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scottiejohn

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  1. Do you think she might let me get up close and smell and touch them to see if they might be Durians? I don't want her to upset any strangers after all!
  2. If she used to be in the same room as someone showing them her genitals has she/he not caught up with the Trans naming systems yet although at her/his/their age ir may have been some time since the sex change!?
  3. At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.” "Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."
  4. So you obviously never went back then, did you? Ps; I don't mean it it! ????
  5. At least it gets a message to you and others and shows how deep is their love for others!
  6. And I thought that all sisters did all the time was to mouth off at their brothers! I obviously come from a different type of family as we could not afford cider in a cereal bowl. Scrumpy in a chipped mug was our treat if we avoided the gardener!
  7. I hate to make a barbed comment but you've got me hooked as I always thought there was a rod in there somewhere!
  8. There have been so many rightly deserved eloquent statements made above on UJ's behalf that I feel that cannot in any way make a meaningful addition to them. R.I.P. @ubonjoe
  9. What do you expect when you take your car to a garage for a tune up? You are bound to get a score or two!
  10. But according to the definition the only transport is a bike.
  11. I do indeed enjoy world class cancerous Thai street food!
  12. Beware of QR Code Scams - WSJ Beware of QR Code Scams | disb (dc.gov)
  13. OMG! I totally agree and so I went to look for sites that could explain the concept in simple terms for me! Oops I was wrong! Please don't look at these; Telosa - Telosa (cityoftelosa.com) The 15-minute city as marketing slogan — 15-Minute City (15minutecity.com)
  14. Too much information!
  15. Thank God I have emigrated and at my age can avoid this woke/green cr@p!
  16. Sorry! I should have quoted the person you were responding to and not quoted you directly!
  17. Our posts have probably crossed paths! Please see my post just above yours! I totally agree with you!
  18. How does the opposition get to you in 15 minutes, just the local boy scout's teams?
  19. I can't see all this being achieved before 2030. 3020! Just people wanting their 15 minutes of air/internet fame time. A load of .........!
  20. Not quite a leak, more an "official announcement!; The People of the State of New York against Donald J. Trump The judge overseeing the case against Trump signed off on an order Thursday granting Bragg’s request to publicly disclose the sealed grand jury indictment. Atop the order is the case name: The People of the State of New York against Donald J. Trump. Judge Juan Merchan wrote in the order that the disclosure would be “in the public interest and an appropriate exercise of this Court’s discretion,” according to the document. Donald Trump has been indicted. Here's what we know | CNN Politics
  21. The Thai Banks are just following what is happening in the UK and elsewhere as we all go online!
  22. For financial transactions? What an easy way to loose money and phone data!
  23. +1 Brilliant statement on the bleeding obvious! I would hate to see how their "healthcare, and leisure can be easily reached by a 15-minute walk or bike ride from any point in the city." A bike ride ambulance conveying a totally incapacitated patient! Just the first example I will give of how totally wacko the so called 15 Min concept is!
  24. You may have noticed that I asked for a source of the information from the poster! It is normal practice for the poster making a statement to provide their source as there may be other interpretations or meanings! Posts should be self explanatory without the need for internet searches to try and find out what the original poster MAY have meant!
  25. Not quite what @placeholder said! No wonder I am confused!
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