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Top 99 Reasons Why Being Over Age 70 Rules!
scottiejohn replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Or being just repeatably objectionable with his/her asinine comments! -
Top 99 Reasons Why Being Over Age 70 Rules!
scottiejohn replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
You cannot have "fun with it" as it is just nonsense! -
Top 99 Reasons Why Being Over Age 70 Rules!
scottiejohn replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Are you capable of actually responding to a post and staying on topic? By the responses you have made so far to me just on this thread then the answer is a resounding NO! You just type garbage and seem to expect people to accept it. I don't. I believe you are ether just a "click bait" troll employed by AN or just deluded and in need of treatment! -
Top 99 Reasons Why Being Over Age 70 Rules!
scottiejohn replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
What has any of the above verbiage got to with my response? -
Where would you retire -- if money wasn't an issue?
scottiejohn replied to gargamon's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
As the OP I thought, wrongly obviously, that you would have known that the subject is actually about "Where would you retire..." -
Siriraj Says All Beds For Critical Covid Patients Full
scottiejohn replied to webfact's topic in Bangkok News
A bit more info would help rather than a "throw away statement of "I got again this weekend"! e.g. What Strain With or without previous vaccines With or without face masks What sort of circumstances How many times, How severe Home or hospital treatment etc? -
Top 99 Reasons Why Being Over Age 70 Rules!
scottiejohn replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
What has Trump got to do with this? What a load of garbage from you, as usual! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Random thoughts from last night's dreams; The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk in my study/relax room, I have a work station... If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it? The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong. -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Kids A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you.> While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic ! 1. Don't change horses .......until they stop running. 2. Strike while the .............................bug is close. 3. It's always darkest before ......Daylight Saving Time. 4. Never underestimate the power of ............termites. 5. You can lead a horse to water but ........how? 6. Don't bite the hand that .................looks dirty. 7. No news is ..........................................impossible. 8. A miss is as good as a ............Mr. 9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math. 10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ..............stink in the morning. 11. Love all, trust .............. me. 12. The pen is mightier than the ................... pigs. 13. An idle mind is .............the best way to relax. 14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution. 15. Happy the bride who ............gets all the presents. 16. A penny saved is ......................not much. 17. Two's company, three's .............. the Musketeers. 18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed. 19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ...........you have to blow your nose. 20. There are none so blind as ............Stevie Wonder. 21. Children should be seen and not ...............spanked or grounded. 22. If at first you don't succeed .........get new batteries. 23. You get out of something only what you .......see in the picture on the box. 24. When the blind lead the blind .... get out of the way. 25. Better late than .............pregnant! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
If at first you don't succeed Skydiving's not for you. Also the bomb squad is not the job for you either., nor for that matter is Russian roulette, but you can try and suck another seed, but please don't volunteer for the suicide prevention hotline! -
Top 99 Reasons Why Being Over Age 70 Rules!
scottiejohn replied to GammaGlobulin's topic in ASEAN NOW Community Pub
Hunger is a reflection on the state of the contents, or lack thereof, of your stomach! -
'Truth is sacred', Tom Hanks tells Harvard graduates
scottiejohn replied to onthedarkside's topic in World News
YES! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Why don't you drive a bus instead of a car as the noise of the extra passengers' screaming might wake you up earlier! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
If it is "shivering" why not help it by inserting it somewhere warm? Try asking your wife if you are too shelfish to help or insert it yourself! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Which one was "coining it in" and which has just "had yer chips, now leg it"? -
Have you thought of doing a poll to see how many are for and against seeing the source of emoji?
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Military-backed senators refuse to back MFP form a government
scottiejohn replied to webfact's topic in Thailand News
An interesting point! Do we know who will select the "new" senators? -
Su-24 and Su-27 can carry a Storm Shadow missile, but not program it (bulgarianmilitary.com) According to the link the missile is too heavy for some Ukrainian warplanes but the Su-24/27 can carry them. It also states that if the aircraft cannot be modified to integrate the missile into their weapon control system the missile can still be pre-programmed on the ground pre take off and launched at predetermined targets.