Two Little Boys;
After a heavy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window.
The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into a water filled pothole.
As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother runs to the yard in a panic.
'Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!' she asks as she shook the older boy in anger.
'We were just playing 'church' mommy, ' he said.
'I was just baptizing him.....in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes.'