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SiSePuede419

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  1. Erik Prince. It's not me saying it. Duh.
  2. "ALL CABINET MEMBERS ARE EXTREMELY HAPPY WITH ELON. The Media will see that at the Cabinet Meeting this morning!!!" Trump wrote on his social media platform on Wednesday morning. Dear Leader says Everyone is Happy with Musk. Your subservience to Dear Leader is requested, Comrades. He knows more about Happiness than you do. It's all there in Dear Leader's Weave. Do the weave, Grampy! Grandpa Smells Like Piss's Little Red Book of Quotations. Pics or it didn't happen. Putin's got pics. 👍
  3. Large-scale detention facilities reminiscent of concentration camps. Fact. It's what they want. Ask any MAGA here. They cool, they cool. They think they'll never be marched in there for "crimes against the state". 😜 Defense contractors, including former Blackwater CEO Erik Prince, have proposed a $25 billion plan to establish military-style "processing camps" for mass migrant deportations. This proposal aims to deport 12 million undocumented migrants before the 2026 midterm elections, utilizing Army bases for camps and deploying private citizens, such as veterans and retired ICE agents, to assist in arrests.
  4. You want to stop waste fraud and corruption? Trump is selling crypto. 💰💲💵🤑 World Liberty Financial: Launched by Donald Trump and his sons, this platform offers tokens and user rewards. $TRUMP Memecoin: Introduced by Trump, this cryptocurrency quickly reached a market valuation of over $5 billion. $MELANIA Token: First Lady Melania Trump released this token, which briefly made her a paper billionaire. DOGE Membership Cards: President Trump's campaign offers these cards for donations, featuring collaborations with Elon Musk. Let me guess, there's no ethical concerns due to potential conflicts of interest when Republicans do it? You're a hypocrite. 👍
  5. Translation: I'm sure I won't be going into the concentration camps. Did you get it in writing? 😂 Even then, Trump's promise on paper and $5 will get you a Starbucks coffee, Cubby. Worthless promises. Mexico will pay for the wall. Trump will "come up with a great health plan". Trump won't touch Medicaid. Trump will lower grocery prices on Day One. Sure, Cubby. Whatever your pumpkin colored hero says, reality seems to be quite the opposite. 🤩
  6. But you only believe the ones who accuse Democrats because IOKIYAR is a guiding principle of Republicans, get a grip on reality Sonny. 😂
  7. Biden's Not Guilty. You can tell by looking at her picture. She's not Biden's type. Trump Logic. 😃
  8. Brave Patriotic Complicit Citizen! Trump floats $5 million 'gold card' as a route to U.S. citizenship Soon, America will become a magnet for criminals who think just like you do. The only difference is that they're rich. 😛
  9. I heard he has a botched penis implant. 😜
  10. Trump says Ukraine’s Zelenskyy to sign ‘very big’ deal on rare earths Good news! Trump Very Big Rich! But still not a PEEP about lowering egg prices. Day One, he said. 😂
  11. NEWSFLASH: The Only Minority Destroying America is the Rich MAGA: I got more back on my tax return last year. Thanks Joe Biden! Yaaaay! Woo hoo! 🥳 ...SOME TIME PASSES... MAGA: Wait. I'm not rich. SAD TROMBONES 🎺 😭
  12. DOGE deleted the top five highest savings claims on its “wall of receipts” leaderboard after various news outlets pointed out multiple errors in its calculations $232 million cut to the Social Security Administration that actually amounted to only $560,000. $8 billion cut at Immigration and Customs Enforcement that was actually only $8 million. Three $655 million cuts at the U.S. Agency for International Development that ended up being a measly $18 million. These mistakes all seem to be completely avoidable human errors. C'mon. Give Musk a break. These are pimply faced hacker clowns. Not Certified Professional Accountants. 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭
  13. Yeah, the dog is always barking at the postman, too. Walks like a postman, delivers mail like a postman, probably is the postman the dog is barking at. 😜 Changing the subject by attacking the messenger because you don't like the observation. Yes, I see.
