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Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
Do you think she might let me get up close and smell and touch them to see if they might be Durians? I don't want her to upset any strangers after all! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
If she used to be in the same room as someone showing them her genitals has she/he not caught up with the Trans naming systems yet although at her/his/their age ir may have been some time since the sex change!? -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.” "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass... “This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for the finest results.” "Correct." A third glass... "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly. The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. She left the room and came back in with a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father." -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
So you obviously never went back then, did you? Ps; I don't mean it it! ???? -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
At least it gets a message to you and others and shows how deep is their love for others! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
And I thought that all sisters did all the time was to mouth off at their brothers! I obviously come from a different type of family as we could not afford cider in a cereal bowl. Scrumpy in a chipped mug was our treat if we avoided the gardener! -
Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
I hate to make a barbed comment but you've got me hooked as I always thought there was a rod in there somewhere! -
RIP Ubon Joe - ASEAN NOW visa expert
scottiejohn replied to Rimmer's topic in Thai Visas, Residency, and Work Permits
There have been so many rightly deserved eloquent statements made above on UJ's behalf that I feel that cannot in any way make a meaningful addition to them. R.I.P. @ubonjoe- 379 replies
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Worst Joke Ever 2025
scottiejohn replied to warfie's topic in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!
What do you expect when you take your car to a garage for a tune up? You are bound to get a score or two! -
Chiang Mai’s Air Ranks Worst Globally Several Days This Week
scottiejohn replied to webfact's topic in Chiang Mai News
I do indeed enjoy world class cancerous Thai street food! -
Fees for cardless withdrawal coming
scottiejohn replied to digbeth's topic in Jobs, Economy, Banking, Business, Investments
Beware of QR Code Scams - WSJ Beware of QR Code Scams | disb (dc.gov) -
Too much information!
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NY grand jury votes to indict Donald Trump, sources tell CNN
scottiejohn replied to Scott's topic in World News
Sorry! I should have quoted the person you were responding to and not quoted you directly! -
NY grand jury votes to indict Donald Trump, sources tell CNN
scottiejohn replied to Scott's topic in World News
Our posts have probably crossed paths! Please see my post just above yours! I totally agree with you! -
NY grand jury votes to indict Donald Trump, sources tell CNN
scottiejohn replied to Scott's topic in World News
Not quite a leak, more an "official announcement!; The People of the State of New York against Donald J. Trump The judge overseeing the case against Trump signed off on an order Thursday granting Bragg’s request to publicly disclose the sealed grand jury indictment. Atop the order is the case name: The People of the State of New York against Donald J. Trump. Judge Juan Merchan wrote in the order that the disclosure would be “in the public interest and an appropriate exercise of this Court’s discretion,” according to the document. Donald Trump has been indicted. Here's what we know | CNN Politics -
Fees for cardless withdrawal coming
scottiejohn replied to digbeth's topic in Jobs, Economy, Banking, Business, Investments
The Thai Banks are just following what is happening in the UK and elsewhere as we all go online! -
Fees for cardless withdrawal coming
scottiejohn replied to digbeth's topic in Jobs, Economy, Banking, Business, Investments
For financial transactions? What an easy way to loose money and phone data! -
+1 Brilliant statement on the bleeding obvious! I would hate to see how their "healthcare, and leisure can be easily reached by a 15-minute walk or bike ride from any point in the city." A bike ride ambulance conveying a totally incapacitated patient! Just the first example I will give of how totally wacko the so called 15 Min concept is!
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You may have noticed that I asked for a source of the information from the poster! It is normal practice for the poster making a statement to provide their source as there may be other interpretations or meanings! Posts should be self explanatory without the need for internet searches to try and find out what the original poster MAY have meant!