scottiejohn

What is a "pov"? Is that yet another of your genders/terms?

So you make a "statement", which when challenged, you are not prepared to respond to in a gay and manly fashion! (pun/inuendo etc intended!)? I am beginning to think I should have omitted the "oxy" when I mentioned "oxymoron" wrt your earlier diatribes!

And of course you have verified timings to back these claims!

And what are these alleged time delays? What sources and timings do you have that we should NOW be aware of!

I don't issue any "diktats" but you seem to do all the time to people who both resent and and feel offended by the ones you repeat over and over again! BTW; As usual you did not respond to the salient point of my post regarding the "oxymoron" element of my response to your oxymoron post!

I hope the kids aren't using it! Just the usual passers by,

Another conspiracy theorist!

Is that not an oxymoron according to your diktats?

In a bar, an attractive woman calls the bartender over and asks to speak to the manager. He explains that the manager is not in this evening but he will be happy to help her. The very attractive woman leans across the bar and gently pulls the bartender in close, running her fingers through his hair. "Are you certain that the manager is not in tonight?" she asks, demurely. The bartender stutters the same answer previously given, saying that he can help her. She stares into his eyes, running her fingers over his face, across his lips and eyes, probing suggestively at his lips again. "In that case," she purrs "please inform the manager that there is no toilet paper, soap or hand towels in the ladies' restroom."

There is something "fishy" about the "tuna less tuna" saga to me! How did @Crossy know about the non tuna tuna and why?

Banned from the general store (again)! After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to the local grocery store. Unfortunately, like most men; I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local store manager: Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: 1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' 15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk, unzipped his trousers and asked "where is the fitting room"?

In/On the same vein; Due to rising costs, I stopped using toilet paper. Instead, I'm using newspaper now Man, The Times are rough. How many teenagers does it take to change a toilet paper roll? Who knows; it's never happened. Why does KFC not have toilet paper? (sorry) Because it's finger lickin good! My wife bought a toilet brush. I tried it. Too rough. I’m going back to using toilet paper. PS; No comment re my sh!tty comments please!

As one gay might say to the other gay "Let's finger out a solution between us and wipe the slate clean!" PS; No offence meant to gays or anyone else!

About yet another "Conspiracy Theory"!

Who cares once they have arrived there!

What will be remarkable, and probably never happen, will be the day FOX News, (sorry any news) Headlines; TRUMP TELLS THE TRUTH; You heard it here first!!

OK!

That's probably just because he wants you to use his services! Show me anything that states you MUST use a lawyer (in Thailand) to make a court acceptable will!

There is no point continuing your discussion with that poster. He is always right! (according to himself and no facts will change that)

At least after the paint has dried and the grass has grown your are left with something useful!

What sport are those two teams playing and what was the score?

How are you going to wri.e meaningful le..rs if you have no le..er (.) on your keyboard?

Going by some of the comments above "England" don't appear to have either!!

And avoiding RTAF fighter jets!

At least your geography is OK in that you know that a "French guy" is also "some European guy!