Hayduke

2 hours ago, PoodThaiMaiDai said:

Well came up with this in about 5 minutes. I am sure I missed many other reasons.

• Land of Smiles
• City of Bangkok
• Fruits
• Elephants
• Floating Market
• Hotels
• Restaurants
• Beautiful Girls
• Sky Bars
• Massage Parlors
• Spas
• Mountain regions
• Issan
• Chiang Mai
• Jungle
• Kanyan Tribe (Long Necks)
• Beautiful Beaches
• Phuket
• Koh Samui
• 1430 Islands
• Tropical Weather
• Boating
• Scuba and other water sports
• Night Life and adult Entertainment
• Pattaya
• Walking Street, Soi 6, LK Metro, Soi Buakhoa, etc.
• Patong
• Patpong
• Soi Cowboy
• Nana Plaza
• Cultural
• Temples

You forgot Durian Kit Kat candy bars....

36 minutes ago, webfact said:

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, right, welcomes Thai Prime Minister Prayuth Chan-ocha,

Looks more like Uncle Cha-Cha is being shown the door.....

5 minutes ago, Freddy42OZ said:

This has to be the stupidest thing I've every experienced in almost 14 years living here.  

Sorry….but if this is the stupidest thing you’ve experience here then you don’t get out enough.

Remember boys and girls and loyal subjects….any news not endorsed by the government is by definition…..untrue. The Fearless Leader says so.

8 minutes ago, webfact said:

Police found driver Soifah, 21, in an agitated state with minor injuries. 

 

She said she had been coming from downtown Lopburi with her mum when she hit a pothole and lost control.

Too bad she didn’t have one of the rare and highly prized…“Protection from potholes” amulets.

5 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

Prime Minister Prayut Chan-o-cha played an old hit song, “Ya Yom Pae” (Never Give Up) by singer Sunisa “Aom” Sukboonsang, to his colleagues

The Hero General further regaled his audience with a colorful, costumed karaoke version that brought everyone to tears….

32 minutes ago, webfact said:

Pattaya City Police arrived at the Ma Ha Na Cafe in Jomtien near Soi 9 at around 1:46 A.M. last night after reportedly hearing loud music coming out from the venue while patrolling the area to maintain the order of the Covid-19 restrictions.

More likely the police arrived at the Ma Ha Na Cafe because management had forgotten to send a brown envelope over....

1 hour ago, webfact said:

General Chalermpol’s first overseas trip as Thailand Chief of Defense Forces is another significant marker in the U.S.-Thai partnership.

General Chalermpol doesn’t look too happy with the cheap, tacky, economy-sized plaque. He was clearly expecting something along the lines of a grand and lavish basket of chicken essence.

50 minutes ago, webfact said:

He declared that measures to screen foreign tourists for Covid-19 were excellent and ahead of an anticipated wider influx of tourists they were more than able to cope.

In fact..….things look so ship shape he’s going to recommend forming a committee to consider opening a second inbound line.

2 hours ago, LarrySR said:

The FBI & DHS Crime report states a majority of hate crimes in the USA are committed by white males targeting blacks, asians, gays and non Christians

Maybe the attacker didn't see your Crime report.....

Maybe the New York City Police didn't see the report either, as they released this Crime Stoppers photo...

https://crimestoppers.nypdonline.org/

....of the 'alleged' perpetrator.

28 minutes ago, webfact said:

The ad company have been asked to tone down the light to make it less annoying

Less annoying? The only way to make those obscene monstrosities less annoying is to tear them all down.

15 minutes ago, webfact said:

Mjr Supharat will have to satisfy investigators there was no mischief afoot or he will face disciplinary charges or even be prosecuted

Hopefully the Major has enough cash afoot.....to satisfy  the investigators.

8 minutes ago, webfact said:

Supha Piyajitti of the Office of the National Anti-Corruption Commission told the Thai media the investigation would take 14 months to complete.

 

Why the big rush?

48 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

get gambling money from foreign tourists.......

It all sounds just tacky and greedy......

All things considered....you couldn't expect anything different.

1 hour ago, vandeventer said:

So, where are all the charging stations? I would hate to get stuck in traffic half way home and then the batteries die, then have to push it the rest of the way home.

Not to worry…Thailand’s finest electrical engineers are already working the problem.

20 minutes ago, webfact said:

“I would definitely keep Hua Lamphong,” he said. “It is irreplaceable and invaluable…and it can be made to be even more valuable,” he said.

He’s right…..but it still feels odd to agree with him.

10 minutes ago, webfact said:

Yingyot said that gambling ruins lives, puts you in abject debt and penury,

Sounds more like he's describing Uncle-General-Czar's rule....