Ebumbu

"Beyond the seas of thought beyond the realm of what
Across the streams of hopes and dreams where things are really not"

"Come along if you care
Come along if you dare
Take a ride to the land inside of your mind"

Thank you Land of Smiles! 

An early Christmas gift! Thank you Land of Smiles! 

Not only is she topless, but she is untidy! Oh, the humanity! 

If you decide to break the law, don't do it half assed! Go ALL THE WAY! 

This is a psychotic break or severe untreated mental illness. He needs 72 hours observation and assistance getting medical care, which may include a flight back to his home country.

He's lucky they charged by the centimeter. 

47 year-old grandmother? Do the math. 

Fortunately, the ER team had a plasma welder. 

Cue theme to Final Countdown. 

You can buy bulk cotton "vintage" T-shirts on Lazada by the dozen. I bought 20 for a very, cheap price. In fact, I bought 40 and only kept the 20 I like best. They have random printing on them, such as from some unknown sports team. 

Parts of the sweeping, comprehensive law has been leaked by insiders. Here's the short version: Pay more money every three months for a farcical medical license for any given reason, such as back pain, headache, insomnia, Munchausen Syndrome, exploding head syndrome, bristophilia, pica, water allergy, boanthropy, and general malaise. 

"cum-voyeur"

Come again? 

4 hours ago, KannikaP said:

I have had pain in my shoulders for several years. Tried all forms of massage, injections, acupuncture, ointments etc etc, to no avail.

Bought some kratom leaves from Lazada, chopped 12 leaves in my food processor with 600 ml water in my French coffee press. Into microwave for 4 minutes until just boiling, let it cool. 

Two swigs before bed last night, no noticeable euphoria, and more importantly NO PAIN. Will do same again tonight.

Were they dried or fresh leaves? Thanks. 

24 round the clock. 

1) You print out Google maps. 

2) You draw on it with a magic marker. It will bleed to other side. 

3) You flip the paper over and scan the other side. 

4) Reinforce just the scanned lines and add labels. Done. 

Up to one million baht per flying farang. 

I dunno ... maybe build guard rails that rise higher than an average man's hips? Some of these are avoidable. 

Why arrest him? He did no Wong. 

Behold the awe-inspiring power of makeup.