Hayduke

It’s part of the new, simplified twenty year plan. Everything that is not mandatory must be forbidden…and everything that is not forbidden must be mandatory.

Is a panel better than a committee?

Because..…the Chinese embassy has declared that it is a quality vaccine. The fact that China gives generous kickbacks on vaccine purchases has nothing to do with it.

Where has he been all this time? Government tourism numbers are.....always....completely unrealistic.

But....but....this must be a terrible misunderstanding. He swore on his amulet that he was only trying to protect the children.

Maybe the government is waiting for trainloads of brown envelopes from the business sector.

So….does the Thai government also mandate that all of these people will have open access to vaccination?.....or are they on their own?

He wants to make sure the New Nordic Development Company has been paying him his rightful share of the scam profits.

Look kids! Uncle is all dressed up for his new job as a door opener at the Oriental Hotel.

This asset seizure thing is beginning to look like a pretty profitable 'new normal'.

See?....it's all a misunderstanding.....he was just protecting the children.

Those police vinyl boards seem to be getting bigger all the time.....good to see they've got their priorities in order.

The government is full of people who know how to budget their money. Look at the PM....his official salary is something like 140,000 Baht per month and he owns an entire army.

As always…..government decisions are driven by the size and weight of the ubiquitous brown envelopes.

Protect the image? This.....Mister PM......is both the image and the reality of the police. You're only furious the because truth has been exposed....again.

According to several reports, one popular reform suggestion is that the police should begin allowing the public to pay bribes using credit cards.

No surprise here. The loyal, doctrinaire, military-led National Culture Commission of Thailand must ensure that all Thai ”art”…..is a dutiful expression of correct thought and political reliability.

Absolutely astonishing how one’s quality of life can improve so dramatically in such a short period of time. It’s been like a magical vaccine for all of life’s psychic and spiritual difficulties.

Wonder how much these ‘celebrities’ had to kick back to the National Anti-Corruption Commission to get a part in this stunt.

Allegedly gathering…..another degenerate and habit-forming practice brought to Thailand by those rascally foreigners.

But everyone can't just leave the country. The real lesson learned is that if you rip off 3 billion Baht….make sure the boss gets his cut.

An honest assessment? Expect a new emergency decree criminalizing honesty.

Translation: “Letting people know the truth about how badly we’ve buffooned this crisis isn’t working….it’s time to go back to lying about everything.”

Might help if the Generals, government officials, miscellaneous Hi-Sos and other assorted ‘connected people’ would actually pay for their tickets.

Never fear....the Czar has assembled a team of the world's most respected specialists to save his job…uh….the country. This team of qualified, trusted, focused, and like-minded advisors remains at the Czar's side day and night..…guaranteeing that the government's enlightened and carefully planned vaccination plan will stay on track.