scottiejohn

BS!

Why insult hamburgers by comparing Trump to one of God's foods?

I think it is actually centered in Mount Krakatoa!

Five surgeons were talking about the best patients The first surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!" The fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable." The fifth surgeon, quietly listening to the conversation, says, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."

How come he's still standing next to the doctor? I would have assaulted him, the spineless git for taking it without my permission!

I hope they are fresh growing leaves!

Better duck out of site then! If that man has got a big one he could really quack you up and cause you serious harm if he bites down too hard! PS' you just push some bread through the letter box and see if he waddles away!

I don't know where the OP is from! I am just highlighting the problems with the majority of mainstream UK credit cards for people who use them! (I used to work in that industry) There are some limited/specific use UK CCs but the problem is they tend to be for specific functions and not general purpose use!

Please provide an example of such a card that is acceptable worldwide! PS; Please note I am referring to using a CC to obtain cash overseas (and as a side issue also in the UK), not just for general overseas purchases!

You have been very modest about you artistic talents!

Waiting for a bus to visit their boyfriends no doubt!

Barking up the wrong tree again were you?

Nor do we on this forum! (just joking )

It's even worse when you disagree with the answer you gave to your own question! And even worse when both your answers are wrong!

It's even worse when you see the same he/she/it/they etc in a yellow dress with a pink bag!

It would be very difficult to find a fully functioning CC in the UK that does not have the above restrictions! Attached is a link which lists other restrictions which most UK CC have! There are also card transactions which are treated as cash advances, even though you don't withdraw any physical cash. These include: Making a mortgage payment Paying a utility bill Buying travel money and travellers' cheques Buying gift vouchers Betting or gambling (including lottery tickets and most transactions in a casino) Can you withdraw cash from a credit card? | money.co.uk

That would be the most expensive way on many UK CC as you will have usual foreign ATM card fees plus cash is often charged a at a higher rate than purchases and the interest is charged from the day of the transaction. It is also a black mark on your credit report.

BS! You have got so much wrong there that I do not know where to start! It is very easy to maintain a "presence" in the UK especially if you have any family still living there! Even if you have no family left in the UK as long as you planned ahead before retiring here you can easily set up and maintain a UK footprint including UK Addresses, phone numbers, electoral roll etc!

What a gay idea! I might just take that up!!

Catch-22! Why did you start this new .............(insert appropriate word) thread?

A sign from Heaven! I must have drink to celebrate! Where should I go I wonder?

And the connection with Thailand and this incident is ??

Division & Fright There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One evening two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts they had collected and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts between them "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me," said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out towards the fence. Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slow down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you." He thought he knew what it was. "Oh my god!" he shuddered, "It's Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery!" He cycled down the road and found an old man with a cane, hobbling along. "Come quick!" he said, "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls." The man said, "Shoo, you brat! Can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is!" After several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery and heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you's been tellin' the truth! Let's see if we can see the Devil himself." Shivering with fear, they edged toward the fence, still unable to see anything, but then they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me. And one last one for you. That's it all done." "Let's go get those two nuts by the fence, and we'll be done." They say the old guy made it to town 10 minutes before the boy!

Thanks! I had forgotten that, what with my memory and all! It is nice to see the milk of human kindness is still showing on this forum.

The young gunfighter is getting worried He feels that although he can shoot very straight he is not quick enough on the draw! compared to some of the youngsters he hangs out with. He decides he will consult a “gunfighter trainer” to help him improve his technique and show him the latest tricks. He goes into the bar, and walks up to the gunfighter trainer at a table and tells him what the situation is. The trainer says “I think I can help you. Let me see your style.” The gunfighter draws and shoots the piano player’s drink off the piano. “Nice shot” says the trainer. “Why don’t you put your holster a little lower on your hip, and tie down the bottom with a rawhide thong?” The gunfighter does these things, and tries another draw. He shoots the piano player’s cigar out of his mouth.” “Now here is what I think you should do next” says the trainer. “File the front sight off that revolver and rub axle grease all over it.” “Will that get it out of the holster faster?” asks the gunfighter. “Dunno” says the trainer, “but when Stormin Bat Masterson over there finishes playing the piano he’s likely goin to take that there shooter from you and shove it up your @ss.”