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    Are you my neighbor?: The one addicted to online-shopping deliveries?

    in ASEAN NOW Community Pub

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    13 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

    I live quite near you.

    (You live quite near me, but you are NOT me, fortunately)

     

    Every day, rain or shine, I see the delivery guys delivering boxes, parcels, envelopes, packages, of all shapes and sizes, to your house, yet....

    I rarely see you.

     

    The delivery trucks pull up outside your gate.

    They open your gate and enter your premises with the garbage you have ordered.

    And then they leave.

     

    I can see out my picture window, almost as if I were looking out over Waterloo Station, and all I see happening is boxes being delivered to you.

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    Everyday, I see so many packages sent to your door.

    But, not knowing what is inside your boxes, 

    It ruins my paradise.

     

    Why do you receive, on average, FIVE deliveries per day?

     

    Also, every day, Five Boxes!

    They always go in.

    I never see any boxes coming out.

    I can't remember seeing any people coming out, either?

    Your house must be like NYC Flat of those Jewish Brothers....
    What was their name?

    What a terrifically crafted film, a true masterpiece, I believe.

    But, the brothers were such hoarders.

     

    And now, with this online-ordering, thingy...

    Is this just a better way for hoarders to do their thing?

    They needn't exit their homes.

    They can do all their hoarding by remote control, and...

    The delivery couriers become....

    THEIR ENABLERS!!!!!

     

    Therefore, please do tell me now, while I have your attention....

    What is going on at your house?

    Do you have stacks and stacks of useless junk in their?

    And what about the packaging?

    Do you save the bubble wrap in one room, and the cardboard in another room?

    Do you eat the contents of the packages? I mean, is what you order edible?

    Or, do you stack all that junk in a third room?

    And, where do you even sleep?

    Or, DO YOU sleep??????

     

    This has been going on since you moved to this neighborhood, almost opposite my house.

    Will this never end?

    I worry for you sanity, and mine, as well.

     

    I just gotta know.  I need some resolution here of this puzzle.

    Tell me.

    Are you sick?

    Do you need a shrink?

    Will your house finally explode as a result of the pressure of all your online orders pushing out, against the walls of your house?

     

    Please take a warning and a caution from the Collyer Brothers.

    Please stop this over-the-top love affair with deliveries from your many courier friends.

    If the Collyers had had Couriers, things would have reached a head, far sooner.

     

    At the very least, tell me what you are doing with what you order.

    And, please tell me WHY.

    How did this happen to you?

     

    Is it your hope that...

    Someday, relying on some 12-Step Program,

    You will be able to wean yourself of your Buying Habit,

    And eventually live an uncluttered and worthy life?

     

    But, do you think there is actually any hope of your getting well?

     

    I am just grateful that being addicted to ONLINE Shopping, and..

    Being addicted to Courier Deliveries, and visits from couriers, is not a problem that I, or anyone I know personally...

    Such as a wife or a GF,...

    Is not something that I must deal with in this life.

     

    Do tell...

    What is going on with this out-of-hand ONLINE shopping....

     

    Regards,

    Gamma

     

    Oh, Forgot:  The Collyer Brothers.....

     

     

    Note 2: The Infamous Waterloo Window

     

     

    Note 3: Coming UNSTRUNG

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Utter garbage!

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    Google search has gone downhill

    in General Topics

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    3 minutes ago, george said:

     

    No advert, it's just a free tip for you to have better search experience. Have you tried it?

    It might be a free tip but you said earlier that I would have to pay for the full service so as a Scot I have to declare I have not tried it!

    :smile:

     

    PS;  Do you have any discounts on offer?

    Ukraine is running out of men to fight.

    in The War in Ukraine

    Posted · Edited by scottiejohn
    PS added.

    22 minutes ago, eisfeld said:

    NATO is not involved in the Ukraine war. Some NATO member countries are supporting Ukraine with funds and weapons but that is a different thing. If NATO would be involved in the war then it would look very, very different.

     

    Why the west didn't stop China from invading Tibet?

    One minute you are talking about "NATO" then you talk about the "west"!  The terms are NOT interchangeable!

    One is a treaty group who would have no cause or mandate to defend Tibet while the so called "west" is not a cohesive group with any mandate to interfere in Tibet!

     

    PS;  Do you classify Turkey as being in the west?

     

     

     

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    Clinton says Trump’s threats ‘should scare every American’

    in World News

    Posted · Edited by scottiejohn

    1 hour ago, impulse said:

     

    Clinton was proof you can be a morally bankrupt human and still have a successful presidency.  Not that he was the first, by a long shot.  But he was the first that got ratted out by the media, who gave JFK cover when he was cheating even worse on Jackie.  And LBJ, who was about as corrupt a politician as we've seen in my lifetime.

     

    Name me a senior politician in any country who is/has not been "a morally bankrupt human"?

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