorehouse for crying out

Oh sorry ill try .

But the thing is none of you poor sods are newbies.

<deleted> u on about never die .

Visa in kuala lumpur are forever changing how am i supposed to know if the two month visa can be extended in phuket for a month . I mean cmon this is a website for visa advice for crying out loud.

Ps proof your a amateur and have no idea about LOS because those who live and have lived here ask questions

I can't decide if this is a wind up or if the OP is for real?

I don't know if I should be impressed with the clever caricature someone has created - or depressed that there's really someone like this living in Thailand?

Looking at the photo I'm leaning towards the former - nobody would choose that as an avatar - even if they looked like that.

Avatar snob

So the locals were angus at the fact that they were farang or that they were doing yoga.