Patsycat

What bras? the man was complaining that the bra less backpacker was annoying him.

Do they wear bras in Tuvalu?  I've never worn one in my life, so i am a sweaty shift wearer.

I lost all my fingers climbing Mount Everest and my thumbs on Kilimanjaro.

Nowadays, i use my toes.

 On a Toshiba laptop or a Samsung Tablet, which are very cheap.  I've had the laptop for about 4 years and the tablet one.

I don't have a fancy pants phone.

I prefer the laptop, still getting used to the tablet.  All that swiping and touch screen stuff gets me nervous.  i like my mouse.  Her name is Roxanne.

In fact, i decided last week that i would put the laptop away for a while, just to get used to the tablet.  And use it more.  Takes great piccies.

What's the use of having all these devices, and you don't know how to use them?!!

It's not a joke,  joking about suicide.

I pick on my fattie friends all the time.  They just pick on me for being a skinnie.

None of us do much sport.  We walk to the shops and the pub.

I did dance for two hours the other night, great fun.  My legs felt like they were dead the next day!!  Most exercise i've done in about ten years.

All that angst, but you still noticed she was wearing a bra less shift?  

What's a shift?  Is it one of those 1960's thingys called a mini dress?

Or did you just notice that she was bra less?  I probably would have noticed if he wasn't wearing any underthings too, in my angst.  All that jiggling around.

Makes queueing for check in, so much more fun.

So i came up with a plan.  I would put it in a crate, that way it would get back to my home all in one piece.  And it would be happy.  Unstressed and well fed.

They certainly should.  I am still in shock.

You cannot unsee something like that.

It was the size of it and i just thought i want one just like it.  It can't fit in a suitcase.

Sshhh, that was rather private and between us.  No need to announce it to everyone.

And now you have!!  And it was rather weird.

Not that i complained.  In fact i was rather mesmerised.  Mind blown in fact.

I'd never seen anything like it in my life.

It's weird but i shall get used to it

Slippery people

https://youtu.be/C1RrJjDdXoA

Neverdie and i could and shall cuddle up in economy one day, next life - but business might be better, i like the slippers. And those dinky toothbrushes. They gave me a man bag, with a razor and everything - i didn't care because i felt rather posh.

And the bloody marys. I just loved walking up the stairs and leaving the plebs down below. Didn't care where i was going. i did a little dance. Yess smee!!

And i wasn't fat at all. And still am not. I had a huge seat all to myself!! Could have got three of us in it!!

Back to economy - you get what you pay for and you can't choose the people who you sit next to. I had the most beautifuly handsome French guy once, he got me all flustered. I had to pretend to sleep.

I love those long haul flights. But if i weighed 100 kilos, i don't think i would. I usually just curl up like a kitten or a pup and go to sleep. Once, a few years ago with my family. My mum came round the plane and stroked the heads of her children while we slept. We were adults. We found that rather touching.

We all enjoy a drink or two in an airplane. But i would be terrified if someone had a hissy fit while i am sitting there, in a tin can at 30,000 feet plummeting at full blast towards my destintion.

What the heck do these people want? they kill and maim and don't give a damn if its children, mothers fathers etc. nor what religion.

Every day - i turn on the news and another atriocity. Now Munich, or those little girls getting stabbed in France because they were wearing shorts... one in intensive care. There is a child in intensive care in Nice - no one has come forward to claim him, they think his parents are dead. That wee poppet is all alone.

Absolutely, heart rending. I am not political, but, sadly - i think i am becoming a bit sort of and not wanting to be - racist. And who would tell me not to be, after the past couple of weeks. This is so sad, all of it. Breaks your heart, and your brain a bit. After being open minded about all religions all your life, and being brought up that way too. But to try and understand this hatred - i can't do it anymore. Its sadness, more than hate that i feel.

And i know, that the western world also kills lots of people, but this goes beyond that. Maybe because it was on my doorstep.

