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Not only is she topless, but she is untidy! Oh, the humanity!

If you decide to break the law, don't do it half assed! Go ALL THE WAY!

This is a psychotic break or severe untreated mental illness. He needs 72 hours observation and assistance getting medical care, which may include a flight back to his home country.

He's lucky they charged by the centimeter.

47 year-old grandmother? Do the math.

When it comes to violence, a woman's menstrual cycle is no joke ... period!

Where did you park?

Fortunately, the ER team had a plasma welder.

Cue theme to Final Countdown.

You can buy bulk cotton "vintage" T-shirts on Lazada by the dozen. I bought 20 for a very, cheap price. In fact, I bought 40 and only kept the 20 I like best. They have random printing on them, such as from some unknown sports team.

Cannabis speeds up the heart rate. But, there is zero evidence that it actually causes heart disease. This study only confirms correlation. Yes, there is a correlation between cannabis users and heart attacks, and it's this: If you already have heart disease and are already at risk for an infarction, speeding up your heart can dislodge existing plaque and cause an event. It's exactly what happened to my friend who already had heart disease. Show me a study of healthy people who develop heart disease due to cannabis use. I'll wait.

Parts of the sweeping, comprehensive law has been leaked by insiders. Here's the short version: Pay more money every three months for a farcical medical license for any given reason, such as back pain, headache, insomnia, Munchausen Syndrome, exploding head syndrome, bristophilia, pica, water allergy, boanthropy, and general malaise.

"cum-voyeur" Come again?

Were they dried or fresh leaves? Thanks.

Line Shopping. Search for red Kratom. It lifts mood and suppresses pain to an extent I didn't believe possible.

24 round the clock.

1) You print out Google maps. 2) You draw on it with a magic marker. It will bleed to other side. 3) You flip the paper over and scan the other side. 4) Reinforce just the scanned lines and add labels. Done.

Up to one million baht per flying farang.

I dunno ... maybe build guard rails that rise higher than an average man's hips? Some of these are avoidable.

Next time, be sure to order Grab and not Stab. Easy mistake to make.

Why arrest him? He did no Wong.

Alcoholics against cannabis: Make your voices heard!

Behold the awe-inspiring power of makeup.

I'm leaning toward a professional nurse now after thinking about security issues. It was Spider Mike or someone who reminded me of risks involved with living with a stranger. OK, good point. I spoke to the take-care woman again tonight. Yes, the GF experience was on offer for 20,000 a month with a 6 month commitment. She started talking about the possibility of love and romance. Then, drama entered the picture and I opted out. A nurse seems like the way to go, not some gray-area woman I don't know. Good to get feedback here.

If I poop myself after surgery, I can claim it was intentional! Thanks again!