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Thanks for the advice. Never considered that. Do share some of your personal photos with captions of what you are suggesting to give me a better understanding.

Correct. I only like chocolate women, but I don't care if it's light, dark, or in between.

I'm an equal opportunity employer. I actually don't even notice skin color. I only need to be attracted to their appearance.

Many of them have tried to pigeonhole me over the years about women and my tastes in women, while assuming I'm only attracted to dark skinned Thai women. So I try on all kinds of fake responses because it's really none of their business anyway what I like. I often start out by saying I'm married already, which is a lie. But then they'll ask me if I'm married to a Thai woman. If I answer yes, they'll ask me where she's from. And I'll say Chiang Mai. That normally ends the discussion. Or sometimes I say I'm not married to a Thai, but a foreigner. That also ends the discussion pretty quickly. One time I was in a taxi and really didn't feel like participating in the usual interview about my tastes in women. So I told the Thai taxi driver that I don't like women. And then he said "oh, I know this really good new gay bar". Then I laughed and said "I'm not really gay". He got really embarrassed and went quiet after that. Try that next time. It works well.

I often mix a bit of my own natural methane gas, with some cannabis vapors, and a flame. You should see how that clears out a room. 😂

Ask Collin Neville. She's Ian's sister. Rob knows her.

Thanks, but I already have mrs. smith's LINE and she texts me for a booty call every time you go down to Soi 6/1. Why don't you ever sort her out first before you go out riding pogo sticks?

That's a fact. And the truth is most of them will take anything they can get. They all talk a good story about white skinned girls, but the majority of the ones I see with their girlfriends around town are often very overweight, dark skinned women that I don't find attractive at all, not because of their skin color, but because of their general physical appearance.

bob, if you go to the girly bars where the locals go, there are no tanned bar girls. Anyway, this whole discussion is really pretty pathetic at its core. One type of skin color isn't better than the other, nor is one any worse than the other. It all comes down to what somebody finds attractive. And to each his own. I barely find any Asian women physically attractive anymore, unless they are of a certain minimum height, weight, and physical fitness. But at this point, we're just talking about superficiality. A lot of the times the women that I end up being most attracted to are not necessarily ones that I'm physically attracted to because it eventually comes down to other things. Personality, integrity, character, compatibility, sexuality, etc.

Anyone who limits himself to one color means he's getting half as much (or even less) than those of us who love them all. It's like a box of mixed chocolates, why choose one when you can try so many different kinds?

Naah, too sweet. It's gotta be dark and creamy.

Ah, ringing in the holidays with some big Christmas ding dong cheer. Oh, probably nothing big in Thailand in that department though. So maybe we should move back to our discussion about chocolate? Personally, I prefer Lindt 85%.

Just to make sure I don't misinterpret you again, is that like one ladyboy on each side of you and you in the middle?

Of course, silly me, how could I have ever made that mistake when we were discussing the subject of your love for ladyboys at the time?

I'm puzzled now. The other day you mentioned, enjoying a bit of sausage between your buns. Anyway, the lyrics to this song should help you out:

So are you ethnocentric now about your ladyboys too? Or are you still fine with some dark sausage plowing into your pasty white English keyster?

That's true too. But in Thailand, I learned a long time ago to always be nice to everyone you meet, especially until you know who they are and who they know. And even then it's still not a bad idea to stay on their good side if you can. Although that's not always possible.

I don't know any Scott's other than Sean Connery, and he's dead. Any good though?

In Thailand he will be called "Re-Chart" by the locals. I can never figure out if they're referring to a dead battery in their smartphone or not.

And this is the land of fragile egos. So you also have to be really careful who you insult.

Well, I don't drink so I won't be too fussed. But you'll still have to teach me how you got rich mining nickels out of a dead Scott's arse.

all 500 of them are on the same type of visa, but if you really wanna know, you'll have to meet me on Soi Wherever and buy me a beer.

So then who was the schoolyard bully who always gave you a wedgie and left you hanging by your grundies on the schoolyard fence? Was that bob smith?

Not quite. They import them now. Makes it much easier.