  14. Trump allies circulate mass deportation plan calling for ‘processing camps’ and a private citizen ‘army’ The group, led by Blackwater veteran Erik Prince, has close Trump ties Can any MAGA $torm Troopers translate what's going on here for me into English? I don't speak Nazi-era German. 😜
  15. That's actually correct. 👍 For Government jobs that don't require a Masters Degree, like lawn maintenance or similar facilities jobs. I was thinking about highly skilled government workers who generally speaking have to have a Masters Degree but get paid less than industry average wages. Sorry for the confusion. Emptying the waste basket is important, too. Participation Trophy. 🏆 Federal employees tend to have higher pay and better benefits than private-sector workers at lower and mid-levels, but the private sector offers higher salaries for highly skilled or executive positions.
  16. I have no idea what you're talking about unless you mean the government workers union didn't allow Republicans to steal their pension like they did in private corporations when they introduced the 401K retirement scam. But they don't get a full pension unless they work there for 20 years at below industry average wages. You seem to be bad at math. Go to Trump casinos often? 😮 😁
  17. SAP programmers typically get $300/hour, government workers might have earned $100/hour including bennies. How on earth is 300 less than 100. You don't know what you're talking about. 😀
  18. What he’s doing is saying, ‘Are you actually working?’” Trump said in the Oval Office during a meeting with French President Emmanuel Macron. “And then, if you don’t answer, like, you’re sort of semi-fired or you’re fired, because a lot of people aren’t answering because they don’t even exist.” Whoa, if true? We're paying people that don't exist?!? That would be major fraud. Give us a list of names, Donnie. Put up or shut up you DODGY old coot. Liar. 😭
  19. Just say NEIN NEIN NEIN 999 to Musk. Herman "COVID Fool" Cain Approves This Message 👍
  20. You're right. Republicans have underfunded the IRS so much when you would call you would get a recording that they're "overloaded" or something (Nope! You don't have enough employees answering the phone) and then it would say "call back another day" then the next thing you hear is CLICK when they hang up on you. Yeah, you are right. That sucks! Thanks, Republicans! 😄 Taxes should be easy for the bottom 99% of wage earners, done online free in 5 minutes or less. Republicans don't want that. Republicans want Rich people to pay zero taxes. And for hardworking Americans to pay the rest. It's as simple as that, Buckaroo. Time to clean out the government by people who couldn't get laid in high school! 😭 Boasting that he was “taking DOGE to the next level,” on Monday Elon Musk said that he had formed a new unit called Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
  21. As usual in his major appearances, President Donald Trump performed his iconic YMCA dance after finishing his speech at CPAC. Doesn't make the price of eggs lower (but housing prices are starting to crash, so that's good I guess) or health insurance more affordable (what happened to that beautiful coverage his health plan was going to cover "everyone"?!?) and have you checked out dental work prices lately? Americans aren't afraid of the drill, they're afraid of the bill. Keep on dancing, Magic Donnie. Keep on dancing while your people starve. 😃
  22. Donald Trump’s Budget Pause Causes Concern At Meals On Wheels Elon Musk sends telegrams to Seniors asking them for 5 things they did recently to justify eating today. Maybe Musk can dress up as the Soup Nazi... NO MEALS ON WHEELS FOR YOU TODAY 😘
  23. What a coincidence that facts do indeed tend to have a "liberal bias"... Because "conservatives" are usually the ones lying their asses off about everything. Whenever you hear facts they sound so strange compared to the lies they keep shoveling, no wonder you associate the Truth with Liberals. 😁
  24. You Won’t Believe How Much DOGE’s Latest Cuts Have Actually Saved They're right. 😄 DOGE’s wonky wall of receipts claimed that it saved $231M+ by cancelling an I.T. contract to Leidos. DOGE claimed the total value of the contract was $1B. "In reality, the cut only saved $560,000, a spokesperson from the Social Security Administration said." What a pile of horse excrement. Amateur hour? And they're lying to cover up their incompetence? Ya think. 🤣
  25. We can share the women, we can share the wine. But we're going to have to share your money because I done spent all of mine. 😃
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