Can France prevent another attack? I hope so. They better.

Watch out Rio.

Was my post a bit OTT? If it was zap it.

The last time i glanced at their gofundme page, they had a thousand pounds in the pot.

That would have paid a sister a flight and hotel room, to be with her dying sister.

That woman died all alone, without her family or her boyfriend beside her. That is what is sad about this.

They should give that money back to the people that actually cared enough to send them 10 quid for their sad story.

And why did the boyfriend run off back home when she was in hospital?

I get sickened by those gofundme things - some are good, but most are just playing on peoples emotions. Good luck to them getting her home. Add another 50 grand to their bill.

If that was my sister - i would have been there every minute of every day. And she for me.

Instead of flashing my bling and my fake tan on a sob story gimme money thingy.

I agree that it should be stamped in your passport that you have insurance, if you can't get the stamp - you stay at home. Thus, saving a lot of people heartbreak and bankruptcy.

I like my little sitting up cat naps, if i lie down i am out for the whole afternoon. And then i wake up like it was the morning. Coffee, food.

And then it is midnight. Bright eyed and bushy tailed. Annoy the neighbours with music.... not really.

Watch rather interesting documentaries on the telly. Its amazing whats on the telly at 3 in the morning - i can't be the only one that watches it.

Even now it is 2.35 am where i live. I am awake. In an hour i shall be asleep. It is hot, for Europe. Who cares? in a few months we shall be complaining about the cold.

Great song, apt words.............

that is a terrible song!! But made me laugh.

Isley Brothers - Summer breeze

https://youtu.be/T88fbHOmvRk

https://youtu.be/1C8FOloO6PQ

Anything with Mark Ruffalo in it gets my "attention" going!!

Shise shall i have to call on the Mods .......!! This man called me a tart. I am offended. Bogan.

See, i'm learning stralian.. Be careful. I have other words up my sleeve. Drop Bear.

Change one detail -to a good looking foreign woman reacting that way to being groped by some random Thai guy- and we'd have the TVF keyboard troopers ready to mount a Crusade to protect her honor against the Thai hordes.

Ugly guy gets groped, he ought to be grateful? If it was Pattaya, he ought to be checking to see if he still has his wallet, watch and jewelry. Maybe he did...

Darling, i would never let my bottom be groped. My booty guards would already be sitting beside me. Protecting my assets from those pesky natives.

Otherwise, a good elbow in the ribs does the trick.

I've given it a few 'virtual' gropes over the years

Those are different. And you are not the only one...!!

Change one detail -to a good looking foreign woman reacting that way to being groped by some random Thai guy- and we'd have the TVF keyboard troopers ready to mount a Crusade to protect her honor against the Thai hordes.

Ugly guy gets groped, he ought to be grateful? If it was Pattaya, he ought to be checking to see if he still has his wallet, watch and jewelry. Maybe he did...

Darling, i would never let my bottom be groped. My booty guards would already be sitting beside me. Protecting my assets from those pesky natives.

Otherwise, a good elbow in the ribs does the trick.

I admit, i have been to and hosted Ann Summers raunchy parties in the 1980's. They were great fun, and we all had a laugh. And i made a bit of dosh.

Which is why i am enjoying that Brief Encounter series so much. Even the music just fits in!! In a musical way...

I've often slept in a bed with one or more of my girlfriends - the boyfriends were allocated the couches!!

I've even put two male friends into my bed and slept on the couch. I could have slept like piggy in the middle. But after hearing the snores and smelling the smells, i was rather glad to sleep on the couch!!

Nothing gay at all - everybody probably just wanting to get a good nights sleep after a rather alcoholic night out.

And we all felt great in the morning!!

Gregory Porter - the new Barry White

https://youtu.be/xf4H2JrY7PU

Stevie Nicks and that man, back on topic... this song describes me right now. tomorrow is another day.

https://youtu.be/94utJohjeXE